Just got this message from my publisher, the Barefoot Investor is officially the #1 book in the country!
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Weekend Book Signing!

I’ll be at Dymocks Chadstone Store tomorrow at 11:30am.

If you’d like to get a copy signed, please stop by and say g’day!

[ Dymocks.com.au Link ]

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