yesterday at 20:18.
Oh my god
This rainbow Highlighter by Bitter Lace Beauty!
???? My #Instagram: ITSCHRISCROCKER
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yesterday at 20:22
"I don't really have anything to conceal, cause I'm really what's real"😂😂🤣😂 why are you so awesome....say it loud girl because as far as I can tell you're truly the realist in this bitch
yesterday at 20:21
Allie Hedstrom 😂😂😂 what type of fruity pebble bitch am i!!! I love it hahahah
yesterday at 20:28
Ipsy should hire you to make their videos of you trying their products. It would be something I'd love to see 😂😂
yesterday at 19:30.
Don't settle. Hit tha peddle!
My #INSTAGRAM: ITSCHRISCROCKER
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yesterday at 19:37
It's onions not string cheese 😅
yesterday at 19:34
"You don't need a man that says, you'll do, you need a man that says, I do! " True that! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
yesterday at 19:40
People showing up to your sermons like it's Sunday... And it is. #preach
yesterday at 15:14.
When they'll use anything to try to wake you up
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yesterday at 15:22
I hate being woken up unaturally 😑😑😑 I have also swung in my sleep. Sorrynotsorry💁😴😈 Only thing that will motivate me to get up is a tall cold glass of chocolate milk/ ovaltine/ iced coffee. Otherwise, let the beast get her beauty rest. Lol
Maggie Anne Corley
yesterday at 15:19
"You tickle me bitch and you gonna be right on asleep with me cause uh uh I start swinging in my sleep " 😂😂😂 who does this remind you of Krista Stewart
Niki L. Harris
yesterday at 16:15
😂😂😂 "just cause I'm layin here don't mean I don't know my name.." what i wish I could've said to my mom sometimes when she'd wake me up for school 😂😂😂 u crack me up Chris 💙💙💙💙
yesterday at 09:08.
MOOD after a breakup
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yesterday at 10:41
Jenna Leigh Kapitan this is the same person that did the leave Brittany alone video so I think we can all trust his way of doing things ❤
yesterday at 09:20
Paula Marie Ozmunstdon lol this is totally not even our situation, cuz our men are da besst. But I just thought you'd enjoy it cuz it's Chris Crocker.. lol
yesterday at 09:28
Chris did you hear about the nightclub shooting in Ohio that took place a few hours ago?!
03/25/2017 at 05:12.
Lean in on a bitch
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03/25/2017 at 05:28
I'm fucking CRYYYYIIINNNNGGGGG lmaooo you wearing him down boo 😂😂😂 3 more encounters and you in there Chris 😂😂😂 Operation operate that dick in motion 😂😂 I want him to lean on a bitch too 💅 Horizontal lean 😂😂😂
Madassin Malice Hadter
03/25/2017 at 05:20
Lmao I'm preg with twins right now and been crabby all day but this just made me laugh so hard. You made my bad day sooo much better. Thank you!
03/25/2017 at 05:27
I love you and much like everyone else your videos really help cheer me up and get me through some really hard moments in my life. Keep shining darling 💛💛💛💛
03/25/2017 at 04:44.
So proud of my hometown queen @eurekaohara
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yesterday at 12:54
She's too thirsty for the spotlight.. an tbf I couldnt stand her little remarks she had for everyone. Like shut up an let someone else speak!
03/25/2017 at 12:13
I love her! Um Chris you need to come to the Stonewall club in WV.. always a great time...She was there not long ago and that bitch can move..
yesterday at 00:04
She instantly became one of my top favs when i watched the premier last night!!!!! Love 💖 her!!!!
03/24/2017 at 21:29.
If you know y'all are just a side thing, don't be catching feelings!!
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03/24/2017 at 21:33
Child, I couldn't get over that Strawberry shortcake looking hat, and Dump Trump shirt! 😂😂😂😂😂
03/24/2017 at 21:42
Love your humor.
Margaret Le Doux
03/24/2017 at 21:43
I fricken love your energy and your honesty. Aloha friday
03/24/2017 at 20:11.
Even more appropriate now
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03/24/2017 at 20:21
Chris I really need your happiness and inspiration to help me through my hard times right now I had a miscarriage last week and now me and my husband are getting a divorce. I need your love to help me through this dark path I am taking, you make me smile and laugh when I really need it. I love you Chris you are an amazing person and I wish I knew you because I really need you to knock some sense into me.
03/24/2017 at 20:39
I love you so much! I don't remember the 7 terrible years either I just know this has been a terrible 3 months I don't trust his ass with my pussy puss neither!!
03/25/2017 at 14:55
Okay um I see alot of comments bashing my dude for his personal opinion. If you educate yourself of the topics of Healthcare and current politics your views and personal opinions may change. Especially if your a female or apart of the LGBT community. SMH
03/24/2017 at 18:54.
The lack of media coverage on this is not ok! #missingdcgirls
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03/24/2017 at 18:57
This is why I love you Chris. You don't stray from real issues you are a true advocate for truth and justice. I appreciate you and if it ever gets a time where we need to march I hope I'm marching next to you absorbing your strength
03/24/2017 at 18:56
This story can only be told by us. The media execs don't care.
03/24/2017 at 18:56
The FBI just found Tom Brady's Super Bowl Jersey. You'd think this would take first priority. Just gross.
03/24/2017 at 17:15.
Honey, I'm trying this...
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She Puts A Stocking On Her Face While Doing Makeup, And Actually Makes Herself Look Like A Mermaid
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03/24/2017 at 17:29
Good Luck!! i tried this shit for Halloween.. Needless to say, I did NOT indeed, look like a mermaid -_-
03/24/2017 at 23:08
Let's do the little mermaid theme this year for Halloween. We can all be the sisters Samantha Evans Holly Phillips Elyse Borst Katelyn Grace Evans Emma and stella can be Ariel ha. Asher and Ezra can either be be flounder or Sebastian
Lisa Hummel Geisinger
03/24/2017 at 17:17
I did it on my son's face a few years ago when he was a fish for Halloween. Worked great!
03/24/2017 at 12:42.
I don't think so, Trump.
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03/24/2017 at 13:03
Even Republicans don't want it, from what I've been reading. He's taken quite a dip even with his supporters.
Leave our healthcare alone.
03/24/2017 at 17:08
PS- this is my gown. Not my grandma's. I buy my own stuff honey. 👏👏
03/24/2017 at 12:54
love it! funny......but the healthcare SUCKS!!!! BEING FORCED FINED AND PENALTIED with outrageous prem.is not my ideal of healthcare...just saying
03/23/2017 at 20:46.
We have to quit being our own worst critic
and start being our biggest cheerleader.
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Terri Ragan Couey
03/23/2017 at 21:04
Absolutely! You know the more I listen to you talk the more i love you and your beautiful mind! You are such a wonderful person and your mamma should be very proud of you!
03/23/2017 at 21:01
This could not have come at a better timing, I literally JUST talked to my friend about this.
You definitely made me feel better and I did need this reminder.
Thanks Chris, you're beautiful in every way 😘
03/23/2017 at 20:55
I really appreciate these videos. I've had a lot of things going on (to my breaking point) and it's always nice to hear your words of encouagement!
03/23/2017 at 16:14.
Oh... my... god ????????????????????
This is me if I were a mom.
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Ridiculous Mom Texts That Prove Kids Are Never Too Old To Be Embarrassed By Their Parents
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03/23/2017 at 17:09
This has nothing to do with your post but...I woke up this morning and wanted a gyro (which is NOT on my diet) and I thought WWCD (What Would Chris Do) and I ordered it...I just workout a little harder this afternoon!! ❤😊😘
03/23/2017 at 16:41
Why people saying such mean things chris Crocker we all love u
Victoria Amy Lambert
03/23/2017 at 16:33
Certain people need to get off his page hating so much EVERYBODY has a purpose in this World keep being and doing you Chris much love shug ❤😉
03/23/2017 at 12:21.
I did the walk of shame except ..
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03/23/2017 at 12:26
No shame in your game, bitch! Get it! 👏
03/23/2017 at 12:23
Good morning bitch!!!!!!
03/23/2017 at 12:42
Karina Stefanie Dana "when I say boyfriend I mean my man of yesterday" 😂😂😂😂💀
03/23/2017 at 11:19.
Time to go get coffee and then get dressed.
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03/23/2017 at 11:25
Friends: "dress casual"
Andoria C King
03/23/2017 at 11:41
No starbucks, that's Wal-Mart 3am shopping attire , and you gotta use the handicapped scooter. And you better have bejeweled flip flop wedges on
03/23/2017 at 11:26
Imma pray for your hair.
Lort knows that rubber band is gonna hold on for dear life ❤❤❤
03/22/2017 at 15:12.
I'm gonna have to show this to my Mamaw.
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She Puts Two Eggs Into A Ziploc Bag. Minutes Later, Out Comes The Most Perfect Thing
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03/22/2017 at 15:39
I tried this once, the baggie shriveled up and looked melted around the eggs and I felt like I was eating cancer. Stick to homemade in the skillet with some butter!
03/22/2017 at 17:01
I don't know that ziplock baggies were meant to be boiled with food in them. This may leach harmful chemicals into your food. I wouldn't try this, myself.
03/22/2017 at 23:20
We do this occasionally. Gotta get the good sturdy bags. I microwave plastic containers and shit so I'm not all that worried about the chemicals. This is super easy for making lots of omelettes at once, camping, sleepovers. We call them shake 'em up omelettes
03/22/2017 at 14:25.
This is why I'm ready to die single.
People want to do too much shit!!
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03/22/2017 at 14:56
Thank you for the shares!
Damn. 400 already? ❤❤ love u!
03/22/2017 at 14:40
Don't date an Aries they're too hyper or another crazy fire sign lol 😂
03/22/2017 at 14:32
Honey we've seen you turn up when it's time to turn up. But all the time?! Hell naw! Baby pass me a wing and put Love And Hip Hop on!
03/22/2017 at 11:25.
U ever just wake up not giving a-- ??
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Mandie B Curtis
03/22/2017 at 11:41
This post caught me off guard, it said a__?? And since it didn't have 4 lines I thought it said ass😂😂😂 I was like "uh....yeah😕 I don't normally give ass in the morning." 😂😂😂
Sara Michelle Morgan
03/22/2017 at 12:42
Your smile is amazing first of all. And secondly I had no sleep last night due to my sister having an emergency c-section. Now I need to bring my daughter to school and get to work, to only have to be there until 6 tonight. And I totally feel that my give a shit, is definitely sleeping. Xo
03/22/2017 at 12:10
You ever had insomnia? Stayed up the whole night until the sun came up. Even on the most busiest days of yo life.
Well, this is my life every fucking day.
And today you have blessed me with not giving a fuck.
Saving this video to save my life
03/22/2017 at 10:06.
Morning, y'all! ☕
Grandmaw HellNaw has some advice for ya!
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03/22/2017 at 10:09
Just when I couldn't stop laughing over #PettyBoop, we got #GrandmaHellNaw up in here! OMG you just MADE my DAY. Love you Chris! 😘🤗😂🤣😜
03/22/2017 at 10:13
Good morning Chris. Find some chill one day😂😂😂 matter of fact don't. I live for your videos!!!!
03/22/2017 at 10:14
Omg this has got to be my favorite video yet!!! Please do this character all day!!!
03/21/2017 at 16:11.
Dear Gay Men,
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03/21/2017 at 16:13
Say it louder for the people in the back 💜
03/21/2017 at 16:14
Yes!! I think one of our biggest downfalls in the LGBTQIA+ community is that we tear each other down instead of standing together! Love you, Chris. Always speaking the truth!
03/21/2017 at 16:13
Love you Chris! ❤