yesterday at 21:55.
Don't let them take advantage of your kindness!
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yesterday at 22:01
Omg, you just made my day so much better. Lol
Lala Latrisha Denise Green
yesterday at 21:58
Girl, I thought that said, "Don't let them take advantage of your kidneys." I need a nap.
yesterday at 22:11
Chris I'm the exact same way don't bleeping push to the edge of being really really angry 😡 Jackal and hide syndrome One minute you're happy the next minute all hell breaks loose
yesterday at 16:50.
Ever hear "Don't let it go to your head?"
(PS- Snow App has amazing filters!)
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yesterday at 16:52
"The bigger my head, the better I am at giving it"
I can NOTTTTT 😂💀
yesterday at 16:54
"It ain't conceit. I just know I'm a treat!" And the laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
yesterday at 16:56
Omggg , you're awesome 👏 👏👏
04/26/2017 at 22:09.
Old Hollywood in the New World.
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04/26/2017 at 22:18
Go take a hike, "How can I be flattered to go do something that's used as an insult" should be the next t-shirt!!!😂😂😂😂😂 you're the best!❤
Jennifer Barringer Newcomb
04/26/2017 at 22:15
That's why I'm a huge Old Hollywood film fan. 30s and 40s are my favorite! So often witty and romantic. Can't beat it these days!
04/26/2017 at 22:13
I'm dead! 💀
"The last person that asked me to go on a hike is still blocked in my phone"
Lmfao!!!!!! Love you so much
04/26/2017 at 19:27.
I'm never cutting my hair "to feel change" AGAIN!
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04/26/2017 at 19:38
I FUCKING LOVE THIS! We always thinks "change is good" and cut our fucking hair. Fuck that shit. Change what you're drinking. Change up that order from Taco Bell. But fucking leave your hair alone!!! Peace and love, Chris! 😘
04/26/2017 at 21:50
Cut 15 inches off my hair a couple of months ago. Just watched YouTube tutorials and went for it. Grabbed that ponytail and snip. I felt so relieved! Like all the dirt and shame went with it. It suits some people, some others not so much but I loved doing it.
Lindy McRae Jensen
04/26/2017 at 19:31
OMG to funny I just shaved my head and my hair was to the middle of my back but I thought I need a change now I get told I look like a boy fuck'em if they cant take a joke lol
04/26/2017 at 02:24.
Bubba don't like Trump
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04/26/2017 at 02:45
I needed this so bad after what happend today. Some red neck trump supporter stopped his car with his red Trump hat on and told my 17 year old child, who was minding his own business on his own property, to go back to wherever he came from because this was Trump Country. I can't even begin to tell you how mad I was when I heard this. Thank you Chris
04/26/2017 at 05:43
I found a meme with your picture that says "leave Trump alone" it bothered me so much!!! I hate that there is a meme of you sounding like you support Trump!! Ahhh!!
04/26/2017 at 02:35
Your level of petty is something I aspire to accomplish 👍🏻
America deserves better.
04/24/2017 at 18:42.
Which would y'all want?
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04/24/2017 at 18:51
I like my coffee like I like my men, ground up and in the freezer.
04/24/2017 at 18:44
Prob queen jelly bean because I think most of the other ones exist already lol
04/24/2017 at 18:55
"Don't be trippin when I'm a sippin" I just made that up but I can hear u saying it
04/24/2017 at 15:46.
When you hate how much you love a person. ❤???? @adoredelano
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Chealsea Ann Shaheen
04/24/2017 at 15:58
I know as a true Crocker fan, we are never going to stop wishing for this relationship to one day happen. ugh...
04/24/2017 at 16:14
That's not a dick dude it's a beer
04/25/2017 at 12:37
You know sometimes your BFF ends up being the one!! I know it happened to me...food for thought! But than again you guys seem like sisters love you!!!
04/24/2017 at 14:47.
She is and was truly one of the most misunderstood women. Brilliant.
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Even The Biggest Marilyn Monroe Fans Don't Know These Incredible Facts About Her Life
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04/24/2017 at 17:43
#2 is misleading. Liz Taylor didn't want to do cleopatra so she facetiously said "I'll do it for a million dollars" knowing that was a sum they would never pay. When they said ok she had to because it was a million dollars.
04/24/2017 at 17:49
She was truly stunning and is one of my favorite actresses. "Don't Bother to Knock" is one of my favorite thrillers. I still can't believe that people think she was a size 16.
Susan Pickering Zetterholm
04/24/2017 at 15:47
I love Marilyn!
04/24/2017 at 14:33.
My new friend doesn't understand
I'm not judging your choice of food..
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Heather PixieBunny Anne
04/24/2017 at 20:10
I think that bird was looking for its babies or something... so strange lol, but you are FABULOUS!!!!! Bird ella.... ahahahaha😗😍🍭🔥💋
04/24/2017 at 14:37
Looks like she's a momma with a nest nearby and you are in the way 😁...maybe lol
Kimberly Boyd Vasenda
04/24/2017 at 15:42
Obviously she's waiting for him to have the right amount of dead. I hope that girl finally eats that worm or gets it to her baby.
04/23/2017 at 21:19.
Who's following my Instagram?
itschriscrocker is my username
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04/23/2017 at 21:20
I was but I deleted ig. Are you going to DragCon Chris??? I have been dying to meet you for YEARS!!!!
04/23/2017 at 22:33
Chris Crocker I need the link to your "that purse that broke your budget" video! My fav and I need a good laugh after watching 13 Reasons Why :(...if you by any chance happen to see this!
Amber Nicole Reed
04/23/2017 at 21:31
Love it! I do wonder though...do you wear those crazy hats when you go out or just at home for your videos and personal enjoyment?
04/23/2017 at 19:02.
"Do you even lift, bro?"
Follow my Instagram: ITSCHRISCROCKER
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04/23/2017 at 19:07
😂 "Do you even CURL GURL?!" 💁🏼 Love how he says it 🤗😂
04/23/2017 at 19:05
WoW you look FABULOUS!!
Where did you get the wig? I want one!!
04/23/2017 at 19:04
Do a tutorial of how you do your make up, please! 😭
04/22/2017 at 15:31.
Enjoy the ones I've posted
That's all for now until next week.
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04/22/2017 at 15:34
You deserve a break!
Patricia Di Paola
04/22/2017 at 15:40
This picture needs to be an 8x10 autographed for your fans to purchase. Our BAE
Terri Ragan Couey
04/22/2017 at 15:57
Enjoy the rest of your weekend Chris! Hope you have a good one!
04/22/2017 at 14:45.
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04/22/2017 at 14:47
I would have to chug the drink down and go
04/22/2017 at 14:48
That evil/fake laugh though!😂😂
04/22/2017 at 14:52
That cross is beautiful in your chest hair
04/22/2017 at 09:31.
When you're the first customer for breakfast
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04/22/2017 at 09:42
Patrick Colmenero Us at Jack in the box for those god damn chicken breakfast sandwiches! 😍😂
04/22/2017 at 09:36
Oh, honey! Go back to bed, it's way to early!
04/22/2017 at 09:38
I think you just inspired me to have a deluxe breakfast 😍
04/21/2017 at 23:49.
If all you talk about is your love life to your friends: GET A GRIP
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04/22/2017 at 00:10
After a while it's like
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04/21/2017 at 23:52
I'm in love with you Chris Crocker. I find your humor infectious and I find your insight enlightening, especially wherein it concerns this post. #spoton
Abigail McCulloch Alexander
04/21/2017 at 23:51
A tamagotchi giga pet......dead 😂😂😂
04/21/2017 at 18:25.
Some get their hair dyed.
I get my lips done.
Feeling brand new!
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Cheri Lyons Koenig
04/21/2017 at 18:30
I didn't know when a person had their lips injected they had to go back for more sessions. I assumed once done, that was it. Interesting. Oh well, they look luscious.
Aubrey Ann Bradley
04/21/2017 at 18:26
Honey you're perfect without 😞
04/21/2017 at 20:15
Does it hurt to get the injection? Chris Crocker thanks for all what you put out for us, first how your look should be your business not ours, second you look great, third: I admire when you don't care about what others say or think. Me/myself and I need to work in this and be care free ❤
04/21/2017 at 14:46.
I am LIVID!!!!!
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04/21/2017 at 14:50
Oh my god, why would someone ask you out to dinner then eat beforehand? Cheap and stupid. Bye Felicia!
04/21/2017 at 14:50
That is a guaranteed way to screw your chances of getting a second date 😂
04/21/2017 at 14:49
Literally crying!! You have made my day once again.. Chump😂😂
04/21/2017 at 09:49.
My thoughts on this ...."event"
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04/21/2017 at 10:14
I ❤ this! Sarah has no room to laugh at anyone!, she doesn't even know basic geography!
04/21/2017 at 10:00
Hill! yes Chris. No one disrespects the baddest bitch in the land. HRC. 😍
04/21/2017 at 09:55
I kept wondering if you were going to do a video on this! Please stay the real Chris Crocker and ignore those that want you to change. #ScrubUp
04/21/2017 at 08:18.
Home from late night workout. Tired.
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Meghan Martin Spears
04/21/2017 at 08:22
Is that Julia Roberts on your arm? Looking good btw😊
04/21/2017 at 08:28
I did the same tonight. A good workout always makes me feel complete. And also Julia Roberts is my favorite female actress ever so your tattoo is amazing, I love that!
04/21/2017 at 08:23
I literally just finished working out too lol gotta love a good, late night workout to help you sleep 😂 off to the shower I go. But I hope you had a good workout and have a goodnight/morning. Xoxoxo
Such an amazing person.... ❤
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Surprising Facts About Carrie Fisher That Even Her Biggest Fans Don't Know
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Denise M. Woosley
04/21/2017 at 15:30
If you haven't read her Princess Diarist book do it! So good! She has some awesome Star Wars stories in it and delves into her "relationship" with Harrison Ford. The most interesting is her struggle and coming to terms with being Princess Leia.
I just finished watching all of the Star Wars movies for the first time! She was lovely inside and out in everything that she did
My hero! Not just as Leia. I credit her for saving my life at a dark time. Her work for mental health, her honesty. I miss her so dearly, she was a delight & made everyone feel welcome. 😢😢😢