BLOOPER ALERT: Hello everybody, did you enjoy my show last night? Here's a little treat for you. Alia couldn't get her lines right! Not surprising really. She's too used to texting on that bloomin' phone! Watch the whole show now on the iPlayer.
Hello Hot Stuff Khan speaking. Here's me taking a trip to local sauna as you do...with comedy legend Harry Enfields. It was a real honour for him to work with me. Citizen Khan back on FRIDAY, 8.30pm BBC1