06/28/2017 at 03:00.
Incredible! This Guy’s Whole Carpool Tore His Favorite Song Apart And He Said Nothing!
584 likes - 161 comments
06/28/2017 at 03:04
Facebook glitched and this is what I got instead
06/28/2017 at 03:06
Is it hot in here or did everyone just rip This Guy's favorite song a new one?
06/28/2017 at 03:00
Liam Owen when ur streams post gets no love
06/28/2017 at 01:01.
No photo of Scarlett Johansson shall be barred from this refuge.
Let This List Be A Sanctuary For Poorly Cropped Photos Of Scarlett Johansson
199 likes - 10 comments
06/28/2017 at 01:14
I cannot look, for I am a gentleman and have already consumed three photos of her.
06/28/2017 at 01:30
Matt Warren just wait
06/28/2017 at 06:32
Caleb Kalup Trenberth Nat Bawden
06/28/2017 at 00:01.
What's next for Bob Costas?
We Asked Bob Costas 22 Times ‘What’s Next For Bob Costas?’
286 likes - 43 comments
06/28/2017 at 00:09
Great interview, but it really leaves me wondering what's next for Bob Costas.
06/28/2017 at 00:08
Someone should have asked Bob Costas where he sees himself in 5 years? I'm so curious to find out what's next.
06/28/2017 at 00:21
Fake Bob Costas was such a polite guy. I'd be yelling STFU by the seventh time, max.
yesterday at 23:15.
This Incredible Comic Perfectly Captures What It Would Look Like If An Alligator Wore A Bow Tie
245 likes - 18 comments
06/28/2017 at 01:21
Sarah Jane Burt just thought this would be something you would like
06/28/2017 at 07:46
Joe Krawczyk you wouldnt think but i think you would
think you wouldnt think but it really makes you think i think wouldnt think
06/28/2017 at 04:04
this is the content i'm here for. youre killing it, clickhole. godspeed
yesterday at 22:45.
Are you a true Deadhead?
How Many Of These Grateful Dead Songs Do You Know?
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06/28/2017 at 00:31
My favorite Dead tune is Black Hole Star. I think there's even a version that goes beyond 7 minutes long somewhere out there. Summer 1995 ftw.
Forrest Edward Dogger
yesterday at 22:59
I saw them do a 20-minute Sweet Baby Two Toes >Skeleton Full Of Bones in 1987 and it changed my life
yesterday at 23:32
Ryan Graham can't wait to see DSO do "Bird Flower Rose Bird" on Friday
yesterday at 22:00.
"I could maybe someday stab and kill a person with a sword if I ever wanted to, and the fact that I was a woman wasn’t going to stop me."
As A Woman, Watching ‘Wonder Woman’ Served As A Beautiful Reminder That I Could Probably Kill Someone With A Sword
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yesterday at 22:02
As a man, watching Batman V Superman serves as a beautiful reminder that I can create a terrible mess.
yesterday at 22:02
Women and men to bleed together the idea is literally perfect
Cam D. Lind-Gamble
06/28/2017 at 07:43
As a man, being stabbed and killed by a woman would be invigorating.
"You go girl" I would say as I slowly lost consciousness. "Dont let them keep you down".
yesterday at 21:20.
5624 likes - 1153 comments
yesterday at 21:24
Pro tip: If you are hiking in the mountains and get stranded, make sure to release all of your blood into the streams so it can go downstream to civilization and tell them you're up there!!!
yesterday at 22:31
If we can trust lifeguards to save people, we can trust them to drown people they deem worthy of death.
Like if you're comfortable with lifeguards being the judge, jury, and executioner.
06/28/2017 at 02:57
before swimming, especially in waters that may have currents or undertow, remember to eat large meals. foor rich in carbohydrates and protiens are especually useful to help you swim even harder.
yesterday at 20:45.
Whether it’s a barbecue or a bonfire, there’s nothing quite like a cold one when it’s hot outside.
11 Microbrews You Have To Try This Summer
396 likes - 231 comments
yesterday at 20:50
It sort of feels as though "Deeply Unpleasant Extra Hoppy" describes the complete spectrum of American "craft beer" presently.
yesterday at 22:55
Brad Fox Look, I understand that you've probably been tagged in this a bunch of times, but let's be real here: this is one of your primary defining traits to people who know you kinda well I guess but would like to know you better but this is all we got at the moment and we're going to have to make do with it. So just fucking bite down on your wallet or whatever and let's get this over with.
yesterday at 22:04
Don't try " melt my brain" from shorts brewery in Elk Rapids Michigan. Tarragon, lime, tonic water in the beer. This will gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
yesterday at 20:00.
Mind = Blown
7 Facts That Will Make You Feel Super Old!
53 likes - 19 comments
yesterday at 20:17
OMFG Richard Nixon's dead. #RIP And we thought 2016 was bad! Fuck you 2017.
yesterday at 21:08
You know what will make you feel even older? This gypsy aging curse.
yesterday at 21:20
By the 90s, Nixon looked like those Nixon masks that bank robbers wear.
yesterday at 19:20.
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yesterday at 19:25
Like I always say, "Hose 'em 'til they're hot and not a minute longer or all their skin'll come right off." Oh well, life is full of little whoopsie daisies!
yesterday at 19:22
RIP this is how we treat the heroes thanks to who Hitler didn't conquer Europe and the whole world and eventually the universe as well. Shameful, my taxes don't fund this shit.
yesterday at 20:08
All this could have been avoided if they had just showered him with feathers instead of water.
yesterday at 18:40.
Well, it looks like all is not well in the Vatican, at least judging by social media.
Pope Francis Tweeted A Series Of Ambiguous Quotes About Not Being Able To Trust Your Friends
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yesterday at 20:33
When you're not invited to conclave, the message is clear...
06/28/2017 at 03:22
This is the funniest things ClickHole has done so far. I giggled at some of these tweets. I constantly read stuff like this on here and Twitter and have posted stuff like it myself sometimes. Good work.
yesterday at 18:49
Ayan Ali I could tweet literally all of this about u right now
yesterday at 18:02.
This primer will give you a quick rundown of everything you need to know in order to talk about Gilmore Girls like a diehard fan.
Culture Shock: Everything You Need To Know About ‘Gilmore Girls’
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yesterday at 19:52
Abe Ketola This. This is exactly what is needed. When I run out of Gilmore Girls knowledge, I usually just start imitating the sound of a squashed zucchini so I don't lose the Gilmore Girls fan's attention.
yesterday at 20:07
I guess space concerns meant they couldn't include the time Shabby/Hunky Nonthreatening Guy and Napoleon escaped from Elba together
yesterday at 19:07
I appreciate how timely and relevant this story is.
yesterday at 17:25.
Listen To These History Scholars Describe What Abraham Lincoln Sounded Like
245 likes - 88 comments
yesterday at 18:26
Ryan J. Lancello They say if you listen closely, you can still hear him doing a sexy rendition of Moon River in the bathroom of Ford's Theater.
Le Di Chang
06/28/2017 at 05:26
My history teacher actually made a point about that: how could thousands of troops hear his "deep masculine voice" on the fields of Gettysburg without modern broadcast system?
That Dog Was A Band Now
yesterday at 17:30
Really makes you want to liberate Lincoln's singing abilities by shooting him and then watching him punch doctors.
yesterday at 16:46.
Oh hell yes! No fucking way we’re waiting until December.
Fuck Yeah: Hanukkah In June
2482 likes - 471 comments
yesterday at 16:56
If we had a big enough menorah we could keep it going all year baby! 1 like = 1 extra candle = 1 extra day of presents
yesterday at 16:57
Today we celebrate the miracle of the bottle of tanning oil that lasted eight days
yesterday at 16:55
Count me in. I'm heading directly to the Manischewitz-sponsored conversion tent.
yesterday at 16:02.
Meet The Gluttonous Meals On Wheels Senior Who Is Trying To Get Fat Enough To Crush The Liberty Bell With His Ass
512 likes - 47 comments
yesterday at 16:26
So what you're telling me, Liberals will defend this man, But bitch about me wanting to get to 1500lbs with my own money mind you, to have my big thicc meaty ass be used when the New Mexican border wall is constructed around new mexico to keep those damn new mexicans out? smh MSNBC, freeedom is a double edged sword.
yesterday at 16:33
Where's the liberal outrage on this one??!? So when the Liberty Bell occasionally attacks skinny, hungry tourists it's front page news, but lardass-on-Bell TREASON is completely IGNORED??!?!?11! SMDH
yesterday at 19:56
Whenever I read someone accused of treason, I automatically want them dead without reading the article or the facts. This guy is now in my list of traitors along with Snowden, Assange, and those Republicans who threatened to go against the Iran deal.
yesterday at 15:14.
Kathy Bates, Bill Gates, and Lance Armstrong said WHAT?!
Find Out What Kathy Bates, Bill Gates, Lance Armstrong, And More Have To Say
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yesterday at 15:46
Lance Armstrong said WHAT?!
06/28/2017 at 07:47
Brock Macdonald WHAT?!
yesterday at 14:15.
Are you inked from head to toe in polite tattoos that you only got after years of careful consideration?
How Many Of These Polite Tattoos Have You Gotten After Years Of Consideration?
549 likes - 126 comments
yesterday at 18:16
This is not polite. This kind of thing starts flame wars online! Especially because imperial system is wrong! No one uses it! Metric is BETTER! #argument
yesterday at 20:40
"Hi there Tommy. Good to see you."
I need to get that new tattoo that says "Sorry for tagging you in comment sections so much recently."
yesterday at 14:21
Oh thanks guys, good to see you too. I approve this tattoo for circulation, just fyi.
yesterday at 13:30.
Keep this list away from all rats or suffer the consequences.
5 Makeup Tips So Good That If A New York City Rat Got Ahold Of Them It’d Be Able To Steal Your Husband
919 likes - 162 comments
yesterday at 19:13
Nico Tuccillo im sobbing to myself within the confines of my cubicle and if this article doesnt make you laugh then surely that image will
yesterday at 13:35
I don't know, the rat's got that ombré shading on its fur down-pat.
yesterday at 18:57
Megan Kendall keep these away from the babes
yesterday at 12:45.
The league’s most feared three-point shooter generously agreed to sit down with us and answer five questions we had about about basketball, life, and family.
‘I Chew On My Mouth Guard As A Nod To Secretariat’: 5 Questions With Steph Curry
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yesterday at 12:57
Armando Melendez Nate Yokell
yesterday at 15:18
Dorbin Gaius Abendano II
yesterday at 12:01.
Remember when Roger Clemens shouted “I’m thirsty!” during a game for the 10,000th time in his career?
How Many Of These Classic Baseball Moments Do You Remember?
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yesterday at 13:14
Also, that time where a Royals win was reversed after umps declared that the wading level of tobacco spit on the floor of the dugout was up to mid-calf - well past the upper ankle maximum.
yesterday at 13:11
Another one I remember was when Pete Rose was banned for life from baseball when he was caught trading baseball cards of his own teammates with the other team.
yesterday at 12:11
Ben Stephen these were some pretty iconic moments in baseball history