A free box from Costco equals NO ONE SHALL ENTER OR PREPARE AN EXCRUCIATING DEATH #ThatEscalatedQuickly #CatBox #Dayum #LightenUp @crazyavey
I felt his eyes on me. #PapaPuffPants # #Tuesdays #TubKitty @crazyavey
I'm curled up in disgust. #Mondays #LifeInGeneral @crazyavey
Happy Valentine's Day. #PapaPuffPants #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving # @crazyavey
Papa Puff will get really close and stare at you while you eat. #CanYouNot #YourFoodBowlIsFull #Mondays #CatAwkward @crazyavey
Cats are magnetic to paper. #PapaPuffPants #SoSorryToInterrupt #JK #SorryNotSorry @crazyavey
When you call in sick from school cuz you realize it's all going to shit anyway. #BetsyDevos #SecretaryOfBullCrap #CanIPayInTreaties #IWantToRunYourCatDivision #OhThereIsntOne #WellTellBetsyCatsShouldBeTaughtAboutInSchools #SheWillBelieveItTrustMe @crazyavey
It's a completely useless talent but still impressive. #UncomfortableStareDontCare #Dayum #TheBrawd @crazyavey
When you realize your cat is your beard and finally understand why you've been single for so long. #CatBeard #TGIF @crazyavey
When someone tries to talk to you about politics, but you realize you can't argue with idiots anymore. #EducateYourself #StayWoke #ImmaGoEat @crazyavey
Trying to teach my cat son what it feels like when someone keeps them up all night. #4am #CatSon #Parenting @crazyavey
Oh look, I guess I can't unpack. #Procrasticat #CatExcuse #WorksForMe @crazyavey
When people want you to rally and go out but you just want binge watch The Walking Dead and are low key terrified of the apocalypse happening and don't want to move from the safety of your bed. #TWD #PapaPuffPants #Zombies #IAintGoinNowhere @crazyavey
Papa Puff on deck for my next nose blow. #Mondays #CatKleenex #PapaPuffPants # @crazyavey
Don't be fooled by the Puff that he's got, he's still he's still Papa from the block. #CuddleMonster #PapaPuffPants # @crazyavey
Secretary of Education nominee. #TheBrawd #ForYourConsideration #CuttingStudentLoanDebtWithHerClaws @crazyavey
"Trump's President? Good, now cats can buy shotguns and take over." #AllIsFallingIntoPlace #BrightSide #CatTakeover #WhyShotgunsTho #LaserCats @crazyavey
Squad.

#DontMessWithThePuff #HeWillCutYou #UnlessYouGiveHimATreatie @crazyavey
When you treat yourself to a bath but then realize how lonely you are. #TreatYoSelf #Alone #MeMyselfAndI #RubADubDubItsJustMeInThisTub @crazyavey