Constance Hall
yesterday at 09:00. Facebook
We still have a few tickets left to this!!!
Perth Queens!!
Friday night folks, what better excuse to have some time out for yourself then to raise money for kids who need it the most!!

Come party with me!!!!

Dinner with your Rafiki & Constance in Perth

Constance Hall
02/20/2017 at 08:41. Facebook
“I’m 31, I’ve got breast cancer, and I’m a mum.

In a few months after chemo and radiation, I’ll have my breasts and ovaries removed.
I’m struggling to feel pretty today. Which made me think that I’m probably not alone.

This all sounds so ugly, hey!!

Ugly because my kids miss out on their mum when I’m sick.
Ugly because I’m menopausal.
Ugly because I’ve got no idea what’s going to happen to...
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Constance Hall
02/20/2017 at 02:25. Facebook
I woke up this morning excited that Bills coming home today!!

But first...

At 6am I had the "I haven't put the bins out again and it's fucking bin day" pangs.

Bolt down the drive way in undies.
Shove left over rubbish in neighbours half empty bins.
One neighbour sees me, I can tell he's pissed off. Why? I don't know.

Start to make the kids lunches.

Rumi "dinner dinner dinner" hanging off...
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Constance Hall
02/19/2017 at 05:33. Facebook
Today's adventure
Was even worth the 20 minute rock climb holding toddlers.
This country of ours is magic
Constance Hall
02/19/2017 at 02:10. Facebook
If anyone was wondering how my haemorrhoids going I spoke about it today on the The Queen Sesh with Constance Hall & Annaliese
Constance Hall
02/16/2017 at 08:05. Facebook
A lot of Queens messaging me today wanting to know where they can buy my book!!
It's still only available online, shop now button under my cover pic will take you there

Spoiler *** it's funny as fuck
Constance Hall
02/15/2017 at 23:33. Facebook
Constance Hall
02/15/2017 at 10:49. Facebook
Insta husbands are a THING!!!
They're taking pics for their wives!!!

Not mine...

"Quick Bill, take a pic!!"

Bill, "no get over yourself"
Constance Hall
02/15/2017 at 08:54. Facebook
I just wanna say a big thanks to everyone who messaged me yesterday hoping that I was ok after my colonoscopy!!

I have an inflamed bowel disease Ulcerative Colitis that makes my bowels bleed and gives me the literal shits and can progress to something more serious like Bowel Cancer.

My symptoms changed a bit lately and the docs wanted me to have the scope to make sure nothing more was going...
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Constance Hall
02/15/2017 at 01:51. Facebook
Does anyone out there want to come to an "understanding the impact of early trauma" seminar with me?

Anne-Marie from Rafiki is touring Australia and teaching people how to best help children cope with events in their lives.

The seminars will teach us how to understand how our children use behaviour to communicate and how we can read that behaviour and respond with empathy and connection....
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Events for Rafiki Mwema in Australia Feb 2017
Haven't eaten since Sunday lunch and I'm about to have a camera shoved up my arse.
Still... I'm kid free, it's kind of relaxing.

Happy Valentine's Day doc, going where no men have yet been allowed
Happy Valentine's Day Queens and Kings!!!

Have a beautiful day.

But please don't let Social Medias Love announcements disappoint your own personal relationships.

Comparing your relationship to the snippet of someone else's that they allow the public to see will only set you up with unrealistic expectations.

I recently read a book that stated the euphoric stage of being overwhelmingly...
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Didn't think it was possible to love Adele anymore then I did.

But I do.

You did George proud Queeeeeen!!!

And thanks for showing us all that even legendary queens fuck up.

I was recently introduced to the notion "fuck up Friday"

Where every Friday everyone talks about everything they fucked up this week and what they have learnt from that fuck up and how it makes them a better...
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Bad things happen to good people.

I watched Joanne Lees on 60 minutes last night.

A bad thing happened to that women and her partner Peter Falconio.

And then....

She was blamed.

And we see it all the time, victims are always blamed, questioned, suspicious, or simply accused of handling the situation poorly.

A child drowns or chokes or dies in a car accident and the news comments are...
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Look who can't live without his trophy wife?
That's right...
Naked selfies wore him down
This morning on the Queen swag we spoke about this kiss. I loved this kiss.
I hope my babies kiss me and their dad like this forever.
Last night we slept in the garden under a full moon.
Not missing city life one little bit
Around 12 years ago I knew this muso from Freo, I'd go and watch all of his gigs along side the rest of the town.

A talented young man, I remember meeting his mum, she'd be watching him, all the time gleaming at him as he sang.

He's had a lot of success since and last night he was gigging in my town, my brother and mates were going to watch it so I came along. Great musician, but the one...
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They should be in their own cotts by now..

I just can't bring myself to separate them
and bye cunts