today at 07:30.
Danny Jolles's hilarious bit with a unique take on cats & dogs.
Hilarious Bit About How Bros Are Like Dogs And How Hipsters Are Like Cats
19 likes - 3 comments
today at 07:48
It was almost funny until it devolved into a progressive propaganda campaign.
Henry Thomas White
today at 08:11
So far only hipster cats in the comments.
today at 07:44
And, then there were wolves and lions and that twat of a comedian still isn't funny
today at 06:30.
The people were asking for it!
24 Roasts That Are As Funny As They Are Devastating
67 likes - 3 comments
today at 05:30.
699 likes - 49 comments
today at 06:15
And they'll owl look fucken depressed
today at 06:06
fake, real hearts dont look like that.
today at 08:33
Danielle Taylor thot u would like this
today at 04:30.
Some stuff, we just keep to ourselves.
15 Crazy Secrets People Know About Their Friends, But Would Never Tell Them They Know
52 likes - 4 comments
today at 06:37
What's worse? Secretly trying to suck your own dick or secretly watching your friend trying to suck his own dick?
today at 06:08
A better question is why are you in a circumstance where watching your naked bro is a possibility in the first place
today at 05:58
But did he say no homo first?
today at 03:30.
That's one pricey buzz. Have any of you tried these?
10 Of The Most Expensive And Interesting Beers In The World
72 likes - 33 comments
today at 03:57
I had to reread a lot of sentences to make sure if I was reading right or not.i don't think I was wrong lol I love ebaums but where is your editors head at?..3rd grade?
today at 09:54
These dudes have no clue what they are talking about when it comes to beer. Look up the going price for kentucky bourbon brunch stout from toppling goliath outta decorah iowa and then tell me what the most expensive beer in the world is. And before anyone says it. Don quixote is a lambic. Tl:dr. Kbbs goes from 1300-2500 depending on year and DQ is roughly 6k at this point
today at 03:45
"....took an helicopter...."
"....and than they..."
Painful to read.
today at 02:30.
Wrap up your hump day with some funny, WTF and sexy pics!
53 Awesome Hump Day Pics To Help You Make It
36 likes - 2 comments
Virgil Patlan II
today at 02:34
Nice ad, pricks.
today at 02:59
Stupid add won't let me get past it
today at 01:30.
We've heard of robbing the cradle, but robbing the grave?
Caregiver Caught Performing Lewd Acts On 100-Year-Old Man
71 likes - 85 comments
today at 01:44
Please, please, please let some young sweetie do this to me when I'm 100
today at 01:52
Who the hell reported this to the cops? Because I sure as hell know it wasn't him!
Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "Die Hard".
today at 02:35
I hope there are still woman like this when I'm in an old folks home. Not like it would matter won't remember in 5 minutes anyways because of the dementia.
today at 00:36.
Naked Bird Runs To The Bathroom
156 likes - 35 comments
today at 01:18
Daniel Guerrero.... quand j'ai trop soif et que je vais chercher la bouteille de logan
Kristen Lorraine Lawrence
today at 02:35
Or you know I just stand there with no pants on. Jessica Guest
Patricia Radau Steen
today at 01:09
a that poor chicken a sweater!!! ;)
yesterday at 23:30.
Off-duty cop pulls out a gun on a 14-year-old boy & fires a shot while other kids are standing by.
Off Duty Officer Fires His Weapons After He Is Attacked By Teens
117 likes - 229 comments
Linda Lee Phelps
yesterday at 23:45
So they handcuff the kid and walk the white guy with the gun over like they're best buds. Yes, I read he's an off duty cop. The officers didn't fully secure the scene. Cop or not, he fired his piece and he should have been cuffed and his gun taken. Idiots! And cops wonder why they have a bad reputation.
yesterday at 23:41
He pulled the gun and fired a warning shot into the bushes AFTER more than 3 teenagers started jumping on him. If he didnt, he probably would have been dead after the teenagers took his gun.
yesterday at 23:58
Again, if hes off duty, go bite a dick if you try to make an arrest. Its in the constitution that we, the people, have the right to resist an unlawful arrest, even with force. But you cop dick suckers tend to forget that bit.
yesterday at 22:30.
This woman went to far for "internet points".
**WARNING: Graphic Photo**
Idiot Starved For Attention Cuts Her Own Finger Off
111 likes - 212 comments
yesterday at 22:37
No way she did that herself with bolt cutters... And Laural Boney maybe it's time to get new "friends." That is some bizarre/desperate/attention seeking behavior. She needs to see a medical professional asap (psychiatrist). That's not even close to normal, let alone acceptable behavior.
yesterday at 22:55
Isn't this a legit disorder? The desire to cut off ones limbs/appendages? I'm 99% sure it is, and I seriously feel like that's what's going on. No one just cuts off their finger because it "looks cool" or because they want attention. She has a serious problem.
Edit: yepp, it is a disorder.
"Apotemnophilia is a neurological disorder characterized by the intense and long-standing desire for amputation of a specific limb"
yesterday at 23:49
Same girl who literally cut a tattooed piece of flesh with her ex's name and sent it to him. 😳 girl is not right, but whatever floats her boat I guess.
yesterday at 21:30.
This dude is absolutely amazing.
Guy Sings 'Chop Suey' By System Of The Down In 20 Different Styles
418 likes - 108 comments
yesterday at 22:09
TheBiggest OfBoss, I found what David would be like if he were literally your hermano xD
today at 00:20
I felt the strong need to watch SOAD play this song live after this...
today at 00:59
Andrea Divjanović Dea u gotta check this out..fucking awesome!
yesterday at 20:30.
Your weekly meme round-up is here for when you need a good laugh.
41 Of The Dankest Memes Of The Week
39 likes - 2 comments
yesterday at 20:47
Cassidy cayton totally Candice Rose
yesterday at 19:30.
27 likes - 18 comments
yesterday at 19:39
Yes Adam Packer ...i remember this happening back in the day haha 😊
yesterday at 19:44
Anthony bro can you get to this level
yesterday at 19:42
Jonny Hanvey this happen to your head on holiday??? Gary Scott Liam Duguid
yesterday at 18:20.
Just a little distraction for your Hump Day blues.
43 of The Funniest Pics and Memes
77 likes - 5 comments
yesterday at 19:26
It'd be nice if the page took less than an hour to load.
yesterday at 18:49
This one lol
yesterday at 19:29
Why can I only get spam when I open these
yesterday at 17:00.
Facepalms for all!
23 Facebook Fails Filled With Cringe
42 likes - 7 comments
yesterday at 17:10
Pictured: The baby of #5
yesterday at 17:15
Fix your fucking ads Ebaum
yesterday at 18:09
Fix the site ebaums
yesterday at 16:03.
What an idiot!
Guy Gives Himself a Massive Nosebleed Then Passes Out
8 likes - 14 comments
yesterday at 16:06
Ow. Ok the video itself makes things pretty evident. Why be salty with what's already a glaring wound.
Jordan Lee Winsor
yesterday at 16:08
Surprisingly this hasn't happened to you making yourself all red Markus Staudt
yesterday at 19:09
I missed where the massive part was?
yesterday at 14:00.
Ah, the perfect Halloween costume for my dad bod....
1505 likes - 256 comments
yesterday at 14:37
Jess Molina I found our Halloween costume!!! Jk, you don't got the belly but we have all summer to work on that 😂😂 jk... 😈
yesterday at 16:19
Hey Alan Parker your a dad now so you can start working on your dad bod so you can be an avacadoooo for Halloween
yesterday at 14:20
StaceyRuble-Sherman, I think we know what Jerry and Steven will be going as this year. We could dress the babies as chips. Yeeessss!!
yesterday at 13:00.
Now that is a deal worth negotiating!
787 likes - 48 comments
yesterday at 13:17
How is the drive thru guy handing it to the passenger? Did the driver go through backwards
yesterday at 13:02
I hope he gets diarrhea lol
yesterday at 13:04
Jadyn Taylor, now you'll have better deals at Taco Bell lol!
yesterday at 07:30.
744 likes - 49 comments
yesterday at 07:38
I feel like I could go out and conquer a game of tic tac toe. Thanks Owen! 👍
yesterday at 08:27
It's all so clear now...i feel like im ready to take charge of my life and fulfill my true destiny...thanks , Owen
Ne Plus Vita
yesterday at 08:30
Someone call the doge meme, I'm seeing some major copyright infringement here.
yesterday at 06:30.
HOLY GOD IS THIS REAL?
Guy Gives Himself a Massive Nosebleed Then Passes Out
28 likes - 32 comments
yesterday at 07:07
"But checks this out, I can force all the blood to my face and gives myself a real cool blowjob! That's what I'm talkin about!"
"Pft, he means nosebleed, not blowjob. Idiot."
Rogel D Negron
yesterday at 11:04
Pretty sure anyone can do this. I've never passed out but I'm sure I could if I wanted. Definitely gotten nosebleeds just from straining while coughing.
yesterday at 06:41
What would have made him even cooler??
A massive stroke!
Or better yet..
Oh well ..better luck next time!!