Awesome Facebook Video Downloader
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FBVideoDownloader.info is a facebook video downloader online, this tool helps you download facebook videos by grabs direct links to download and save for free
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awesome app! Thanks buddy!
I had used some apps like this one but frankly, this is faster
This is insane, I never thought of something like this to download videos from fb
yesterday at 21:00.
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yesterday at 21:03
This sounds made up, but seeing the amount of votes for Trump it's hard to tell.
yesterday at 21:05
Don't let anyone tell you that you can't get pregnant because you're a man. That's gender discrimination
Muhammad Bin Jamil
yesterday at 21:05
I had to read that one more time after learning it was guy :p
yesterday at 18:00.
The brown note
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yesterday at 18:03
Reminds me of that 1 episode of Family Guy when Peter directed his own version of "The King and I."
Lol he farted at the end and got a standing ovation.
Now idk about recitals but i bet you killied it if thats how it went.
yesterday at 18:17
I was in a play in high school, during intermission the booth had forgotten to turn every ones mics off... i had to use the bathroom and the entire audience heard me peeing and flushing the toilet...
Travis Andrew Billiot
yesterday at 21:52
Reminds me of an episode of Roseanne where Darlene came home from school talking about how Becky cut the cheese on stage lol.
Still wondering how this could have gone worse
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yesterday at 00:02
How could it have gone worse? If instead of mom's profile page, it had been the brother's.
yesterday at 00:06
I had a boyfriend once that used to watch his brother have sex with girls. They shared a room. Seemed totally weird to me; I just figured guys were gross. But now I'm starting to think he was just a fucking weirdo!
Is that an Oedipus complex I smell, or just your trash can full of tissues?
01/17/2017 at 21:00.
Fridges need love too
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01/17/2017 at 21:01
Been there. I've started to mindlessly rock/bounce whatever I happen to be holding. My cup of coffee has been soothed to sleep a few times ;)
01/17/2017 at 21:02
You tell that fridge, calm the ice out of it.
01/17/2017 at 21:05
We've been there. When you hear a noise at night and assume it's your crying baby so you start making soothing noises even when you're no where near the baby. Or when you finally get a date night and hear someone else's baby cry and you begin to make those same soothing noises and then realize what you're doing lol.
01/17/2017 at 18:00.
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01/17/2017 at 18:02
Why F your life? Kid's right. You must have a dirty butthole.
01/17/2017 at 18:23
How is that an FML? Its hysterical! I would have laughed my butthole off.
David Parziale II
01/17/2017 at 18:01
Well, she's not wrong.
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01/17/2017 at 00:08
id let them keep that idea, personally. I mean, shiny pokemon are beloved because they are unique. They are rare and special and often very beautiful. Calling a person shiny in that sense transfers that uniqueness and beauty to the person. A pretty good compliment, i think!
01/17/2017 at 00:06
I mean in a way, they are a variant of the regular. I hope that the child was given a proper explanation and not just shamed. Especially because its a six year old
01/17/2017 at 00:02
Why not just let him believe? It would be better than being treated awkwardly in a bad way.
01/16/2017 at 21:00.
"Don't surprise her, plug your geyser"
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01/16/2017 at 21:02
I don't really feel like abortion is something to joke about. I'm all pro choice but it isn't something to be taken lightly.
01/16/2017 at 21:01
This is not a fml you had sex what were u expecting a ferrari
01/16/2017 at 21:03
People deal with shit in their own way. Judge harder, people. Fuck.
01/16/2017 at 20:01.
Here's the first FML Photo of 2017 for you to caption.
FML : Another FML Photo for you to add a funny caption to!
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Katene Te Maipi
01/16/2017 at 20:57
lol. "i love my dog. he's delicious!"
01/16/2017 at 18:00.
Don't you hate it when that happens
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01/16/2017 at 18:02
Well why don't you accidentally file for divorce and accidentally burn all of his shit?
01/16/2017 at 18:01
It was even more unfortunate when you accidentally bumped your fist into his face repeatedly. Poor guy's having the worst day.
01/16/2017 at 18:03
Good lord, your friend has a large vagina. I mean a WHOLE man?!
Did nazi that coming
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01/16/2017 at 00:03
I don't know about you guys but public speaking is way out of mein kampfort zone
01/16/2017 at 00:10
I found out my uncle survived the holocaust.........he was a nazi
01/16/2017 at 00:09
Oh man... that must have sucked 😆.
Then again, good public speaker, gives nazi salutes...
Get an orange tan and you're on track to be president!
01/15/2017 at 21:00.
Grandpa didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose grandpa.
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01/15/2017 at 21:02
Lmfao!!! Today I achieved a life goal and mentally scarred my grandson😂😂😂
Tawnie Rashelle Edwards
01/15/2017 at 22:50
I work at restaurant and once a month a group of men come in usually about 12-18. They go by the ROMEO's Really Old Men Eating Out! I can't help but laugh even though it's a smidge gross! 😂
01/15/2017 at 23:17
Grandson, he's been planning on saying that for decades. You just happened to be the sperm that made it to the egg first. lol
You've been milked
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01/15/2017 at 00:08
Were you drunk asf the previous day and thought it was a good idea so u don't piss on yourself
01/15/2017 at 00:01
Cutting out the middle man and saving the cow I see. Good work!
01/15/2017 at 00:08
Now here's the question, does he live alone?
01/14/2017 at 21:00.
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01/14/2017 at 21:03
"Today, this really hot girl was flirting with me and invited me to her flat but I had to act dumb because my dad was there. FML" ~Son
01/14/2017 at 21:05
Ha, your son has standards and that's what moms are for. Lol or maybe he's just a typical socially awkward Virgin.
Emer Ní Chaollaí
01/14/2017 at 21:30
Maybe she's a bit too forward lol. Like inviting someone you literally just met who happens to be a random customer of yours, back to your place...is a bit odd lol
01/14/2017 at 18:00.
More teaching problems over at Educating FML
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01/14/2017 at 18:26
Why are those things not allowed? It's not like kids in the 80's and 90's didn't do stupid dance moves in the halls and run around throwing things and hitting people. This is just stupid.
01/15/2017 at 01:53
So glad I graduated high school in 2009... Even then it wasn't THIS BAD we may have had some stupid dances (that I did not know) but for fucks sakes "dabbing" and "bottle flipping" and the mannequin challenge?
01/15/2017 at 02:54
My sister just told me they aren't allowed to do this in her middle school and if they do it they go to the principles and are forced to do burpees which is kind of pathetic I know its annoying and but really that's just childish
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Edie Allison Woelfle
01/14/2017 at 00:07
Has no one heard of a Brazilian? It's common for the butthole/crack to be waxed as well. As for the headlamp... do what you gotta do.
01/14/2017 at 00:03
Mad jealous of their friendship
01/14/2017 at 00:02
I'd make an anal joke, butt fuck it.
01/13/2017 at 21:00.
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01/13/2017 at 21:06
Was it a good batch of Doritos? Because sometimes you get luck and get a good batch of Doritos that have extra cheddar or flavoring on them. If my husband did that to me and it was a good batch of Doritos I would completely understand.
01/13/2017 at 21:04
"Fml I didn't get laid but I expect my husband to have sex with me any time I want no exceptions even though I've probably turned him down hundreds of times for no good reason".
Every female ever.
I felt like shit ONE TIME and turned down my ex gf and she complained about it for 3 years.
01/13/2017 at 21:02
What?! They were spicy nacho flavored. I regret nothing.
01/13/2017 at 18:38.
More medical jokes over at FML Medics!
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01/13/2017 at 18:44
If your friends don't appreciate your cheesy puns, they may be laughtose intolerant!
01/14/2017 at 15:53
Kelsey Mengel Rachel Maybee I'm only tagging you cause a lot of people won't get this but i find it all too funny. Or am i being lame again?
01/13/2017 at 18:39
P.J. Pop i have no idea what this means but maybe you'll find it amusing haha
Effective communication methods.
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01/13/2017 at 00:22
Geez. When im angry with my wife i usually try to calm down and then try to discuss the issue later. I must be some kind of weirdo.
01/13/2017 at 00:11
That's disgusting and unsanitary. What a dingbat. There are other less harmful things to do with that sponge than smear it with chemicals and shit particles. How stupid. Not to mention mean.
01/13/2017 at 00:04
I'm assuming you have no sense of smell. Doesn't that crap (no pun intended) smell bad?
01/12/2017 at 21:00.
Good family values
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01/12/2017 at 21:03
Well since you're her brother, at least it's staying in the family.
01/12/2017 at 21:03
Probably lying cause she doesn't want to go out with you anymore
01/12/2017 at 21:01
I'm trying really hard to think of something funny but all I can think is, what the fuck.
01/12/2017 at 18:00.
The perfect girlfriend.
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01/12/2017 at 18:05
Time to donate all of her shoes that she only used once in her entire life!
01/12/2017 at 18:04
Dump her, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life
Steven A Moore
01/12/2017 at 18:03
Good, she got you a Kindle AND your social freedom to see other women.