If I’m covered in sweat and syrup by noon it’s been a good day
Four Seasons Condoms
yesterday at 07:33. Facebook
Big and small, we love them all #GetNAKED
Four Seasons Condoms
02/21/2017 at 06:28. Facebook
Big and small, we love them all #GetNAKED
Four Seasons Condoms
02/20/2017 at 05:48. Facebook
I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. #eaten
The feeling of conflict is a real handful #playsafe
Moisture is key #ValentinesDay
Got you covered either way...
He's got fifty shades of great makeup coming his way
Tag 2 people you think should get NAKED this Valentine's Day #GetNAKED
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You can just feel that standing ovation coming
Mondays are brutal, deal with it... #staystrong
The angle makes it looks like a rat, probably just a mouse.
Oh I love your hair, just look at my erection #thepenisneverlies
My air-con must be broken because I have no chill
#MondayFeels
May the magic of the cock be all around you this year! #yearoftherooster #chinesenewyear #lunarnewyear
It’s about to get saucy #AustraliaDay
Hum-diddly-humpday!
Still lasted longer than my other resolutions...