01/22/2017 at 22:23.
Because sometimes grown-up kids deserve gold stars, too.
They Now Make Adult Reward Stickers - Because We Deserve Some Acknowledgement Too
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01/22/2017 at 22:26
Like outstanding employee awards at work, my response to getting something like this would be "I guess I can go to the bank now and use this to make an extra payment on the mortgage... oh, what's that? They don't take worthless gestures as payment?".
01/22/2017 at 22:24
In before someone comes in saying this is an outgrowth of giving kids participation trophies. (Which by the way were always for the PARENTS, anyway, most kids /knew/ they were bs.)
01/22/2017 at 22:26
They need one that says "I read something on Facebook that I didn't agree with but I didn't get offended or resort to name-calling in response"...that might help a lot of people from all sides
01/22/2017 at 21:41.
This dangerous bill could deny services to many and overrule existing local anti-discrimination laws. Please help spread awareness and use your voice to oppose.
Wyoming Just Took Aim at LGBTs
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01/22/2017 at 21:43
As a Wyoming resident I'd just like to say that we do not all support this. I'm ashamed of my state right now.
01/22/2017 at 21:43
If Republicans cared about our "real" problems as much as they care about who people sleep with and what people do with their bodies, America would truly be great. Why are you so obsessed with LGBT and women's ovaries?
Darlene M Mouton
01/22/2017 at 21:49
They need to introduce bills against divorce or infidelity. Then we'll see how quickly they change their mind about what they perceive as "moral ".
01/22/2017 at 21:11.
Ex-sponge this from the record.
This Dad's Beauty Gift Fail To His Daughter Is Melting Our Hearts
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01/22/2017 at 21:27
Girls posts humble brag about looking like an Estée Lauder model, whilst her dad savages the amount of makeup she wears by gifting her a paint sponge.
01/22/2017 at 21:19
Tl;dr her father bought her a sponge on a stick used for crafting and interior paint touch ups.
01/22/2017 at 21:22
Perhaps he was subtly trying to tell her she's using too much makeup?
01/22/2017 at 20:13.
I'm McLovin these.
Bouncers And Bartenders Share The Funniest Time They Caught Someone With A Fake ID
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01/22/2017 at 20:33
I worked at a gas station, and this girl came in and asked for cigarettes. Anyone could tell she could tell she was underage, and instead of asking for her ID, I told her 'go fuck yourself'. She looked at me, not knowing what to say, and she went back outside. A lady walked in, and informed me that the girl was an undercover customer, to test if we were checking IDs. I was given a certificate that I passed the test. I apologized for swearing at the kid.
01/22/2017 at 20:25
Halloween night... i always hated working the door on holidays.... college kids comes up dressed as a 7 ft penis made of foam complete with hairy testicles dragging the ground. Only part of him visible is face only. He hands me his I'd and I refuse him even though he's a regular and I knew him well.... he starts getting angry and adamantly demands I tell him why...i calmly looked at him right in the foreskin and told him his I'd says he's only 8 inches tall, not 7 feet !
01/22/2017 at 20:17
I work for Fiddlestix Billiard Cafe Inc, and 2 days ago, some gal tried to pass off a photo of an I.D. on her cell phone.. as her I.D.
Yeah.. that's not going to fly, walk, or crawl.
01/22/2017 at 17:09.
Sierra DeMulder shares her honest piece on sexual assault, "Paper Dolls." Quite moving.
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Sierra DeMulder - "Paper Dolls"
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01/22/2017 at 17:32
I am SO honored!! Thank you so much for sharing my poem, George Takei. I am continually inspired by your humanitarianism and compassion.
01/22/2017 at 17:24
You're a bitch if you speak your mind, and you're weak if you choose your words carefully. You're a slut if you open your legs, but a prude if you keep them closed. You're selfish if you're independent, you're pathetic if you rely on a man. Let's teach the next generation, women don't have to live their lives in these boxes.
01/22/2017 at 17:11
"The person who did this to you is broken. Not you."
Thanks for sharing this poem, George! For folks who loved this, support the artist! Check out Sierra's book, WE SLEPT HERE:
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01/22/2017 at 16:11.
These misspeak-ed my interest.
Mortified People Share The Dumbest Thing They've Said On A Date
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01/22/2017 at 16:36
I knew a guy who was dating this girl. After a while, she told him she was interested in bringing out some toys, so he brought out his Legos. She couldn't quite keep it together.
01/22/2017 at 16:27
Another time I was with a girl and we were at a roof party. I put my hand on the window to ease myself onto the roof and my arm went straight through the glass, got stuck in there and I ripped it out,, spraying her with blood. 32 stitches and I puked in front of her while they were doing it. No second date but stayed with me the whole time.
01/22/2017 at 16:16
I want to wear your skin like a suit. I was mortified. I usually wait til they are in my basement pit.
01/22/2017 at 15:22.
The world is plenty ready--sad to see these agencies are not.
Modeling Agencies Won't Sign Her Because 'The Market Isn't Ready'
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01/22/2017 at 15:29
The world isn't ready for a model in a wheel chair?
Make the world ready. Be the first. All these fashion yabbows are always raving about how sensational and fresh they are... Put your money where your mouth is people.
01/22/2017 at 15:27
My wife is in a wheelchair...she was when we met. She's a hottie in a wheelchair. The agencies excuses are stupid...and then they wonder why people have self-esteem issues.
01/22/2017 at 15:27
Bullshit. The market is ready when the agencies says it's ready. They don't follow fashion, they stipulate it. They don't think a wheelchair is compatible with high fashion, that's all.
01/22/2017 at 14:28.
This controversial law is getting folks heated.
Man Gets Ticket For Warming Up His Car In The Driveway
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01/22/2017 at 14:31
The officer is enforcing the law, also known as doing his job. If you want the law changed talk to the people that make them.
01/22/2017 at 14:30
“This is purely a public safety issue,” Berlin said. “You see the disparaging comments he made about my officer? Drop dead.”
That's not how a chief of police should act.
01/22/2017 at 14:31
yeah, 'cause it SHOULD be legal to put your keys in the car, start it up, and leave it unattended..... Ya know, 'cause there has NEVER been a recall for a vehicle that shifted out of park without a human doing it, and, ya know, thieves would NEVER just jump in and take off with your car when you do this....
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01/22/2017 at 13:29.
I'm quite flush reading these.
Two Bidet Companies Got Into A Fight On Twitter And It's Totally Bizarre
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01/22/2017 at 13:42
I'm still trying to get over the "it's all the rage in Europe" bit. I've lived in Europe my entire life, have travelled to a number of European countries (not recently however) but have hardly seen a bidet in any of them. I do know what a bidet is and have seen them but I wouldn't say they were 'all the rage'.
01/22/2017 at 13:45
Man, his simple little tweet really created a shitstorm. I wonder how he's going to clean it up.
Robert Edward Averill
01/22/2017 at 13:33
It's 2017. Where are the three seashells?
01/22/2017 at 12:29.
Hold your seahorses!
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Seahorses Are The Most Rapidly Evolving Fish Scientists Have E...
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01/22/2017 at 12:43
'Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.' 🤓🤘🏽🌍💙
Steven R Ruggiero
01/22/2017 at 13:05
I George Takei am going to idolize Seahorse evolution because it explains how humans should be. We should all learn from the Seahorse. It's obvious that the Seahorse is superior to what we mere humans strive to become.
If only... If only human males could evolve enough to form a pouch and a mouth that only exists to swallow and remove all thought.. that would change everything.
Mike 'Micky' McGrath
01/22/2017 at 12:37
At last! You wouldn't believe the difference that's going to make to my life. Ah well, I suppose the government's got to spend money somewhere.
01/22/2017 at 11:29.
(via Running Late with Scott Rogowsky)
Fake Book Covers
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01/22/2017 at 12:03
I keep my kindle in this book and bring it on mass transit.
01/22/2017 at 11:35
The book about periods, I'd have asked her what she thought about it. 😂
01/22/2017 at 11:36
Best what the fuck reaction I have seen on the tube was when my friend was reading a comic called transmetropolian and someone was reading over their shoulder. They got to a part involving what at first seemed to be a headless infant but was actually a headless dwarf french assassin with explosives...
01/22/2017 at 09:02.
They didn't drink the Kool-Aid.
Tales From People Who Attended Real Cult Gatherings
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01/22/2017 at 09:46
By definition all religions are a cult. Some just have many followers, which is all that makes it a religion.
noun: cult; plural noun: cults
a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object.
01/22/2017 at 09:08
Trump has the same method of luring in followers as the cults use with recruiting: Promising easy answers to hard questions.
01/22/2017 at 09:30
My mom belongs to a crazy cult. I believe she calls it the Catholic Church.
01/22/2017 at 05:31.
Dress for the job that mattress.
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01/22/2017 at 07:06
How does this make a difference or move the conversation forward?
I met him at my first Star Trek Convention in Everett, WA in sixth grade and this makes me sad.
01/22/2017 at 05:39
At first, it looked like Melania. Someone call up to Trump Tower and check on her, make sure she's not tethered to the bed with gold chains.
Clau Tena Clau
01/22/2017 at 05:32
George, you're awesome! Thanks for the first smile of the day
01/22/2017 at 04:27.
We have George Lucas himself to tank for this.
Here's That Retro Stormtrooper Helmet George Lucas Put in 'Rogue One'
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Jill Pike Neal
01/22/2017 at 04:44
The non-uniformity of their stances is what's killing me. They are supposed to be well-trained soldiers. Each one has their feet pointed at a different angle. Such a minor detail but it irks me every time.
01/22/2017 at 04:34
Which reminds me: If Storm Troopers in all their gear can die just as easily from gunfire as do Rebel soldiers, what's the point of the outfit?
01/22/2017 at 05:35
Let me save you some time:
George Lucas pointed to a helmet he liked while visiting pre-production of Rogue One so they put it in a two second scene in the movie.
01/22/2017 at 03:31.
Jimmy Kimmel is not one to grin and bear it.
Jimmy Kimmel Got Revenge On His Sister-In-Law For Buying His Daughter A Giant Stuffed Bear
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01/22/2017 at 03:55
My 11 year old daughter now wants to send a cat to Jimmy Kimmel. She's hoping for 5 cats in return but says she would also be happy with a tiger. LOL
01/22/2017 at 03:35
Buying someone a giant bear seems like a ursinine thing to do.
01/22/2017 at 03:38
My 14 year old daughter had been asking for one every time we see them at Costco. At the beginning of this past Christmas season, she kept asking and asking and I finally said, it's either you or the bear? But both of you don't fit in the house! She did not ask for it again.
01/22/2017 at 02:32.
One slip-up is sometimes all it takes.
Managers Reveal The Reason They Had To Fire Their Best Employee
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01/22/2017 at 03:07
I wonder how common it is for top-notch employees to suffer from unaddressed burnout over time, and end up making mistakes that get them fired.
Erin Prime Lamson
01/22/2017 at 03:25
I had an awesome employee who was being extorted by her ex-husband. She stole money repeatedly from a lax customer at the bank where we worked. We had to fire her, but neither the bank not the customer pressed charges because of the situation which was clearly documented. The city pressed charges, won, and the gal can never work where cash is on hand ever again. I often think about her and wonder how her life has turned out. This was probably 20 years ago.
01/22/2017 at 02:38
That one "He had sex with the directors daughter..." At least he went out with a bang? ...Was that Takei-Level pun worthy?
01/22/2017 at 01:33.
The Disney Parks are a magical place no matter your budget, but there are a few perks afforded to those who can shell out the extra dough.
How The Rich Do Disneyland Differently
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01/22/2017 at 01:34
LIFE is different for those with money, not just Disneyland.
01/22/2017 at 01:45
I had a conversation with my mom a year or two ago, she apologized for never taking me and my siblings to Disney. We always went camping at national parks because that was the only way she and my dad could afford to go on vacation. I looked at her like she was crazy and told her I thought we always went camping because it was fun. I had a blast every time we went, and I take my kids camping all the time even though I'm more financially secure than my parents were at my age.
01/22/2017 at 02:08
The rich do everything differently. I had so much respect for Michelle Pfeiffer when she was standing in line with her kids in London and was offered a chance to cut to the front and said no thank you. We'll wait our turn. Class act
01/22/2017 at 00:29.
Glad to see the management stepped in here--this kind of behavior is simply unacceptable.
Woman Goes On A Profane Racist Tirade Against Greek Couple Until The Shop Manager Steps In
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01/22/2017 at 00:33
In Los Angeles?? Where you find about 200 different languages spoken? Poor woman. She's probably feeling inferior for only being able to speak one language...
01/22/2017 at 00:33
Well done by the store. In America, we have the freedom to speak any language we want to. I happen to speak English only...because it's the only one in which I'm fluent. But others who are multilingual or just don't know English are under no obligation to speak it.
Domenica Ann Iacovone
01/22/2017 at 00:30
Someone needs to tell her she should stop using the Latin alphabet that derived from the.....wait for it....Greeks.
yesterday at 23:44.
So great to see public support for 'the BLT community.'
'Whose Line Is It Anyway' Comic Reveals His Daughter Is Transgender
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yesterday at 23:51
All the best to Kinley, and kudos to Colin and Deb for being absolutely model parents. As if we need a reason to love Colin Mochrie any more.
yesterday at 23:46
You know... the public would get behind anything to do with bacon...
yesterday at 23:54
Speaking of grandmas, mine once asked me what those bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches are called. I said "You mean a BLT?" "Yeah, they are good." Man, I miss that lady.
yesterday at 22:23.
The Rock cooked up a salty burn in response.
Tom Brady Tried Calling Out The Rock So He Responded To Show Him How It's Done
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yesterday at 22:26
Damn, the Rock's biceps are bigger than Brady's waist.
yesterday at 22:57
Given Brady's support for our new president, I couldn't care less about his marketing, lack of acting chops, or his product. I am gratefully NOT a football fan and with Brady's public acknowledgement of supporting Trump, this means I won't have to ditch either my brand of underwear, sleepwear OR my football home team...
yesterday at 22:45
It's an advert. An advert, George Takei. No, not the thing Tom Brady did. The thing Tom Brady and The Rock both did together. Like, quite clearly, that's a thing they both did together. Thank you for sharing this advertisement, George Takei.