today at 02:09.
God Schools Megachurch Pastor Joel Osteen On Twitter
401 likes - 47 comments
today at 02:12
Perfect response, God!
today at 02:12
Thank you! Mega churches are the opposite of what I was taught a Christian should be like. Hence I'm no longer a Christian
today at 02:11
Loved Bill Burr's bit where he said Osteen 'is so full of shit he doesn't even open his eyes when he talks.'
today at 01:04.
Sometimes humans make God proud.
Or at least a little less ashamed.
Elon Musk Steps Forward To Help Tesla Driver Who Sacrificed Car To Save Stroke Victim
2068 likes - 64 comments
today at 01:08
Stopped an unconscious man's car with his own car. That is not only selfless, that is fucking heroic.
today at 01:11
"Sometimes I want to ask God why He allows poverty, famine, and injustice when He could do something about it but I'm afraid He might just ask me the same question in return."
today at 01:40
I work for Elon at Tesla in Fremont, CA (waiting to start my shift now, in fact) and I will tell you that he is a good guy who truly values people. He's not one who would do something like this for some sort of gain.
yesterday at 22:40.
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yesterday at 22:42
Can I get another amen?
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Sjerrie van Londen
yesterday at 22:42
Why don't we just put these around for the dimwits who are scared of trans people in their restroom?
yesterday at 22:52
You've used the bathroom with transgender people your whole life. You've peed next to pedophiles, thieves, rapists, murderers, and every other criminal in the world, and you're still alive to read this post. It's a public bathroom. Worry about real issues.
yesterday at 21:17.
Not their Personal Jesus.
Depeche Mode Responds To Alt-Right Leader's Band Praise
2510 likes - 169 comments
yesterday at 21:20
Can we stop using the term alt-right?
yesterday at 21:28
I hope the alt-right idiots boycott the band... so that I can have a better chance of scoring tickets when they announce their US tour. God, please make it happen.
yesterday at 21:26
Samantha I wonder if Spencer has ever listened to "People are People" 🤔 ...chiming in with the hook right now "I can't understand what makes a man hate another man"
yesterday at 19:19.
The more people that become aware of something evil, the higher the chance that things will begin to change.
This Is Why Red X's Are About To Flood Your Facebook Feed
1967 likes - 169 comments
yesterday at 19:20
ah yes, because changing your profile picture changes everything.
yesterday at 19:26
Protest and changing our FB profile do absolutely nothing without follow through action. Cool, you did something cathartic and felt good afterwards - but did you actually do anything? "Errrr awareness" yeah ok.
Isaak Knox Samsel
yesterday at 19:30
I'd recognize that rock anywhere. In fact, I've painted it myself, although more for a college prank than social change. I like this one better.
yesterday at 17:56.
Nicely done, Professor.
Professor Quizzes Students On Heterosexuality To Make An Important Point About Homophobia
3045 likes - 87 comments
yesterday at 18:01
Several times, I've asked friends, less liberal than myself, "Remember when you decided to be straight? What was that like, telling your parents? Did they take it well?" etc....
yesterday at 18:05
If your god is homophobic, you've got the wrong god.
The word you're looking for is clergy not transgender.
yesterday at 18:03
It is super important that heterosexual males always secretly feel like monsters who are being tolerated by women because they have proven they can be nice. Otherwise the whole system breaks down.
Homosexuality is terrifying to males because they see males as monsters already -- the idea that their own monstrosity could be turned on themselves is terrifying.
yesterday at 16:48.
25003 likes - 474 comments
yesterday at 16:50
Perhaps Mr. President wants to be sure before he "grabs em by the......." that they actually have one?
yesterday at 16:54
What bathroom did Jesus use ?
Bearing in mind he was conceived without man so only had X chromosome.
The first transgender ?
yesterday at 16:51
We should all just piss outside, just like God intended.
yesterday at 15:45.
Haha. All of these would work.
Here's All The Heavy Metal Albums Whose Titles Are Less Dark Than the Washington Post’s New Motto
1585 likes - 118 comments
yesterday at 15:53
Uh oh, they just called NIN "metal".
Metal nerd genre wrath incoming in 3...2...1...
Marilynn Luberecki Eldridge
yesterday at 15:52
Sad but true.....We need to stay viliant....If Donald declares an enemy that means they must stay on alert
yesterday at 16:19
I think Pantera's album name should be the motto of the GOP - Vulgar Display of Power.
yesterday at 04:31.
Humans are finally solving the big problems.
A Photo Of A Dog Wearing Pants Just Settled The Internet's Greatest Debate
632 likes - 123 comments
yesterday at 04:40
lies! obviously dogs wear pants on two legs with suspenders.
yesterday at 04:40
So then it would naturally follow, there might be some questions about how this would impact human fashion trends.
yesterday at 04:35
The right side. On the left hand side one his butthole is above his belt.
yesterday at 03:00.
Bless this woman!
Woman Purposely Loses Wheel Of Fortune, So Fellow Contestants Don't Leave Show Empty-Handed
1517 likes - 60 comments
yesterday at 03:01
That is someone with compassion for others, something most people completely lack.
yesterday at 03:02
Faith in humanity slowly being restored.
Ashley McHale Hendrickson
yesterday at 03:33
The bond between us in the service is undeniable. We may fight all the time, but we fight as a brotherhood... And we take care of our own more than you'd ever believe.
yesterday at 01:28.
27109 likes - 376 comments
Linda Smith Hamilton
yesterday at 01:29
As a female, I can say we aren't afraid of gay males or transgenders - we're afraid of violent heterosexual men.
yesterday at 01:30
Conservative logic, gun laws won't stop people from getting guns but a sign on the bathroom door will keep out rapist and pedophiles.
yesterday at 01:29
Trump can wander into any dressing room he likes but trans kids need to show their birth certificate. It's going to be a long two and a half years.
02/22/2017 at 22:44.
God Responds To Being Called A Douchebag
930 likes - 211 comments
02/22/2017 at 22:51
"I used to love it when you called out Obama for his shit... Now you just call out Trump for anything he does, its pathetic. You liberal snowflake!"
Perfect example of blind worship...
Yvette Le Breton Hoffman
02/22/2017 at 22:50
My response would not have been as smart....am more like '..duh..takes one to know one' kind of response person. ..Love the Peniscumdouchebag response. This term should be placed in the dictionary.
Judy Puleo Winikates
02/22/2017 at 22:46
Peniscumdouchebag! I love the new title for the president. ROFLMAO!
02/22/2017 at 20:03.
Anybody wanna leave this planet and help start Earth 2?
NASA Discovers Several Earth-Sized Planets That Could Support Life
7723 likes - 1257 comments
02/22/2017 at 20:05
As long as the full name is either "Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo" or "Earth 2: This Time, It's Personal".
02/22/2017 at 20:06
Absolutely, God, I know I'm ready to go! I think you'll find the line up at the first ship out will be longer than an Arizona Democratic primary.
02/22/2017 at 20:14
It's probably already hosting abundant life if it's habitable. We would either encounter intelligent life forms who wouldn't be interested in us moving in, or we would rape and pillage the developing life. Let's just stay here until we can get our act together...
02/22/2017 at 18:58.
Student's Clever Protest Sign Uses Reworded Bible Passage To Troll Lawmakers
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02/22/2017 at 19:00
Is this all democrats do is piss moan and cry...at least when we bitched about obummer we had class...
02/22/2017 at 19:04
At least she's bringing up a good point. People need to attack their policies, not Trump's appearance or mental state. It's the only way to truly force the opposition into either having a real argument, or spouting childish insults, which is the same as conceding defeat.
02/22/2017 at 19:10
As if Christians ever wanted to be "Christ-like"? Certainly not the fundies!
Pay attention and you'll see that 99% of the churches today are only interested in self-enrichment, judging others and ensuring that poverty, sadness, isolation and despair are things that other people experience.
02/22/2017 at 17:27.
God's Most Famous Conversation Of All Time
9121 likes - 1093 comments
02/22/2017 at 17:31
I don't know whether to laugh, facepalm or fear for our future. Maybe a combo of all three.
02/22/2017 at 17:37
Calls you retarded.
Can't form a coherent sentence.
02/22/2017 at 17:29
Yeah, who knew that first conversation was actually a drug deal? 🙃
02/22/2017 at 15:43.
Stop trying to sweep the rise in hate crimes under the rug.
City Fines Couple $100 A Day For Racist Graffiti On Their Home
978 likes - 175 comments
02/22/2017 at 15:47
"And it's still there one month on, with the couple refusing to remove it until Stamford police “do their job” and find the vandals. But now, the city is threatening to fine them $100 a day until it's removed."
So to recap. The city doesn't want this couple to keep the racist graffiti, but has no problem with the racists who painted it. Nice.
02/22/2017 at 15:46
What kind of dickhead society punishes the victims of a crime? Utterly ridiculous.
02/22/2017 at 15:47
Where's the heartwarming story if the neighbors coming over and scrubbing all that up? You mean racism is NOT dead in America? That despite what Upworthy and others like to make you think, this kind of thing indeed still does happen in 2017? The city needs to step up. They want it fixed so bad, help them fix it. I personally wouldn't. I would leave that there and add pictures of the perpetrators to it when they got caught. Racism is alive and well, and you should HAVE to stare at its ugliness, confront it.
02/22/2017 at 14:23.
Before you eat dinner tonight, make sure to thank Jesus. Not Jesus Christ, Jesus the immigrant who picks your food.
via ATTN: Video
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02/22/2017 at 14:39
I'm a farmer in North Carolina and we depend on these workers to operate. They're good people and work hard for their families. Trump has them scared about being separated from their families and I am trying everything I can think of to help. I'm ashamed of my government.
Fraņciźkø Barróņ Đuqué
02/22/2017 at 14:39
Xenophobes can't decide whether undocumented immigrants are lazy moochers who are a drain to the economy, or hyper-competitive smart work horses elbowing them out of a job. The problem is not with undocumented immigrants, but with fat, lazy, "patriotic" losers who like to think they are superior but deep down know they are human trash.
02/22/2017 at 14:24
"Make America Buy $8.00 Heads of Lettuce Again"
02/22/2017 at 03:45.
Treat them like human beings.
How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers
1370 likes - 174 comments
02/22/2017 at 03:48
If you think that a construction worker isn't selling his body, but sex workers are, you need to think hard about your values.
02/22/2017 at 03:46
Wait? All humans are human and no one is better than anyone else?
Jack Brobasaur Lawrence
02/22/2017 at 03:58
I see a lot of bitching about this article, but I actually found it very interesting. I have no intention of ever paying for sex, but it's a profession we don't get to hear from first hand very much. Everyone always wants to speak for them.
02/22/2017 at 02:37.
61065 likes - 6453 comments
02/22/2017 at 02:41
He's so gross. I'd rather look at an actual cat asshole any day
02/22/2017 at 02:42
I don't wanna be that guy....but this is an insult to cat anus. They're never that foul.
Linda Kay Hardie
02/22/2017 at 02:38
I can't stop laughing! Thanks for the belly laugh. I needed it.
02/21/2017 at 23:58.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
- Old Klingon proverb
Leslie Jones Responds To Milo Yiannopoulos's Downward Spiral
3397 likes - 424 comments
Ironically enough, Milo Yiannopoulos is here in the United States on a work visa and is unemployed. Doesn't that make him #Deportable?
Carol Hart Brooks
02/22/2017 at 00:27
🇺🇸👋don't forget that he isn't a US citizen..now that he lost his job,his work visa is invalid. He just went from deplorable to deportable..where is Trump's ICE to round him up?...oh that's right..he's white👌
02/22/2017 at 00:17
I'm not a fan of Milo but I can't stand Leslie and her constant cries of victimhood. She has been guilty of anti white racist tweets and also has urged her Twitter followers to go after people she disagrees with which was exactly the crime she accused Milo of.