06/27/2017 at 02:20.
35787 likes - 692 comments
06/27/2017 at 02:23
I'm a gun owner that supports sensible gun regulation. I'm also pro choice, and I support LGBT rights.
I'm like a fucking unicorn or something.
06/27/2017 at 02:23
I have no issue with people buying guns. I have an issue with them being irresponsible idiots and carrying them around loaded to places where there is no need to use them, or leaving them unlocked in their homes for toddlers to shoot themselves.
06/27/2017 at 02:27
To be fair leaving gay people to their own devices is 100% harmless but leaving guns unrestricted could be dangerous cause you know being doesn't kill people
06/27/2017 at 01:00.
I prefer Lord of the Rings to Harry Potter.
I also prefer a giant lump of horse to Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan Attacks JK Rowling On Harry Potter's 20th Anniversary
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06/27/2017 at 01:03
Piers Morgan the human equivalent of a yeast infection
06/27/2017 at 01:14
In another 20 years people will be celebrating 40 years of HP and no one will remember who the fuck Piers Morgan is. Enjoy being, momentarily, twitter relevant you useless hack.
06/27/2017 at 01:05
The only reason he would be attacking her is sheer jealousy. This amazing woman has an envious talent, made a butt load of money and is generous and smart with it. It threatens him so he attacks, like a 2 year old.
yesterday at 22:36.
This Story About 'How Republicans Are Born' Started An Important Conversation On Twitter
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yesterday at 22:39
How to make your daughter into a Republican:
1) Do not explain to her how the world works.
2) Set her up for disappointment.
3) Blame somebody else.
Simon Knowles Winnard
yesterday at 22:41
Why cant the USA just put the sales tax on the price shown like every other bloody country around the world...apart from that spot on more people need to know WHY we have taxation...
yesterday at 22:46
Either he is an idiot for not knowing about sales tax or he is a really shitty parent for not telling his daughter she needs to save up a bit more than $35 for her guitar, because, you know, taxes.
yesterday at 21:49.
Jesus wants zero people to lose health insurance.
Jesus wants to heal ALL the sick.
Jesus demands single payer.
The CBO Score Says 22 Million Will Lose Coverage. Here's Why It's Actually A Lot Worse Than That.
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yesterday at 21:53
Republican Jesus wants the sick people to die so the rich can have another tax cut. He wants them to render unto Caesar until they can't render any more. To death shall they pay high premiums. For thou shalt not get sick or be born poor.
yesterday at 21:51
McConnell is smiling in almost every photo. The tragedy is that people like him can sleep at night.
yesterday at 22:04
It should surprise no one that Mitch McConell, the guy who continuously blocked a bill to provide healthcare for first responders who became ill from working at the 9/11 site, would do some shady shit. All about blue lives matter and 9/11 until it actually matters right Mitch?
yesterday at 19:34.
Trump publicly, loudly asked Russia to interfere. He wasn't 'joking.' He was making a direct appeal.
Trump Just Admitted Russia Interfered In The Election, And Then Blamed Obama For It
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Gregory Otis Dow
yesterday at 19:35
If only people would care about facts Mr. God.
yesterday at 19:46
Trump: "If me conspiring with Putin was so bad, why did Obama let me do it?"
Trump Supporters: "That Damn Obama!"
yesterday at 19:51
Yeah so feckin what? He won, you lost! Get over it! Dosent matter if he broke the law, hes presedent now! I'm a total Trump supporter, i have zero education and less brain cells.
yesterday at 18:10.
What do you think? ????
Facing FBI Investigation for Bank Fraud, Jane and Bernie Sanders Lawyer Up
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yesterday at 18:12
They won't find anything on Bernie Sanders, but the investigation will receive 10 times the support from Republicans as probes into Trump's collusion with Russia.
yesterday at 18:11
If you're under investigation, you get legal representation. It matters not if you're innocent; it's the logical thing to do.
James Kirk Maximilian
yesterday at 18:11
Obvious nonsense designed to harm the man's credibility, which won't go too well given the obviousness of it all. Bernie needs to protect his interests though.
yesterday at 16:48.
Here's How To Unlock Facebook's Magical Harry Potter Secret
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yesterday at 17:00
20 years and I haven't read a single Harry Potter book, nor have I seen any of the films.
yesterday at 16:54
Attention Potter heads!
Facebook is celebrating Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone's 20th anniversary, the words Harry Potter, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff change colors AND if you touch the words it's magical!
yesterday at 18:29
Can we clear one thing up and get this right once and for all...
FUCK THIS SORCERER'S STONE BULLSHIT!!
It's Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Without this you do not get the parody of Harry Pothead and the Stoned Philosopher.
yesterday at 15:11.
I belong in a museum!
People Share Legends And Myths That Actually Turned Out To Be True
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yesterday at 15:11
On a side note,
Facebook is celebrating Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone's 20th anniversary.
Apparently the words Harry Potter, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff change colors AND if you touch the words magic happens.
06/27/2017 at 02:49
Dragons, gryphons, manticore, etc were actually just dinosaur bones found around the ancient world and in their quarries. The skeletons would sometimes be jumbled up or in odd poses and so the ancients thought they were some crazy lion-snake-goat creatures. Also, Bigfoot is most likely the same thing happening but with Neanderthal fossils, which would of course look like a large bipedal hairy ape-man thing based on the skulls found.
06/27/2017 at 06:03
Most of these myths were stories made to explain things they didn't have the scientific knowledge to understand. It doesn't make the tales true or false....but simply good advice based on what people did experience at that point in time.
yesterday at 13:33.
This proves that gay adoption exists throughout the animal kingdom, just as God intended.
(Via Did You Know)
These Two Gay Male Vultures Took In An Abandoned Egg
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yesterday at 13:39
Proving that things that scavenge carcasses to the bone have more heart and decency than most Republicans.
yesterday at 13:35
Anytime someone says that being gay is unnatural:
Me: "I don't know man, my male dog humps other dudes all the time. If it happens in nature, I think that's the definition of natural"
yesterday at 13:34
But but what will the other vultures think when the young one goes to vulture school?!?
yesterday at 02:05.
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yesterday at 02:12
Christians can't be terrorists okay! Some just suffer from mental illness. They need help and prayers not public scorn for their acts of alleged terrorism. They are just misunderstood really. Note that this only applies to Christians. Christianity is purely a religion of love and is the one true religion. Not a single bible verse condones terrorist acts unlike with the Quran. Clearly applying the term "terrorists" to a Christian just doesn't make any sense!
If it wasn't obvious, that's me being sarcastic.
yesterday at 02:07
"Oh he was just one person. Don't lump us all together"
yesterday at 02:12
I notice how suspiciously quiet the entire conservative group is when a terror act, mass murder or some other heinous crime is committed here in America by a deranged white male, especially when it is perpetrated AGAINST a minority or religious group and if Trump's name is invoked at any point by the perpetrator.
Let's not forget that the vast majority of crimes are committed by white men.
06/25/2017 at 23:44.
Thou shalt not rape!
Details Have Emerged About The Man Who Tried To Rape A Real Estate Agent By Luring Her To A Home
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06/25/2017 at 23:46
I mean... Umm.. everybody is beautiful...
Gotta keep telling myself that... Yeah..
06/25/2017 at 23:46
The years really haven't been kind to Quasimodo
06/25/2017 at 23:47
He looks like when you mess with the character face in Skyrim and end up with a face on a toe
06/25/2017 at 20:16.
Trump Made A Significant Spelling Error In A Tweet - And Twitter Won't Let Him Forget It
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06/25/2017 at 20:17
Well, at least it's not unpresidented.
06/25/2017 at 20:39
Point taken about Trump's spelling errors being small beer. But it's also emblematic of just how poorly educated and undisciplined he is. Details and accuracy are completely unimportant to this guy. The fact it's the goddamn President of the United States sending out unfiltered and unedited written communications is really SAAAAD.
06/25/2017 at 20:23
I think I'm late to the party, but I'm more disturbed by the fact that he said "clean, beautiful coal". Instead of you know the "typo" - Minor, cause he's a horrible person, and I expected no less?
06/25/2017 at 17:18.
Well said, programmer. Don't take crap from anyone.
Ticked Off Programmer Had a Brilliant Response When Asked To Work For Free
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06/25/2017 at 17:21
"Sir, your rent is due right now and I will evict you if you do not comply."
"Eeeeh, I'm paying you in exposure, I've already told all my friends about what a great place this is!"
06/25/2017 at 17:23
considering the dude misspelled "business" I'm really not confident in his ability to create one. What an "opportunitu"
06/25/2017 at 17:22
People try to pull this crap on commission artists all the time. Get a fucking job, people.
06/25/2017 at 15:31.
Everyone I've ever dated has been younger than Me, but only cuz I'm infinity years old.
Truths Of Dating Someone Younger That Are Real AF
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06/25/2017 at 15:53
My fiancé is 19 years older. The ONLY time we feel an age difference is when we're tying to find something we both haven't already seen on Netflix. Apparently, not having seen Reservoir Dogs was a "total crime against humanity" that had to be rectified immediately. Love that ridiculous man. Plus, any guy that'll go onstage with you to do Rocky Horror is a keeper in my book.
06/25/2017 at 15:47
10 years younger is about my limit. Basically if you are young enough to have come out of my vagina you have no business being in my vagina.
06/25/2017 at 15:34
Immaculate conception counts as "dating?" Couldn't you at least take her to dinner and a movie first?
06/25/2017 at 14:07.
Somebody might finally be held accountable for the Flint water crisis. Smite is coming.
Criminal charges finally filed in Flint Water Crisis
5114 likes - 347 comments
06/25/2017 at 14:12
Yep someone down below a scapegoat not someone at the top whose greed, callousness and general disregard for life has caused this.
Chang Fong Chua
06/25/2017 at 14:11
What took so long? And it should not just be the low level officials, but the high level political appointees who made the decisions as well ...
06/25/2017 at 14:18
So people are being charged, but is Flint's water supply being fixed yet?
It would seem finding someone to blame is much higher priority than doing anything about the problem.
06/25/2017 at 03:01.
ENTITLED DINGLEBERRIES SMITE!
People Who Went To Private School Share The Best Rich Kid Meltdowns
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Peggy Reinecke Price
06/25/2017 at 03:06
"That's a lot of dough" sounds like how both Donald Trump and Jared Kushner got into their colleges
06/25/2017 at 03:25
These are the people the Republicans want to give a fat tax cut to, paid for with the bodies of the poor and the olds who will lose their health insurance.
06/25/2017 at 03:06
Thank God I went to public school.
06/25/2017 at 00:46.
Former Glee Star Comes Out As Trans And Reveals Name
1034 likes - 127 comments
06/25/2017 at 00:48
Getting the popcorn ready. Looking forward to all the hilarious troll comments from triggered homophobes with repressed sexual hang ups! 🌈😂
06/25/2017 at 00:55
Always knew the show itself was gay. Wouldn't surprise me if the whole cast was LGBT.
PS: I support LGBT, just not a fan of Highschool Musical or Glee. Listening to teens sing pop music is eyeroll-tastic.
06/25/2017 at 01:01
I never watched the show, it was never my thing or really aimed at people like me anyways, but I'm proud of him regardless and I wish him the best.
06/24/2017 at 20:42.
Well played, Queen!
The Queen Just Trolled The UK Prime-Minister About Brexit
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06/24/2017 at 20:53
We don't give the Queen enough credit. She may be old, but that doesn't mean she's here only for decoration.
06/24/2017 at 21:01
I am sad to note the negative posts about our amazing Queen. Would you rather have putrid Trump or May as our Head of State? She and Philip have worked so hard for so long...
06/24/2017 at 20:53
She knows like many other elders what Europe looked like before the European Union and she knows the UK is heading for a brick wall she just can't say anything because the monarchy has to stay out of politics.
06/24/2017 at 17:48.
Psh! That's nothing. You got a long way to go towards "growing a beard and getting weird." About 3 feet to be exact.
Eminem Was Just Photographed With A Beard
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06/24/2017 at 17:49
Question: Why do we care he has a beard?
I know beards are great and everything.. but they are pretty natural!
06/24/2017 at 17:50
But with a beard in the way, how will he get vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti?
Michael David Sheppard
06/24/2017 at 18:03
I'm sorry, but I was promised a picture of Eminem with a beard and all I got was a picture of Eminem without a freshly shaved face. I feel like someone broke a promise. Can I get a rainbow to signify you'll never do it again?
06/24/2017 at 13:09.
Here's a list of human foods you should never let your dog eat... no matter how much they beg.
via Positive News Network
Here's a list of human foods you should never let your dog eat...
1846 likes - 631 comments
Michael J. Goodwin
06/24/2017 at 13:37
God help me, I want to harm so many people in this post. I don't give a rat's ass how old your dog was and how fine you THINK it was giving them this garbage, you're still shitstains in my book for risking your dog's health, and worse, fucking telling people to ignore sound fucking advice.
06/24/2017 at 13:37
Nothing is quite as predictable as someone with the doggie equivalent of "My great grandad smoked 300 cigarettes a day when he wasn't drinking neat whisky and he lived to be 105."
06/24/2017 at 13:20
Bunch of crap, this video gives a snip of what these really do. Must be in large quantities and pure ingredients. Internet garbage to put a fear into people without the knowledge behind it.