today at 05:21.
God Responds To Mad Conservative Christian
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Tyshani Faun Prieur
today at 05:22
Can I just say that even though I'm atheist, I'm leaning toward the religion of fb God. You're just the best and I love you.
today at 05:28
Koko a talking gorilla, and Koko not understand why some humans think 'liberal' a bad word, Koko look up liberal in dictionary, it say: "willing to respect or accept behaviour or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas" Koko not see problem with that, and Koko a gorilla, why some humans not understand that? King Kong (Koko's God) all for that, that why Koko and other gorillas peace loving beings, you humans are fucked
today at 05:23
Fake Christian spotted, often times these guys cite bible verses and yet don't even understand the deeper meaning behind it. If they actually read the bible they'd know that Jesus was a liberal lmfao.
today at 01:42.
Leave the kids out of it.
'SNL' Writer Suspended For Inappropriate Barron Trump Tweet
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today at 01:44
It's cool that this new rule apparently started last Friday around noon. I don't remember republicans having a problem with doing this before that time. Just ask Obama's daughters.
today at 01:45
That tweet isn't half as bad as some of the shit conservatives said about Sasha and Malia, but I do agree that the kids should be off-limits.
today at 01:43
I agree that we should leave the kids out of it. It weren't some of the Trump supporters making racist comments about the Obama girls? It goes both ways. Leave all the kids out of it, no matter which side you are on.
yesterday at 22:55.
Don't mess with the people who make your food.
Trump’s Inaugural Baker Found The Perfect Way To Troll The New President
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yesterday at 23:00
No, Trump wasn't and is not, pro gay marriage. He openly said he was in favour of "traditional" marriage.
Of course, given that he fucked other women while married to all three of his wives, he doesn't practice "traditional" marriage himself.
yesterday at 22:59
They probably had to keep reminding him that it wasnt his birthday and that's why there weren't candles.
Trump: "I'm a big boy"
"You certainly are, you handsome special man."
yesterday at 22:58
Trump is VERY pro LGBTQ, he is married to the love of his life. His better half, his best friend. Russia's dictator, Mr. Puto Trump.
yesterday at 21:46.
Everyone On The Internet Roasted Piers Morgan Over His Absurd 'Men's March' Tweet
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yesterday at 21:47
I think Piers Morgan is on a personal mission to be remembered as the grubbiest mammal ever to walk the face of the Earth. He's got some stiff competition but he's well on his way ;)
yesterday at 21:51
He's male version of Kathy Hopkins. If he was a woman he would be despised as she is. But being a man he is just an idiot or a douchebag. It only shows the importance of women's march
yesterday at 21:59
I'm telling this lady at Subway that male pornstars earn less than female pornstars. Like why is that fair? why should someone be make less like that just because of their gender? worst part is .. I'm pretty sure she isn't even listening to me. #ImwithPiers #Hashtag
yesterday at 20:36.
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yesterday at 20:38
Follow God on Twitter:
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yesterday at 20:42
And those who elected both a B-actor and then a reality show host as president are not allowed to complain about celebrities voicing their opinions.
yesterday at 20:37
But the South won! #alternativefacts
yesterday at 18:42.
Merriam-Webster Schools Kellyanne Conway On Facts With One Perfect Tweet
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yesterday at 18:43
Here's an alternative fact:
Trump fathered his own grandkids with his daughter.
#AlternativeFacts are fun!
Patricia C Mulkey
yesterday at 18:45
It is serious when the publishers of a dictionary comes out to school you. Wake up, Kellyanne Conway, you have just been called a liar by a dictionary publisher.
yesterday at 19:10
"My inauguration crowd size was small because many Americans don't like me and don't wish to acknowledge me as their president, as is their right. However, I was elected, I am the president, and I have work to do in representing all of the American people, next question", what a real president who really does "tell it like it is" would have said.
yesterday at 02:35.
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yesterday at 02:39
My favorite explanation: "Well, republicans all have jobs to go to, unlike all the losers on welfare that went to Obama's inauguration."
1. What type of shitty jobs do republicans have that they don't get vacation time?
2. How the hell could people on welfare afford to travel?
yesterday at 02:36
The KKK - demonstrating white supremacy by dressing like Muslim women for over a hundred years.
yesterday at 02:39
Careful. President Dorito Loco might see this & tweet about it.
01/22/2017 at 22:43.
Don't mess with George Takei. He'll fuck you up.
Times George Takei's Comebacks Were Savage
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01/22/2017 at 22:48
If they have "Alternative facts", can we have an "Alternative President", since they want to set themselves up in a reality other than ours, why not oblige them. . .just as long as they don't try to inflict their delusions on us.
01/22/2017 at 22:44
I'm gonna come to your house and steal something. It's not theft it's jus "alternative ownership"
Allison Holder Pacailler
01/22/2017 at 22:45
Donald is the best president. An incredible president. A tremendous president with the biggest crowds. #AlternativeFacts
01/22/2017 at 20:42.
Alternative facts = lies.
Trump Team Says They Don't Lie, They Just Use “Alternative Facts”
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Chang Won Chang
01/22/2017 at 20:45
In other news, our glorious leader Donald Trump does not take a shit, and made hole-in-one every single time all 18 courses. He also received 99.99999% of the popular vote and 900 trillion people came his amazing inauguration where the sun shined all day. All hail our comrade Donald Trump he can do no wrong
01/22/2017 at 20:43
"The Party told you to reject all evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
--from "Nineteen Eighty Four" by George Orwell
Heidi Kiewel Spencer
01/22/2017 at 20:46
I am going to call my dad and ask him if "alternative facts" would have been accepted and not terms for grounding. If he says yes, then I will accept it from the President of our country. If not, then it is probably still bullshit.
01/22/2017 at 17:36.
Government Department Banned By Trump From Using Twitter After Criticizing Trump
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01/22/2017 at 17:42
Trump loves himself. He is above all in his mind and anyone who doesn't agree with him is a threat to his ego. Just look how cold he is towards his wife.
01/22/2017 at 17:40
They didn't criticize him, they simply showed a picture of his inauguration compared to Obama's. He just can't stand anyone seeing the truth. He hates it.
01/22/2017 at 17:42
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." Winston Smith, 1984, George Orwell
01/22/2017 at 04:40.
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01/22/2017 at 04:42
I'm convinced he's wondering why they're not worshiping him.
01/22/2017 at 04:42
Crossed-Arms-on-Chest is universal and is decoded with the same defensive or negative meaning almost everywhere. It is commonly seen among strangers in public meetings, in queues or cafeteria lines, elevators or anywhere that people feel uncertain or insecure.
01/22/2017 at 04:53
Say what you want about Donald J. Trump, but he is clearly the undisputed world champion of Adult Men Making Pouty Spoiled Petulant Little Brat Facial Expressions. No one else comes close.
01/22/2017 at 02:31.
Humans are still the best at being jerks.
Zoo Employees Reveal Which Animals Are Actually Huge Jerks.
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01/22/2017 at 04:43
Has anyone taken into consideration that the animals are assholes because they spend their lives locked in cages? Maybe they're trying to escape because they don't want to live in captivity.
This isn't that hard to figure out. I'd try to escape too. End Zoos &Circuses!! Set them free! Animals are not for your entertainment!
Michael Yaw Dally
01/22/2017 at 04:40
I think we should all take a moment to appreciate that, out there, right now, there is an asshole wallaby named Wallace Montgomery.
01/22/2017 at 03:02
I feel this one is unfair, because it's not even the pig's fault
01/22/2017 at 01:23.
Why do bad things happen to bad people? Oh...right.
This Is a Video of White Nationalist Nazi Leader Richard Spencer Getting Punched in the Face
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01/22/2017 at 01:30
Please forgive me for laughing hysterically as I replay this video over and over again.
Love and Kisses,
01/22/2017 at 01:25
If you use political violence against others, you justify it when it's used against you.
01/22/2017 at 01:24
Fucking one sided bullshit this is.
Your page is cancer.
01/21/2017 at 23:48.
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01/21/2017 at 23:48
honour's spelt with a U anyway :D
01/21/2017 at 23:49
It's because he meant to say "boner." The H is right above the B so I can see how he would make that mistake.
01/21/2017 at 23:52
I hope everyone in the USA is aware that Trump is a euphemism for fart in the Uk? Good, just saying...
01/21/2017 at 22:13.
Well done, women!
Never back down, never give in.
The Absolute Best Signs from the Women's March
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01/21/2017 at 22:14
today has given me so much hope!!! I am starting to believe that maybe, just maybe things needed to get worse before they will get better.....
01/21/2017 at 22:14
I love you, god.
01/21/2017 at 22:14
The new sandwich maker started yesterday.
01/21/2017 at 20:56.
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01/21/2017 at 20:58
Go wearing these. It will drive Republicans insane.
01/21/2017 at 21:07
So many unoriginal kitchen jokes. So many white guys telling women that this is useless and pointless. So much stupidity they don't realize their comments prove exactly why this is so important.
01/21/2017 at 20:58
We're marching up in the Canadian Arctic, too - in Minus 45 temperatures! Solidarity!
01/21/2017 at 19:41.
BAHAHA. Idiots can never spell.
Trump Deletes One of First Tweets as President After Writing He Is "Honered" to Serve
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01/21/2017 at 19:46
To be fair typos aren't a predictor of intelligence, he is dumb for many reasons but this isn't one of them. That being said he should have a social media guide to proof read his tweets, also he should stop tweeting.
01/21/2017 at 19:44
To be fair, he still hasn't spelled it correctly. It has a "U" in it😜🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
01/21/2017 at 19:45
Whenever I make a typo it's because I have big hands. What's his excuse?
01/21/2017 at 04:29.
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01/21/2017 at 04:30
The path of the Bern is beset on all sides by the inequities of the alt-right, and the tyranny of fascist stupidity. Blessed is he, who, in the name of education and environmentalism, shepherds the people through the valley of cronyism, for he is truly his brothers' keeper, and the finder of lost tax dollars.
Raymond V Baum
01/21/2017 at 04:31
In an alternate universe Bernie Sanders would be our 45th President, and I would have gone from La all the way the D.C. To see this man bring people together like our 44th president. Thought about that yesterday driving to work and started to tear up.
01/21/2017 at 04:33
I wish Bernie would just go up there and fuck him up with a chair.
01/21/2017 at 00:24.
Trump Plagiarized Batman Villain During Inauguration Speech
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01/21/2017 at 00:25
Remember in DC Comics when Lex Luthor was elected POTUS, and people wondered how anyone could vote for a cartoonishly evil businessman for POTUS?
Not so funny now. . .
01/21/2017 at 00:27
You merely adopted the combover. I was born in it. Raised by it.
01/21/2017 at 00:46
I'd love to be Trump's speech writer. Slip in some batman villain quotes. Sneak in some Men Without Hats song lyrics. Some famous commercial jingles, some Michelle Obama quotes... it'd be hilarious and he wouldn't have a clue.
01/20/2017 at 23:12.
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01/20/2017 at 23:13
I have never read a more true comment in my life!!!! You truly are God :)
Neena Harper Livingstone
01/20/2017 at 23:19
I love those people who think Trump is their revenge for Obama. Yeah, they've replaced the black guy they hated with a tax-dodging, narcissistic, megalomaniacal, billionaire, elitist, misogynistic, xenophobic, racist sociopath. Well done.
01/20/2017 at 23:16
Its no secret that the US has a lot of dumb people. But we seem to have grossly underestimated how many, and how stupid they are. When you have an uneducated populace, democracy simply doesn't work.