''Last summer Max lost 10 kilo's. He was stuck on a rooftop for two weeks and we couldn't find him. Luckily we ended up finding him and we are happy that he is still here. Our costumers love him. Some even come in just to say hi to Max or give him some candy. Even though he is spoiled he also works.''
''Really? What does he do?''
''He has a weekly column in a local newspaper.''