Yeah nah man forget going to your mum’s bday, this is gonna be the party of the year. Seriously! Would I lie to you?
Yeah nah man forget going to your mums bday this is gonna
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Nick Harrison
Sanjeet Ajgaonkar
Bro I’m absolutely frothing to be moving in with the crew, but Dodger is reading the paper and Snow Leopard is lost in the bloody shrubbery. Get on my level boys!! No ice cold shots if you don’t help out! #The56Crew #4Lyf #FreeWorkoutForStag
Bro Im absolutely frothing to be moving in with the crew but
Kyle Storm Miller
Michael Sloane
Ollie Saz
Too much sausage at Oktoberfest,
Too many lollies on Halloween.
Wingman’s rig is looking sloppy,
But with Stag’s help, he’ll be a machine.
Too much sausage at Oktoberfest Too many lollies on Halloween Wingmans rig
Raegan Crook
Brent Richard
Jacob Longstaff
Throwback to the crew getting amongst it at Oktoberfest this year. From Germany to Australia, it’s good vibes on all sides!
Throwback to the crew getting amongst it at Oktoberfest this year From
Benjamin Graham
Zac Atkins
Hayden Wilson
“I still can’t believe you gave those hooligans a house, Johnson.”

“But boss, they promised they’d be well behaved!”

“Johnson! They brought their own shot glasses to the signing!"
“I still can’t believe you gave those hooligans a house Johnson”
Benjamin Landgren
Naish Joseph
Jake Termytelen
Pah! You’ll be hearing from my father’s solicitors, you ignorami! I will have the last laugh, or my name isn’t Eustace Sugarpurse Dodgington IV!
Pah Youll be hearing from my fathers solicitors you ignorami I will
Chris Lee
Aleksander Brods
Ian Bensley
New season, same story,
All guts and no glory.
Although he’s always there to cheer,
His team is awful every year.
New season same story All guts and no glory Although hes always
Hayden Belsham
David Holroyd
Jake Ausburn
My queen said she was happy with takeaway and a movie, but I said “No way, bae! My famous homemade foie gras isn’t cheap or easy, but seeing the look on your face is priceless!” <3
My queen said she was happy with takeaway and a movie but
Ethan Chavasse
Naish Joseph
Rafael Robledo
Idk what you guys are even laughing at, you’re not funny. This group chat sucks.

*Snow Leopard has left ‘The Banter Boyz’*
Idk what you guys are even laughing at you’re not funny This group chat sucks
Wayne Goodman
Elliott Tamplin
Benjamin Graham
Bro, you are kidding!? You gotta go a T-formation rush after that snap! He set you up for some serious reverse yardage and you’re going to try a fishhook 180 on the strong side? That’s crazy bro, just crazy…
Bro you are kidding You gotta go a Tformation rush after that
Benjamin Graham
Adrian Gigliotti
Benjamin Landgren
It was a ripper weekend to throw a party,
With tunes, m8s, and snags on the barbie!
But waking up to another Monday morn,
The crew is as ragged as Dodger’s lawn.
It was a ripper weekend to throw a party
Benjamin Graham
Sascha Planert
James Seaniger
Listen, friends; I know we've all partaken in various shenanigans at everyone else's place in the past, but that's because everyone else's place is already vile! My home is my castle! Do you have any idea how much my carpet costs?! No, of course you don't, you plebs... No parties allowed!
Listen friends I know weve all partaken in various shenanigans at everyone
Benjamin Graham
Zac Bruce
James Kayes
Yeah, nobody’s ever happy about me bailing, but who cares? I need my beauty sleep! That’s why I love going out in Sydney – everyone gets sent home nice and early! #ThanksMike
Yeah nobodys ever happy about me bailing but who cares I need
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Capt'n John
Brendan Jackson
A young battler dreaming of glorious runs.
He plays, he scores, he flexes his guns!
He’s strong and assertive; he’s alert at his post.
Nothing can stop him; not even Garry the G.O.A.T.
A young battler dreaming of glorious runs
Neil Joshua Abrea Smith
Peter Moore
Joel Musch
2016 sure has been a rollercoaster, but the crew made it through together!

Wherever you are, whomever you’re with, let’s raise a Jäger to good vibes in 2017!
2016 sure has been a rollercoaster but the crew made it through together
Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Kelly
Michael Emmett
‘Tis the season for mates and family,
Whether gronks, legends, or in-between.
So throw the Jäger in the freezer,
And share an ice-cold shot – who’s keen?
Tis the season for mates and family Whether gronks legends or inbetween
Benjamin Graham
Nathan Snaidero
Nick Trezise
Gotta love the enthusiasm, but Wingman doesn’t deserve that custom Jäger surfboard anymore.

For your chance to win it, tag a mate (18+) who tries and fails, and give us a quick yarn about him. Points for creativity! If we rate your story, we might even draw it up…

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Gotta love the enthusiasm but Wingman doesnt deserve that custom Jäger surfboard
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Josh Arlove
Jonathon Dennis
TVs Adam Morris
Matthew T. Ellery
Nick Perry
Calum McArthur
Dan Patton
Amy Davies
We’ve only been dating officially for a few weeks so I was pretty nervous when I offered my sweetheart a promise ring, but of course she said yes! I <3 her so much!!!! Here’s to us babe :’) <3
Weve only been dating officially for a few weeks so I was
Deniro B Stocks
Tristan Mestroni
Jeremy Edwards