Jerry Seinfeld
03/26/2017 at 16:00. Facebook
Today is Todd Barry’s Birthday. He never runs out of conversation: "Bananas are honest." Enjoy the tunnel.
Wow. Today is French Bread Day and we have French comic Gad Elmaleh. Bonjour! We won’t loaf today. Let’s roll. Vive la France!
It’s St. Patrick’s Day! With Colin Quinn! A real Irish comic with a real Irish name. So drink 'till you’re green, eat corned beef & cabbage, heave on yourself. Enjoy today!
Meet me on tour to support a charity very near to me @GOODPlusFdn! Bid on @IfOnly for the chance + 2 front row tix! [ Link ]

Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian, Actor
Don’t forget today is Daylight Saving Time. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, David Letterman, Sarah Silverman, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Fred Armisen, Trevor Noah, Kevin Hart, Todd Barry, & me. Whether we lose an hour or gain an hour, we got nothing to do the other 23 hours a day.
Hey! It’s National Panic Day today! Don't panic, we got that covered for you. Enjoy scared comedians Ricky Gervais, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, David Letterman, Michael Richards, & me. Even our GPS voice tells us, "Panic! Panic! Don’t get in."
Today is National Dentist’s Day! With Bill Maher, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Steve Martin, & me. What a better way to appreciate a dentist than to eat a donut. This episode’s a hole in one.
Joel Hodgson! In honor of all employees for Employee Appreciation Day! That’s today! From Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee: We appreciate you a latte. You’re a boss!
Today is Tooth Fairy Day! With George Wallace, Don Rickles, Jay Leno, Seth Meyers, Bill Burr, Brian Regan, Todd Barry, & me. Show Me The Money! Whether it’s your first tooth or your first gig. Pay us! Enjoy this episode. What do you have to lose?
It's International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. Robert Klein, Seth Meyers, Michael Richards, Kevin Hart, Fred Armisen, Jon Stewart, & me. No cats, only dogs. Will the Internet be able to take it? Doggy bag of laughs to go!
Others bring you bedding and mattresses. We bring you the real deal. President Barack Obama. 1,000 thread count!
It’s Valentine's Day and Comedians In Cars bring you sugary, sweet romance and hot coffee. Or as we like to say here: Stirrings. Join Howard Stern, Gad Elmaleh, Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, George Wallace, Super Dave, & me. Sweet & hot.
Today! New Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Bob Einstein. Albert Einstein said, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." That’s why we did this show again. We’re insane.

Bob Einstein - It's Not So Funny When It's Your Mother - Episode - Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld
Coming Soon! A new Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Super Dave Bob Einstein. Bob's back! Or as we like to call it, Would you like a refill?
Now!! Brand new Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. With Christoph Waltz. We go around the world! OK. It’s the IHOP menu.

Christoph Waltz - Champagne, Cigars, And Pancake Batter - Episode - Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld
New Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee this Thursday. Christoph Waltz! Our elegant refined episode, guest and eating establishment. The IHOP. Only thing refined here is the sugar.
Here Now!! Yes! Brand new Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Lewis Black. We’re driving in New York City in traffic with an angry person. Shhh. Don't tell anyone this. SO IS EVERYBODY ELSE HERE!!

Lewis Black - At What Point Am I Out From Under? - Episode - Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld
Coming Soon! A new Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Lewis Black. I’M MAD AS HELL!! But I will take this some more. (Too lucrative).
A million likes is a lot of likes whether or not I like our 'like me' culture as much as I'd like to. In all likelihood, we will continue to like likes even though we've never seen the likes or even a likeness of anything like it before.