03/26/2017 at 21:53.
Well isn’t this mortifying.
Donald Trump Literally Handed Angela Merkel a Bill For NATO Spending
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03/26/2017 at 21:58
Vice does a daily rundown of Trump news with a brief, historically informed explanation of why it isn't normal, which is a great idea for a news organization that engages 20-somethings and people who may not remember more than one or two past administrations. Vice's tone has gotten increasingly exasperated. My favorite bit of wording: "Sitting presidents don’t usually employ weird stunts that don’t make sense in order to intimidate leaders of countries the U.S. likes into spending more on defense."
Elizabeth Shannon Lawrence
03/26/2017 at 22:07
Angela should have done Trump's strategy for bill paying- offered him .0001 cent on the dollar and then tell him he should be happy to just get something.
Jamie L. Smith
03/26/2017 at 22:06
Let me get this straight, he won't look at her or shake her hand thereby acting like a world class douche and he has the balls to hand her a bill for flipping NATO. Good god could that be any more horrifying?
03/26/2017 at 21:30.
Jezebel readers share the most mind-bogglingly horrible ways they found out they were being cheated on.
The Worst Way You Found Out They Cheated
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03/26/2017 at 21:56
I had called my fiancés favorite local artist to purchase some artwork as a very special wedding day gift for him. Upon getting home to our apartment, he told me he had feelings for someone else. Real cool.
03/26/2017 at 21:49
My ex wrote a MySpace post about getting a blowjob in a Dollar General parking lot...three days after our one year anniversary. And before you ask we were both adults.
03/26/2017 at 22:09
My ex bf ass dialed me and it went straight to my vm leaving me a 2 minute message of him out on a date at some bar. I let him fully tell me a complete lie when he got home (he was working late and his boss yelled at him for all the times his phone went off with me calling him!!) I then stopped him and put his message on speaker phone. After that I proceeded to flip the fuck out. Lol
03/26/2017 at 20:45.
Huma is taking him back!
Huma Abedin Is Reportedly Giving Her Marriage to Anthony Weiner Yet Another Chance
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03/26/2017 at 20:52
Good gawd! Does this man have a platinum DICK??? Huma you can do SO much better!!
03/26/2017 at 20:50
It's her choice, but damn she deserves so much better.
03/26/2017 at 21:03
I just swallowed some vomit... at this point I wash my hands of feeling badly for Huma. Just as sure as the sun rising again... so too will Carlos Danger.
03/26/2017 at 20:25.
Was everyone in history pre-2000s a little bit thirsty all the time? Seems unlikely.
Let's Stop Obsessively Hydrating Our Children
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Corey Ann White Gerloff
03/26/2017 at 21:49
Yea. The amount of parents that schlep water bottles and hurricane rations of snacks to the park for an hour is too damn high. I brought you here to play, not line up at the picnic table and spend 30 minutes running back and forth to an ungodly array of homemade snacks. Oh you forgot your water in the car? K, you can have it when we get back to the car.
03/26/2017 at 21:26
It's funny because there was a study done on sports drinks and there was no difference between the athletes that just rinsed and spit gatorade to the one's that drank it. The body reads it the same way.
03/26/2017 at 22:44
There are no water fountains in the UK, but a fancy water bottle isn't a thing either. You save a few Buxton water bottles, fill up from the kitchen tap, and sling them in the car.
03/26/2017 at 19:30.
This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate, talking out loud to yourself in funny voices, or loudly cheering yourself on while taking a good shit.
What's Your Strangest Secret Single Behavior?
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03/26/2017 at 19:32
I am a feminist writer from Sweden who fight against oppression of females in the Middle east. And so far I've started my own campaign about honor-killing (where they kill their daughter if she doesnt follow the family rules) this still exists in some cultures.
So I decided to raise more awareness about it with my campaign. How can I get support from you or any activists? I'd like more people to join my campaign, please send me a message if you're interested!
03/26/2017 at 20:45
Ummm- all of the above
03/26/2017 at 19:35
Stephanie I feel like you'd like this
03/26/2017 at 19:28.
The hell is a “United pass traveler” and what sort of Elizabethan torture girdles are they expected to wear?
United Airlines Bars Girls In Leggings From Boarding Flight, Citing Mysteriously Strict Dress Code
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03/26/2017 at 19:31
I fly on my aunt's United employee buddy pass all the time and it's clear there's a dress code you have to follow. You have to dress in a business appropriate style (granted this is definitely more relaxed than it used to be). Sometimes In life there are dress codes, deal with it. This is such a non-story.
03/26/2017 at 19:32
Pass travelers fly as a guest of an employee for free or really cheap. They are provided with specific dress codes ahead of travel and asked to dress appropriately for at least business class, because as a pass guest they are flying as a representative of the airline.
The airline didn't do anything wrong.
03/26/2017 at 19:58
The dress code says no lycra or spandex, but girls' leggings are usually something like 97% cotton with 3% lycra. Perhaps they weren't following the letter of the law, but since they weren't sloppy and they were little girls, they were definitely following the spirit of the law.
03/26/2017 at 17:55.
Trump’s chief of staff Reince Priebus told Fox News that, though he had not spoken to the president about his tweet, he was sure its timing was “coincidental."
Jeanine Pirro Called For Paul Ryan to Step Down Hours After Trump Plugged Her Show
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03/26/2017 at 18:41
Members of the Trump administration don't even pretend to be telling the truth anymore. They're all liars and they don't give a damn what you think.
03/26/2017 at 18:04
I was a science fair judge once, if I ever get on Fox News can I call myself "Judge Travis Klempan"?
03/26/2017 at 18:24
She definitely spoke to trump before hand , and while I agree that Ryan should step down , her reasoning and delivery was downright comical . The entire administration should step down - can't wait to see her reaction when the trump campaign is officially declared an agent of a foreign power .. And they are taken away in handcuffs for treason .
I'll keep my champagne on ice as the jester suggested .
03/26/2017 at 16:30.
First comes love, then comes wedging your splintery old high school desk into someone's breakfast nook.
How Long Should You Date Someone Before Moving In Together?
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03/26/2017 at 21:11
My wife and I had dated for two weeks (knew each other for six weeks) when we started living together. Married about 3 and 1/2 months after that. We're coming up on our 19th wedding anniversary. And yes, I realize those are Han Solo navigating the asteroid field odds.
03/26/2017 at 21:30
"First comes love, then comes wedging your splintery old high school desk into someone's breakfast nook."
I've never heard it called -that- before!
03/26/2017 at 18:26
A year before moving in, but in shaky times, when people are worried about rent and jobs....meh. A couple of months. Just don't get legally married before 3 years together.
03/26/2017 at 15:33.
Congrats to the very talented and hot newlyweds!
Orange Is the New Black's Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli Got Married
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03/26/2017 at 15:37
😭😭😭 beautiful couple. The theme was confetti b/c they bonded over their mutual love of funfetti cake. I want to see the cake!!
03/26/2017 at 15:36
This is the cutest thing ever. 😍😍
03/26/2017 at 15:36
Nicole Lewis Bateman sighhhhhhh 😍😍😍❤❤❤
03/26/2017 at 00:30.
Everyone talks about male masturbation. We talk about teenage boys doing it, adult men doing it. Boys and men talk to each other about doing it.
But when it comes to women, it's near radio silence.
The Most Important Thing Teen Girls Should Do But Don't: Masturbate
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Where there is love there is life
03/26/2017 at 00:30
Dear person reading this,I don't care who you are but I hope your day has been going well, if not, I hope it gets better You are an amazing person who will inspire others to do great things so keep up the hard work.
03/26/2017 at 00:40
That and stop dieting.
03/26/2017 at 00:43
"Our BODIES OURSELVES" has solid info...
03/25/2017 at 23:33.
None of us are getting saved anytime soon.
Saturday Night Social: Hosted by Infuriatingly Chill Spider-Man
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03/25/2017 at 22:53.
“Everyone goes, ‘Ah he’s so romantic. I want ‘You’re Beautiful’ as my wedding song,’” Blunt told the Huffington Post on Friday. “These people are fucked up.”
James Blunt: It's 'Fucked Up' That Fans Still Think 'You're Beautiful' Is Romantic
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03/25/2017 at 22:59
😂😂😂😂 who hears those lyrics and thinks WEDDING SONG? He is high on PCP and he is going to make a skin suit out of you, BETTAH RUN GURL
03/25/2017 at 23:00
It's almost as misunderstood as Every Breath You Take.
03/25/2017 at 23:00
Honestly most people just don't listen to lyrics other than the chorus, especially a sappy sounding mumbly song like that one. "You're beautiful...to me...bla bla bla English accent moping strum strum whine" whatever.
03/25/2017 at 22:30.
For one, I spent $300 on three days of groceries.
Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Eat Like Gwyneth for a Week
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03/25/2017 at 22:38
$300 for three days of groceries? Where I live, kids are on free lunch and have to be sent home with donated canned food so they can have something to eat over the weekend.
03/25/2017 at 22:34
But in all seriousness, what is UP with the the word, "GOOP". There's nothing in that four letter word that is enticing :/ uhk. Thank you for this article.
03/26/2017 at 00:47
I would have liked to see an article with someone that, no offence to the writer, was more adept at cooking because you don't get an accurate idea of how the recipes would have turned out had they not been burned, dropped on the floor etc. Because of this is doesn't feel like an accurate critique.
03/25/2017 at 21:38.
The full survey polled 28,000 students at 13 University of Texas institutions during the 2015 school year.
Fifteen Percent Of Undergrad Women At UT Austin Reported Being Raped, Survey Finds
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03/25/2017 at 21:47
The presidents are now emailing the students talking about campus being safe. I got my email yesterday!
But don't forget, UT allows campus carry so that should fix the problem, right? (Insert sarcastic emoji)
03/25/2017 at 22:19
There's no way that in this political climate that trained activists would ever lie on these surveys. There’s no way they'd lie as a tactic to bring more attention to a problem that they've been indoctrinated into thinking is worse than it really is.
By the way, if having sex predicated on a lie is rape, that makes literally everyone a rapist.
03/25/2017 at 21:39
That's way lower than I expected. But I'm sure still more than the number of undergrad men who report being rapes, which I never read about.
03/25/2017 at 21:17.
Napolitano reportedly spoke excitedly and often about this prospect to his very patient friends, none of whom appear to have believed him at any point.
Fox News Personality Andrew Napolitano Insisted to Skeptical Friends That He Was on Supreme Court Shortlist
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03/25/2017 at 21:50
No no seriously he told me he would he said he really likes me and that I do a great job I'm a tremendous person and to keep saying nice things about him on TV and he will maybe perhaps kinda consider it maybe float the idea a little see what people think look look he even gave me this voucher for a free 18 holes at his club last time I saw him!
03/25/2017 at 21:19
Considering how nuts Trump is I can see how Napolitano made that assumption.
Roy James Stewart
03/25/2017 at 23:37
He's a lying, egomaniacal fool. Did I mention delusional and psychopathic too?
03/25/2017 at 20:30.
A bro is different depending on where in the Bronited States of Bromerica you're currently bro'ing down.
The United States of Bros: A Map and Field Guide
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03/25/2017 at 20:43
I would add to the Chicago bro: originally from the suburbs, currently living a life exactly as if one was still in the suburbs yet able to say they live in the city. (IE hyper white neighborhood, not expanding circle of friends or interests, going to chains, driving everywhere...)Secret shame is: violently gentrificating their surroundings with their shitty demands for "safety" aka racial profiling while not getting involved in the community at all what so ever.
03/25/2017 at 21:55
Is the Colorado bro still aspiring to be Gus Kenworthy now that Gus is openly gay? What with bros being all about heteronormativity and all. (I know this was written three years ago before Kenworthy came out publicly, just found it funny to see)
03/25/2017 at 22:56
There must be Canadian Bros, also regionally clustered. But I'd like to see cross-regional Bro descriptors, too: the academic bro, obviously; the Canadian techie bro; the real estate bro; the civil servant bro; the financial services bro; the politico bro. Not to mention, there must be bros (or the equivalent) of other genders... The possibilities are endless.
03/25/2017 at 19:45.
The Department of Correction reportedly asked local Rotary Club members if they would volunteer to witness any of the eight executions scheduled for April.
Arkansas Can't Find Enough People to Watch Its Ghastly Inmate Executions
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03/25/2017 at 19:53
Why do we even have capital punishment anymore?? Most states don't, and it DOES NOTHING to deter crime and costs more than all other punishment.
03/25/2017 at 19:53
Surely you just post on The Blaze or Breitbart and it will be standing room only, right?
03/25/2017 at 19:59
And to think, people used to show up by the hundreds for a hanging back in the day. That speaks to either more refined sensibilities or that modern executions lack the spectacle of yore.
03/25/2017 at 19:21.
Celebrities ranging from Liam Neeson to Anna Kendrick to Rebel Wilson to Lin-Manuel Miranda were more than happy to offer their services, each vying pitifully to have their vocal cords associated with one of the greatest minds in modern physics.
Anna Kendrick, Lin Manuel-Miranda and Others Vie to Be Stephen Hawking's New Voice
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03/25/2017 at 19:29
I vote for Princess Poppy!
03/25/2017 at 18:32.
Every February, the twin island of Trinidad and Tobago shows the rest of the world what a true party looks like. And every year, thousands of people return, because the ting really is so sweet.
A Happy, Sweaty Journey Through This Year's Carnival in Trinidad
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Rachel Marie Jamerson
03/25/2017 at 18:49
😍Trini to the bone I love home
03/25/2017 at 18:38
...and every year I want to go and ended up not going!
03/25/2017 at 21:15
Candace Nadine Guppy-Sobion CAESAR'S ARMY
03/25/2017 at 17:17.
Conspiracy monger Alex Jones has finally admitted that he might have fucked up, at least on this one thing.
Alex Jones Admits He Blew It With Pizzagate Allegations, Issues Rare Apology
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03/25/2017 at 17:23
His followers will probably think the apology is coerced through some Clinton-DNC-Lizard conspiracy where the Dems are all-powerful except they couldn't win an election they had more votes in
03/25/2017 at 17:41
His face looks beet red issuing that apology. Not only that he even disabled the comments in the video. Its amazing how the threat of a defamation lawsuit can humble even the biggest blowhard!
Eric C Lindstrom
03/25/2017 at 17:23
That story was when the campaign jumped the shark. The fact that Republicans believed it was the moment I realized there was no turning back. They're that stupid. All of them.