03/26/2017 at 21:53. Facebook
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Jezebel readers share the most mind-bogglingly horrible ways they found out they were being cheated on.

The Worst Way You Found Out They Cheated
03/26/2017 at 20:45. Facebook
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Was everyone in history pre-2000s a little bit thirsty all the time? Seems unlikely.

Let's Stop Obsessively Hydrating Our Children
03/26/2017 at 19:30. Facebook
This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate, talking out loud to yourself in funny voices, or loudly cheering yourself on while taking a good shit.

What's Your Strangest Secret Single Behavior?
03/26/2017 at 19:28. Facebook
The hell is a “United pass traveler” and what sort of Elizabethan torture girdles are they expected to wear?

United Airlines Bars Girls In Leggings From Boarding Flight, Citing Mysteriously Strict Dress Code
03/26/2017 at 17:55. Facebook
Trump’s chief of staff Reince Priebus told Fox News that, though he had not spoken to the president about his tweet, he was sure its timing was “coincidental."

Jeanine Pirro Called For Paul Ryan to Step Down Hours After Trump Plugged Her Show
03/26/2017 at 16:30. Facebook
First comes love, then comes wedging your splintery old high school desk into someone's breakfast nook.

How Long Should You Date Someone Before Moving In Together?
03/26/2017 at 15:33. Facebook
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Everyone talks about male masturbation. We talk about teenage boys doing it, adult men doing it. Boys and men talk to each other about doing it.

But when it comes to women, it's near radio silence.

The Most Important Thing Teen Girls Should Do But Don't: Masturbate
03/25/2017 at 23:33. Facebook
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“Everyone goes, ‘Ah he’s so romantic. I want ‘You’re Beautiful’ as my wedding song,’” Blunt told the Huffington Post on Friday. “These people are fucked up.”

James Blunt: It's 'Fucked Up' That Fans Still Think 'You're Beautiful' Is Romantic
03/25/2017 at 22:30. Facebook
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The full survey polled 28,000 students at 13 University of Texas institutions during the 2015 school year.

Fifteen Percent Of Undergrad Women At UT Austin Reported Being Raped, Survey Finds
03/25/2017 at 21:17. Facebook
Napolitano reportedly spoke excitedly and often about this prospect to his very patient friends, none of whom appear to have believed him at any point.

Fox News Personality Andrew Napolitano Insisted to Skeptical Friends That He Was on Supreme Court Shortlist
03/25/2017 at 20:30. Facebook
A bro is different depending on where in the Bronited States of Bromerica you're currently bro'ing down.

The United States of Bros: A Map and Field Guide
03/25/2017 at 19:45. Facebook
The Department of Correction reportedly asked local Rotary Club members if they would volunteer to witness any of the eight executions scheduled for April.

Arkansas Can't Find Enough People to Watch Its Ghastly Inmate Executions
03/25/2017 at 19:21. Facebook
Celebrities ranging from Liam Neeson to Anna Kendrick to Rebel Wilson to Lin-Manuel Miranda were more than happy to offer their services, each vying pitifully to have their vocal cords associated with one of the greatest minds in modern physics.

Anna Kendrick, Lin Manuel-Miranda and Others Vie to Be Stephen Hawking's New Voice
03/25/2017 at 18:32. Facebook
Every February, the twin island of Trinidad and Tobago shows the rest of the world what a true party looks like. And every year, thousands of people return, because the ting really is so sweet.

A Happy, Sweaty Journey Through This Year's Carnival in Trinidad
03/25/2017 at 17:17. Facebook
Conspiracy monger Alex Jones has finally admitted that he might have fucked up, at least on this one thing.

Alex Jones Admits He Blew It With Pizzagate Allegations, Issues Rare Apology