Eating KFC’s new Georgia Gold Chicken might not turn you into a super-successful multimillionaire, but it also just might turn you into a super-successful multimillionaire. Perhaps in a few years we’ll be able to look back from the comfort of our solid-gold space houses and say, “Wow, you know.” That Georgia Gold really did make us super-successful multi-millionaires.” But, for now, there’s... View details ⇨
Here’s a romance hack for your relationship: After you finish your $10 Chicken Share, ask him to put the bucket on his face and pretend he’s Colonel Sanders. Maybe that’ll spice things up for once. #ValentinesDay
Scissors. Rock. Paper. Rock. Rock. Scissors. Paper. Paper. Rock. Rock. Rock. Paper. Paper. Scissors. Scissors.Scissors. Rock. Rock. Paper. Paper. Paper. See the dramatic ending this Sunday, fourth quarter. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… AT A TIME.
One Colonel—a proud Colonel. Head coach of America’s newest professional football team, the Kentucky Buckets. The other Colonel—also proud, and gold. Very gold. As in, 100% gold. So that makes two Colonels, because that’s how math works. But there can be only one…at a time, because that’s how Coloneling works. This Sunday.
This Sunday, in the fourth quarter, two Colonel Sanders will share the screen for the first time in history. But, they wont touch because time machine movies have taught us that if two of the same objects touch the universe will melt and we certainly don’t want that to happen.
Two white suits. Two string-tie things. Two proud Colonels. But there can be only one…at a time. And this is that time. Well, Sunday will be that time. So technically there are still two Colonels now, but on Sunday there can be only one Colonel. Meaning one Colonel won’t still be there, but one Colonel will still be there. Sunday. One Colonel only. But two Colonels now. Still. Not later.... View details ⇨
In some cultures, people waste gold on things like jewelry or “currency” they can exchange for goods and services. Hahaha— can you imagine? Well, guess what? It’s time to stop wasting gold and time to start eating it. New KFC Georgia Gold Honey Mustard BBQ. Available 1/30.