KFC
03/24/2017 at 15:22. Facebook
Does anybody know how to take care of a gold goldfish? I have no clue what I’m doing. All I’ve learned so far is that it doesn’t eat fried chicken.
KFC
03/22/2017. Facebook
In hindsight, a fireplace that burns gold is both horribly expensive and not particularly warm. Live and learn.
KFC
03/17/2017. Facebook
Instead of gold at the end of the rainbow, it’s Georgia Gold. And instead of a creepy leprechaun, it’s a charming Colonel. Everybody wins.
KFC
03/07/2017. Facebook
Now I don’t listen to what these so-called “financial experts” say, because I know gold is only worth anything when you can eat it. But I do listen to what “medical experts” say: that you shouldn’t eat real gold. Which is what makes new KFC Georgia Gold the best of both worlds. It’s gold. You can eat. Doesn’t get any better than that.
KFC
03/01/2017. Facebook
Why make a solid-gold fax machine? Haha, you don’t know? Well, neither do I. It was a tremendous waste of money (that I truly regret).
KFC
02/27/2017. Facebook
Cozy up to your gold fireplace, throw another gold bar on the fire, and watch this commercial. Hold on, I’m being told nobody does that.
KFC
02/24/2017. Facebook
Gold-plate your insides with KFC’s new honey mustard–BBQ Georgia Gold Chicken, because it’s the gold on the inside that really counts.
KFC
02/21/2017. Facebook
Eating KFC’s new Georgia Gold Chicken might not turn you into a super-successful multimillionaire, but it also just might turn you into a super-successful multimillionaire. Perhaps in a few years we’ll be able to look back from the comfort of our solid-gold space houses and say, “Wow, you know, that Georgia Gold really did make us super-successful multi-millionaires.” But, for now, there’s...
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KFC
02/17/2017. Facebook
Eating KFC’s new Georgia Gold Chicken might not turn you into a super-successful multimillionaire, but it also just might turn you into a super-successful multimillionaire. Perhaps in a few years we’ll be able to look back from the comfort of our solid-gold space houses and say, “Wow, you know.” That Georgia Gold really did make us super-successful multi-millionaires.” But, for now, there’s...
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KFC
02/14/2017. Facebook
Hey there, single person. If you don’t have anyone to share your $10 Chicken Share with on Valentine’s Day, well… hope you’re hungry, Romeo! #ValentinesDay
KFC
02/14/2017. Facebook
Here’s a romance hack for your relationship: After you finish your $10 Chicken Share, ask him to put the bucket on his face and pretend he’s Colonel Sanders. Maybe that’ll spice things up for once. #ValentinesDay
KFC
02/13/2017. Facebook
You've never seen a biscuit twerk until you've seen Daym Drops make a biscuit twerk.
KFC
02/10/2017. Facebook
Do you think you have what it takes to sit at my gold desk, in my gold chair, and eat my gold chicken? Eh, you probably do. It’s very easy.
KFC
02/09/2017. Facebook
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02/09/2017. Facebook
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02/05/2017. Facebook
Scissors. Rock. Paper. Rock. Rock. Scissors. Paper. Paper. Rock. Rock. Rock. Paper. Paper. Scissors. Scissors.Scissors. Rock. Rock. Paper. Paper. Paper. See the dramatic ending this Sunday, fourth quarter. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… AT A TIME.
KFC
02/04/2017. Facebook
One Colonel—a proud Colonel. Head coach of America’s newest professional football team, the Kentucky Buckets. The other Colonel—also proud, and gold. Very gold. As in, 100% gold. So that makes two Colonels, because that’s how math works. But there can be only one…at a time, because that’s how Coloneling works. This Sunday.
KFC
02/03/2017. Facebook
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02/03/2017. Facebook
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02/03/2017. Facebook
This Sunday, in the fourth quarter, two Colonel Sanders will share the screen for the first time in history. But, they wont touch because time machine movies have taught us that if two of the same objects touch the universe will melt and we certainly don’t want that to happen.