MAXINE
MAXINE
yesterday at 12:00. Facebook
It wouldn’t be a weekend if I didn’t go clubbing.
It wouldn’t be a weekend if I didn’t go clubbing
Ashley Moll
Marjorie Clinton
Sandra Betancourt Wolcott
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/23/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Ahh, the sea, the sand, the salt around my margarita glass.
Ahh the sea the sand the salt around my margarita glass
Ginny Phaneuf
Vivian Brubaker
Marcia Walker Bushaw
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/22/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
I'm hanging ten. If it weren't for underwire swimwear, I'd be hanging twelve.
I'm hanging ten If it weren't for underwire swimwear I'd be hanging twelve
Vinnie Laremore
Joyce Clarke
Celia Gonzalez
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/21/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Summer’s the perfect time to start training for my 0.1 K.
Summer’s the perfect time to start training for my 01 K
Vivian Brubaker
Melissa Huff
Christina Perkins
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/20/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Did someone say “spike”?
Did someone say spike
Janie Prewet
Vivian Brubaker
Estelle Moore Dorsey
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/19/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Why can’t whoever invented sunscreen invent wrinkle screen?
Why can’t whoever invented sunscreen invent wrinkle screen
Letty Wagemaker
Jerry Dei
Tammy Moss Gibson
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/18/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Dads are superheroes without the cape.
Dads are superheroes without the cape
Debbie Shelton
Janet Lavergne
Joan Kelly
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/17/2017. Facebook
“This Father’s Day, I want to go to a vegan brunch,” said no Dad ever.
“This Father’s Day I want to go to a vegan brunch” said no Dad ever
Vivian Brubaker
Keli Schmidt
Radhica Dauria
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/16/2017. Facebook
Dating never gets easier. How do I tell if guys are attracted by my bikini bod or my fun personality?
Dating never gets easier How do I tell if guys are attracted
Pamela Towart
Yosoy Quien Yosoy
Margie Evans
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/15/2017. Facebook
Sure, Officer—and do you know how fast this burrito is going through me?
Sure Officer—and do you know how fast this burrito is going through me
Vickie Powell
Edee Smith
Vivian Brubaker
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/14/2017. Facebook
Here’s to every star on the Grand Old Flag, and every hero who helps keep her flying free.
Here’s to every star on the Grand Old Flag and every hero who helps keep her flying free
Jill Stoeckel Dickert
Renee Rudin
Viki Allin
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/13/2017. Facebook
Floyd’s superpower is turning a $20 checkup into a $200 vet bill.
Floyd’s superpower is turning a 20 checkup into a 200 vet bill
Sandra Tompkins
Kendra Kubin
Charlene Wilkerson Farnsworth
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/12/2017. Facebook
Stupid judgy diet app. Now I need a new phone.
Stupid judgy diet app Now I need a new phone
Maxine Smith
Janet Jackson Stanhewicz
Kathy Dorris
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/11/2017. Facebook
Side effects of too many pill commercials may include swearing and throwing things at the TV.
Side effects of too many pill commercials may include swearing and throwing
Judy Ann
Patty Anders
Linda Goodrich Buchanan
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/10/2017. Facebook
I don’t exactly like mosquitoes, but I gotta admire their ability to ruin company picnics.
I don’t exactly like mosquitoes but I gotta admire their ability to ruin company picnics
Carolyn Griffin Martin
Robin Bankhead
Stacy Dianne Reck-kent
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/09/2017. Facebook
Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Or just do the second part, like me.
Find a job you love and youll never work a day in
Brenda Morajka
Carlene Dean
Barbara Schultz Kuehl-Rettig
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/08/2017. Facebook
Yes, it’s hot enough for me. Is it cliché enough for you?
Yes it’s hot enough for me Is it cliché enough for you
Vivian Brubaker
Suzanne Mendoza
Marilyn Muelver
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/07/2017. Facebook
I don’t need a fancy watch to know that I’m not one bit fit.
I don’t need a fancy watch to know that I’m not one bit fit
Vivian Brubaker
Dee Dee Tyree Daniels
Sue Solakian
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/06/2017. Facebook
At some point, I figured out that my bed doesn’t have a “right” side.
At some point I figured out that my bed doesn’t have a “right” side
Rita Kinder
Vivian Brubaker
Joyce Willoughby
MAXINE
MAXINE
06/05/2017. Facebook
If I could do any job in the world? I wouldn’t.
If I could do any job in the world I wouldn’t
Janie Prewet
Judith Maile Young O'Pry
Mary Anna Lewis Stever