MAXINE
yesterday at 13:00. Facebook
The doctor told me to cut back on my salt. Not sure if he meant my food or my attitude.
MAXINE
02/19/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Pretty sure I have enough pet hair lying around to qualify as a third pet.
MAXINE
02/18/2017 at 13:07. Facebook
It’s National Drink Wine Day. What else would I do with it?
MAXINE
02/17/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Nowadays I take so many meds my pill caddy has its own pill caddy.
MAXINE
02/16/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
All my leggings are so stretched out they now look exactly like my legs.
MAXINE
02/15/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
I look for love in all the wrong places, but I always know where to find a donut.
MAXINE
02/14/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Box of wine, bag of cheese curds, and Floyd beside me binge watching Kung Fu.
Now that’s Valentine’s Day.
MAXINE
02/13/2017. Facebook
Roses are red. Violets are blue. This is your Valentine. Hope you enjoy it.
MAXINE
02/12/2017. Facebook
Valentine’s Day is for lovers. Of chocolate.
MAXINE
02/11/2017. Facebook
The only friend with benefits I need is good ol’ Jack Daniels.
MAXINE
02/10/2017. Facebook
In honor of Valentine’s Day next week, I’ve got something you can kiss.
MAXINE
02/09/2017. Facebook
It’s almost Valentine’s Day and my heart is full. Oh wait… that’s my bladder.
MAXINE
02/08/2017. Facebook
Fingers crossed we get one more watch-the-neighbors-slip-on-the-snow storm before spring arrives!
MAXINE
02/07/2017. Facebook
I’m all about PDA… Public Displays of Aggravation.
MAXINE
02/06/2017. Facebook
I’ll be wearing pink all week to celebrate me forgetting to separate my laundry.
MAXINE
02/05/2017. Facebook
This game reminds me that I’m never too old to appreciate a good tight end.
MAXINE
02/04/2017. Facebook
Snacks, drinks and things to throw at the TV. Yep, all ready for the big game!
MAXINE
02/03/2017. Facebook
Chili with shredded pepperjack and extra jalapenos. That’s my idea of a super bowl.
MAXINE
02/02/2017. Facebook
Time for the fat, furry rodent to pop out and remind me of the relatives.
MAXINE
02/01/2017. Facebook
If I’m going to pay this much for implants, they should be somewhere other than my mouth.