MAXINE
yesterday at 13:00. Facebook
Twitter is like hockey. I only watch it for the fights.
MAXINE
01/19/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Got my W-2. It was addressed to "Ha! Sucker!"
MAXINE
01/18/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Some call it a "scowl." I call it my resting "me" face.
MAXINE
01/17/2017 at 13:01. Facebook
January is National Blood Donor Month. Roll up a sleeve and tell 'em where to stick it!
MAXINE
01/16/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Let the dream live on...
MAXINE
01/15/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
Let's hear it for my team…#1 in stadium parking prices!
MAXINE
01/14/2017 at 13:00. Facebook
The early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets the tequila!
MAXINE
01/13/2017. Facebook
Remember last year when we asked for advice questions? Well we did! Here's an answer to Carla Armato Koyak's quesrion.
MAXINE
01/13/2017. Facebook
I'm a reverse stripper. When people see me naked they pay me to put my clothes back on.
MAXINE
01/12/2017. Facebook
I'm not hard of hearing. I've just heard enough.
MAXINE
01/11/2017. Facebook
MAXINE
01/11/2017. Facebook
They say your memory is the first thing to... something, something.
MAXINE
01/10/2017. Facebook
I was planning to go to the gym, but I got a better offer from my refrigerator.
MAXINE
01/09/2017. Facebook
Winter is that special season when you actually appreciate a cat sleeping on your throat.
MAXINE
01/08/2017. Facebook
It's so cold out teenagers are wearing their pants all the way up.
MAXINE
01/07/2017. Facebook
It's so cold that my hot flashes are more like room temperature flashes.
MAXINE
01/06/2017. Facebook
How do you like my new puffy coat? I got it to warm up my old puffy butt.
MAXINE
01/05/2017. Facebook
I love snow... when it comes in a paper cone and is covered in syrup.
MAXINE
01/04/2017. Facebook
I can't decide if whining, bitching, and complaining more is one resolution or three?
MAXINE
01/03/2017. Facebook
The gym is always crowded in January. Lucky for me, I already don't go.