MAXINE
yesterday at 12:00. Facebook
March winds make it really hard to tell who…oh never mind, it was me again.
MAXINE
03/22/2017 at 12:10. Facebook
As long as the dust bunnies don’t bother me, I won’t bother them.
MAXINE
03/21/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Haven’t met the new neighbors, but Floyd left a gift in their yard.
MAXINE
03/20/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
If only they’d add “pain in the ass” to my job description, I could be upper management by now.
MAXINE
03/19/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Why is the St. Paddy's parade still marching through my head?
MAXINE
03/18/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
First one who says "Top o' the Mornin'" gets the back o' my hand.
MAXINE
03/17/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Pinch me and you'll be wearing my green beer.
MAXINE
03/16/2017. Facebook
On St Patrick’s Day, if I’m not in line for a beer, I’ll be in line for the bathroom.
MAXINE
03/15/2017. Facebook
“Which men’s underwear model is the hottest?” is the only debate I want to get into online.
MAXINE
03/14/2017. Facebook
Spring cleaning never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
MAXINE
03/13/2017. Facebook
Co-workers. Can't live with them. Can't swipe their stuff from the fridge without them.
MAXINE
03/12/2017. Facebook
I don't like to talk bad about my ex. I LOVE to talk bad about my ex.
MAXINE
03/11/2017. Facebook
At my age, I'm never sure I'll get that "spring forward" hour back.
MAXINE
03/10/2017. Facebook
This week they’ll be serving crab at the big fish fry. That's right, I'm going!
MAXINE
03/09/2017. Facebook
Why can't I claim the IRS as a dependent?
MAXINE
03/08/2017. Facebook
It's National Proofreading Day! Also known as "Blame it on Autocorrect Day.”
MAXINE
03/07/2017. Facebook
Hmm....which expensive plants to order and kill off this spring?
MAXINE
03/06/2017. Facebook
It's National Dental Assistants' Week! So maybe floss instead of just pretending to.
MAXINE
03/05/2017. Facebook
Gave up cussing for Lent. So it's good Lent comes before mosquito season.
MAXINE
03/04/2017. Facebook
Life isn’t fair. But that’s okay. Fairs are terrible.