Mr Cian Twomey
02/20/2017 at 21:43. Facebook
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Mr Cian Twomey
02/19/2017 at 11:20. Facebook
Six years ago I had to say goodbye to you. You went from living in my life to living in my dreams. Forever thinking about you Dad.
I'm fuckin' gorgeous
For 2 whole years, my girlfriend Emily allowed me to imitate her and make her out to be the craziest human ever (she is, trust me)
Since we've been going out for 2 years and we can celebrate the videos of "Cian and Emily" I've finally allowed Emily to vent her anger towards me like the fake Emily does and I've allowed her to roast me, for the first time ever, The Real Emily gets to have a go....
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I would just like say a big happy anniversary to my darling Emily Rochford
2 years ago I plucked up the courage to ask you to be my girlfriend and it's fair to say how relieved I am that you said yes.
Thank you for being everything I've always wanted and wished for. A hot ass girlfriend who's a fucking sweetheart also, the full package! I love you more and more each day and it's worth...
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I managed to do a video with the real Emily! (Yes she's a real person how do you not know that yet?) I do her make up and it actually turned out really well I was super pleased!
Anyway you can watch it here, go show some love
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My girlfriend Emily bought me a t-shirt.
I'll wear it all the time...
(Someone please save me)
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I was cleaning out my mothers kitchen and underneath one of the cabinets I found this. Every Friday my dad used to pack one of these chocolate bars for my lunch for school when I was a kid.
I know it's only a chocolate bar, but it really did make me smile. Literally a sweet way to remember him by!
If I were in the audience #CashMeOuside
I was out in Emily's grandmothers house having a cup of tea and a fucking hot air balloon landed in the back garden.
I'm Emily and this is my masterclass
So this morning myself and Emily came across a rather creepy video. I really have no idea how to explain it but just watch it, it's really weird. Like, so weird.
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When you catch your boyfriend cheating on you
When it's payday
When your girlfriend has a Guardian Angel
So it is very clear that I am super incredibly famous. In my new video I talk about my other super famous friends such as Matt Damon and Kevin Hart. I also talk about the lovely messages I get from my adoring fans
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Ps. Thanks to alter ego Emily for making this amazing photo included here, well done Emily.
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