Some Krakengärd men are born (usually from an egg-pod deep in the Mariana Trench), others are made (usually by a team of Brazilian robotics engineers over 10 weeks), but most come from controlling the SQUID over Twitch as it passes meatballs.
What will happen when 8 people stop being strangers and start being part of a marketing ploy in which they become a functioning mega unit that controls a robotic Kraken on the internet? Honestly, we don’t know. Which is exactly why we spent ten weeks building one in our medium security lab down in Brazil. Join us on May 19th-21st at [ Twitch.tv Link ]
We’ll have Von Miller LIVE tomorrow at 10:35PST/1:35EST! If you have a question for him, ask it below. If you don’t have a question for him, think long and hard about why you’re so scared of getting to know people. Then ask a question.
Eons ago, men didn’t have this recap video of the Old Spice Simu-Date-Her Date Simulator Live Stream to help them through the complicated world of dating. Now, men do have this recap video of the Old Spice Simu-Date-Her Date Simulator Live Stream to help them through the complicated world of dating. Human progress is amazing.