"Chiron: Congratulations, Percy, my boy! The stories of your adventures have now been on the New York Times bestseller list for eight solid years!
Percy: Cool! But, uh ... I only started adventuring when I was twelve and now I'm seventeen. That's five years. How could the stories be bestsellers for eight --?
Chiron: Don't ask questions! Here, have some blue cake!
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