yesterday at 21:11.
Dublin has done it again. Jumped straight to the top of the leader board for best gig of the tour! Cheers.
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yesterday at 21:40
That was by far the best stand up show I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing after that baby in the cot joke. What a legend.
yesterday at 22:32
Staying in Dublin for a weekend and seeing your show as the biggest activity overhere, thumbs up! And thumbs up for Dublin, nice place to be. Greetings from Holland! 🍻🍻🍻
yesterday at 22:19
Fantastic night - so funny :) !! Well worth the flight from the UK, and of course the weekend in Dublin ;) Please keep using your name to back up animal welfare . P.S. Sean McLaughlin was very good too :)
yesterday at 12:37.
Popping to Dublin to have a craic with 9,000 lucky people. #Humanity
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yesterday at 16:07
Maja Marjańska do tej chwili nie wiedziałam czemu tak lubię Rickego! Teraz juz wiem... wyglądasz jak siostra bliźniaczka Rickego po alkoholu. 😂😂 #woczekiwaniu_na_lipiec pamietaj, że mnie kochasz XD!
yesterday at 13:08
Ricky's desperate attempts to make friends continues. Now he's trying to gather 9,000 drunken Irish people and lock them in a room. Shouldn't be too difficult . . . .🍺🍻
yesterday at 16:21
I'll see you there mate, myself, my missus Grace, my pal Gavin, and his missus Grace are all heading there ourselves.
As Gareth says in The Office, "Should be good, hope not." 😂
yesterday at 09:43.
Thank fuck for that.
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yesterday at 09:44
You're too harsh Ricky Gervais. It's still my go to guide on how to beat slaves correctly
yesterday at 09:46
Ricky I like many others find it great how you constantly mock Christianity as its bullshit but why the complete silence on the other magic man in the sky from Islam? Why darent you broach that subject?
yesterday at 09:47
I'd have more respect for any religious text if it was being continually updated by the deity in question.
But none of them have been for a long, long time.
06/23/2017 at 21:33.
This weekend plan a visit to your local rescue shelter, where your new best friend is waiting for you. #adopt Pup Aid
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06/23/2017 at 21:44
My daughter and I adopted this little man a month ago from the humane society. He was called Trembles because he wouldn't stop shaking and they figured he had been abandoned. Their loss is our gain as he's already become part of the family, has the name Sawyer now and enjoys pigs ears, sleeping with Mum and chasing our female cat because she gets more pissy and fights back than our boy cat does
06/23/2017 at 21:38
Not everyone should adopt a dog. It takes a lot to look after. You're tying yourself into 15 years of pet insurance and finding people to look after when you go on holiday. That's coming from a REAL pet owner. Doggies are for life, not just a five minute wonder. And the heartache, my dog is a bichon frise and 12 now and I want him to live forever
06/23/2017 at 22:01
Adopting a dog from a shelter was one of the best decision I've ever made. She is my best friend and constant companion, she loves me unconditionally, and I don't care if her brain is the size of a walnut, she is smart as heck! I suffer from depression and social anxiety, and a thousand other issues, and she is always there to cheer me up. She will make funny faces at me and do hilarious little dances until I stop crying and start cracking up. This dog. I didn't save her. She saved me.
06/22/2017 at 16:40.
I'm doing a 3rd night at the beautiful Dolby Theatre in LA on November 1st.
Tickets on sale now:
[ Dolbytheatre.com Link ]
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06/23/2017 at 04:01
#RickyGervais - Hey, lemming, newsflash--those of us who support OUR President figured out long, long, long ago that Hollywood ignoramuses like you are out-of-touch twits. Move along and get a real life!!
Jan Royal McArthur
06/23/2017 at 14:56
I have no idea who you are but I can assure you that for decades I've watched Hollywood become increasingly hostile to those of us you consider the uneducated, mindless, unwashed masses. Trump has nothing to do with it.
Get over yourself.
06/23/2017 at 15:37
Why do "famous" people think that "famous" people have so much sway with how us "regular" people think?! 😂😜😂 If you say stupid stuff we know you're stupid. Nobody needs to help us figure that out. End of story.
06/22/2017 at 16:21.
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06/22/2017 at 16:23
Just been watching your animated tv show with my 9yr old - the one where Karl is going on about hating your cat! Hahahaha 😂
Jessica L. Howland
06/22/2017 at 16:27
I thought this was a cute photo...till I saw his tail move. Cats are such bums! and everything they do is cute, even just stretching.
06/22/2017 at 16:32
So pleased to see you as besotted with your cat but still keeping the house properly "human"! Let us know if you fancy being patron to our lovely cat charity 😼
06/22/2017 at 15:58.
Vaccinations help save pets’ lives. Join PDSA today to #SpreadTheWord
[ Bit.ly Link ]
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06/22/2017 at 16:09
Vaccinations are a double edged sword and have caused a lot of suffering and death. They are not something to be taken lightly. I've seen the misery a bad reaction can cause on several occasions. Do some research people and don't be sheep allowing doctors and vets to stick you or your animals anytime they want.
06/22/2017 at 16:49
Can we start a go fund me to get all the antivaxxers on one island, and then blockade it. Few years and they'll be dead or mutated or something, either way normal society could advance more quickly without wasting valuable resources on dumbasses
06/22/2017 at 19:25
I'm a. Vet tech and the thing that pisses is off the most is an owner that says "my pet never goes outside so they don't need those vaccines, flea treatment or heartworm pills".... you're an idiot, stop owning pets.
06/21/2017 at 13:51.
"I'm hit. Go on without me."
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06/21/2017 at 17:55
My cat flops down at our feet like she is exhausted and cannot take one more step. She is 1 yr. Old. We found her abandoned and starving with broken leg last summer. Now she is our princess!
06/21/2017 at 13:55
Did you hoist him onto your shoulders while bullets pinged all around you and carry him to the chopper? "I'm not leaving without you!"
yesterday at 06:49
Hmmm... I suggest we slightly adjust the following joke. "It's black and white and it crawls over the floor? It's not a wounded nun anymore, but Ricky Gervais' cat 😂
06/21/2017 at 10:31.
Have a lovely day.
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06/21/2017 at 10:36
To prove blasphemy one must first prove the existence of a deity.
Paula Maria Fay
06/21/2017 at 10:34
I enjoy my right to insult all Gods. I am non-discriminatory in my laughter at all sky-fairies.
But soon I'll be hauled off. Regression back to Dark Ages.
06/21/2017 at 12:13
Ask a Christian this:
If god made Adam and Adam made Eve. There's two people on earth. They had two sons, cane and able. So now we have four people on Earth. Cane and Able went off and found wives! There's four people on earth, where, pray tell, did they find wives from??
Never had a decent answer to this one, ever.
06/20/2017 at 19:23.
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06/20/2017 at 19:27
Do you think Ollie would make a better prime minister than Tessa May?
06/20/2017 at 19:32
Ricky, please do everything you can to raise awareness of the annual Taiji Dolphin slaughter, it is abhorrent as they are such intelligent and social animals!
06/20/2017 at 19:29
Hi Ricky. I just got back from the zoo. I saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures...
It was bread in captivity.
06/20/2017 at 18:09.
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06/20/2017 at 18:10
Well at least it was quick and she didn't feel anything..
06/20/2017 at 18:13
I know you're hurting right now but things will get better
Robert Louis Brunton
06/20/2017 at 18:11
I'm sorry, were you close?
06/19/2017 at 21:54.
Thanks again Southampton. You were amazing! See you again some day.
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06/19/2017 at 22:30
Cleverest and funniest!
How about writing a subtle movie calling out religious leaders for telling their followers they must comply with the anti social rules in their old book according to their interpretation, but ISIS, for example, must not do the same. Hypocrisy on top of irrationality!
Love your work - keep it going till you die.
06/20/2017 at 04:53
Fantastic show Ricky, 👏🏻👏🏻
We were in row D, Shame about the 10 empty seats directly in front of us in rows a and b, as I'm sure there were loads of people who missed out as the show was sold out??
Why were these seats empty??? Great view for us though 😄
06/22/2017 at 21:05
Ricky Gervais... You were incredible! Thank you for such a brilliant show, thank you for doing the smaller venues and thank you for not charging extortionate rates! You are a true comedic heavy weight! A master of your craft. Honoured.
06/19/2017 at 18:58.
New Feature: #BackstageBogShot
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06/19/2017 at 19:20
I've been doing this for a while now, before every show...
This was a pre-show poo in Romania last weekend.
06/19/2017 at 21:22
Close coupled push button duo-flush if I'm not mistaken.... and is that a Kimberly-Clark professional bog paper dispenser??
06/20/2017 at 13:22
No duck face? No lifting the bottom front left corner of your shirt to teasingly reveal #fitspiration abs? No motivational comment, "you can achieve all that you dream if you forget the haters and chase your dreams. #blessed"? You fucking amateur.
06/19/2017 at 16:53.
Played golf, had lunch, had a nap, went to the gym. Now preparing for the big show. This world tour is hard work. #Humanity
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06/19/2017 at 17:12
Thanks for stamping on my 'OFFENDED BUTTON' more than once last night. Loved every fucked up second of it! The Bruce Jenner tirade will live long in the memory. Absolute GENIUS!
06/19/2017 at 17:17
Do you know what Ricky gervaise, fuck off. You can ask anyone i know I love the office ,extras, Derek, but you know, as anyone in Britain this country is going through shit and you put stuff like this!!! You think yourself smart but you are not because the smartest people in this world are empathic and you are not if you were you would make every post about helping the people who are suffering in this world you stupid cunt. And I promise every post you put unless you change I will destroy you
Laura Roseanne Plant
yesterday at 11:52
Practise what you preach Chris. Why can't people go out into the world and spread love and kindness not sit online spreading vile angry stupid posts. Do you know how much work Ricky Gervais has done for animal rights and hating animal cruelty? That's empathy to me...
06/19/2017 at 16:52.
Don't leave your dog in the fucking car. In this weather they can die in minutes!
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Jane McKinnon Porter
06/19/2017 at 17:02
Sorry, any excuse to show off my mate.🙄 He's a rescue and he's called Arthur!
A nifty little tip I use to help keep my doggos cool, is freeze little fruit or veg chunks in water in a cupcake tray. Basically a dog friendly ice lolly. It works a treat! (Also helps to keep them hydrated) 😊
06/19/2017 at 16:55
If I ever saw that I would not call the cops, I would immediately break the window and save the animal. Then I guess the cops would be called and I'd prob be hauled off to jail .. The small price to pay for saving a life.
06/19/2017 at 16:54
And watch their paws on hot pavements! Cover your doggies feet, or go out early morning and late evening/early night instead!
06/18/2017 at 14:20.
On my way to Southampton!
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06/19/2017 at 06:44
Bought tickets in February through viagogo as was the only place I could find them only to receive an email last Friday saying they were very sorry to inform me that my seller was not able to provide my tickets as originally ordered ☹
06/18/2017 at 15:32
Are you catching a ship to come to Australia? That's the only reason I want to hear why you are going to Southhampton, mate.
06/19/2017 at 13:12
Excellent show .👍
We couldn't stop laughing & talking about the 'Good old days ' all the way home .
You really are spot on about so many issues ❤ Love it 😍
06/18/2017 at 13:34.
Beautiful tortured bull defends itself
Spanish matador dies after being gored during bullfight
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06/18/2017 at 13:36
How do we still live in a world where this is legal?... absolutely barbaric, all in the name of sport and entertainment. No sympathy for the matador what so ever.
06/18/2017 at 13:43
I live in Spain. Some people, specially old people will not change their minds. They are legally sicopaths. But, kids and young people are more and more working against bullfights. Only education could finish forever this medieval shit. No more death.
Stacey L Perry
06/18/2017 at 13:36
YES!!!, I loved this post!!!, so a human died, so what, I bet he didn't suffer half as much as any of those poor animals he tortured over and over again did!
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Really proud to hear you speaking about the horrific Yulin dog festival when you were in Edinburgh.The audience went silent beside me in shock, think people need to hear it more ofter👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
You never Bother with animal charity stuff....it's a mission! Thanks! Cheers Ollie! My 8 rescue dogs wouldn't let you breathe for 1 sec. toodeloo!
My cats currently doing the same thing. We have to have all windows and doors closed because he is just settling in from being at Battersea.
The 13 countries where Atheists face death.
Atheists face death in 13 countries, global discrimination: study
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That's actually really worrying :s people are killing other people in real life in the name of the delusion that's been planted in their imagination, it's shocking. Brainwashing on a huge scale
They're lone wolf countries, this has nothing to do with Islam and if you think it does you're a racist
Nothing better than showing how great religion is than by killing people who don't believe in it.
This new bicycle pump is amazing
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Fuck! If you were a cow, (you do look like one), one that's bloated, with too much clover, you'd be stuck with a special needle to release the gas! No wonder we have climate change, holes in ozone layer. Please keep away from Australia. Phewwww!
Leave this, let me tell you some real amazing unbelievable facts
1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died
2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute
3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday
4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman.
Thank goodness this isn't a 360-degree photo or whatever the newest FB-fad is....