My sister's third baby is due soon. Today I was buying her pyjamas to wear after the birth and she was very specific about needing dark colours and at first I thought that was a style choice but then I thought more about it and realised that needing dark-coloured pants after pushing a baby out of your vag is not a style choice. My face has been like this since.
My boyfriend showing zero interest in me on V day. Do you think if I asked nicely he'd follow me around the world taking insufferable photos of me pretending to look like I don't know my photo is being taken in front of famous landmarks?
Hey Rosie, I love you so much!
Oh my gosh Rosie I love you too!
Did you just get your lashes did?
Yes! Thanks for noticing!
You're the best Rosie.
You too Rosie. Happy V Day.
Lol. 'V' as in VAGINA.
Ugh. We're the worst.
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED I NEED TO KNOW. Apparently it just broke in half by accident and they immediately gave her a new one backstage. WHY COULDN'T THE STORIES BE REAL? I so badly wanted this to be a Cady Heron moment.