LIFE. Full trailer. Opens March 24th!!!!
Thank you Harvard University and the #hastypudding gang for roasting me so hard, I've filed for a divorce from myself. And a big shoutout to the cast and crew of Casino Evil for bringing down the house. Whoomp. There it is.
SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE is coming to Broadway next month! One of the best shows I've seen on stage. Jake Gyllenhaal and Annaleigh Ashford make the world feel pretty damn great again.

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Spent the afternoon with a master watch-builder at Piaget. He showed me how they build the world's greatest timepiece. While I can't even build a decent bowl of cereal. #SIHH.
Having the best conversation. #goldenglobes
The Contenders Screening of Deadpool for MoMA The Museum of Modern Art was a damn good time. Thanks for the Q&A. Pretty sure we filled the swear jar within the first two minutes.
Thank you to the @hollywoodchamberofcommerce and @20thcenturyfox. This is one of those "pinch me" moments. But not in the creepy way my Aunt used to do it.
‪Thank you, Golden Globes! As we speak, the entire Deadpool team is engaged in a grotesque, early morning tickle-fight.‬
Had a great time speaking at #24HoursOfReality last night - filmed entirely inside the Incredible Hulk's missing left testicle. For more info, and to learn what you can do to ensure the Paris agreements and many other invaluable steps forward aren't erased, check out #climaterealityproject
What in the...? After 11 years of pushing, this is mind-boggling. Thank you to the BFCA, the entire cast, and everyone from the caterer to the head of the studio who helped make the Big Red Dream a reality.
Thank you to the beautiful, charming, funny and gracious gang #TheSocialCTV for having me on in support of the AMAZING #SickKidsVS

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Happy Birthday to my big brother, Jeff. Seems like just yesterday you were changing my diapers, even though it was well over a week ago.
This was the hardest hitting interview I've ever given. Truth Bombs everywhere.

Deadpool's review of 2016