01/19/2017 at 13:16.
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01/19/2017 at 13:37
Good luck stealing my identity you'll end up in debt and probably have a bunch of cunts who want to drink your blood for breakfast
01/19/2017 at 13:18
Susannah Page 1. This is hilarious. 2. You need a lego replica of asbo!
01/19/2017 at 13:42
Harry Collins this just cracked me up for some reason
01/19/2017 at 02:16.
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01/19/2017 at 03:37
Shikira 😂😂 lord help me if I decide to drink in the next few months. I'll probably end up on a plane back home 😂😂
01/19/2017 at 02:59
Brittany Jarman I feel like this needs to happen once I have little man. 😂 only if I can lay on the steps again and you feed me a sandwich that I'm incapable of chewing
01/19/2017 at 05:39
Raeanne O'Meara i keep having flashbacks to our westwood night when we drank that 2'6... i feel like we would have done this 😂
01/19/2017 at 01:46.
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01/19/2017 at 05:10
Thomas Clark 😅 me when my feet get hot at night. Put them on the floor all like 😆 ahhh that's better......😳 eeya! Then hurry up and bring them back on the bed
01/19/2017 at 03:55
Nah,the only real danger is when your hand goes over the edge where that brown recluse spider has been living. Haha.
01/19/2017 at 01:54
Travis Carr this is why you don't push my legs off the bed!!
01/19/2017 at 01:16.
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01/19/2017 at 01:21
Give them 10 dollars and they'll pick it up with their butthole.
01/19/2017 at 03:12
Martin-Lee McGinnis your mum gets it out for half that!
01/19/2017 at 01:46
denny's waitresses dont tell you their real names either...and they give you coffee for 2
01/19/2017 at 00:46.
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01/19/2017 at 00:49
You've got a friend in me
01/19/2017 at 00:59
Tip toe through the tulips. Although that may summon a demon.
01/19/2017 at 00:53
Meat loaf "I would do anything for love (but I won't do that)"
01/19/2017 at 00:16.
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01/19/2017 at 01:04
I watch Jaws and identify with the shark. Hungry and misunderstood.
01/19/2017 at 02:24
Christian More like we think about how everyone is being completely stupid in the situation lol
01/19/2017 at 02:01
Taylor Harkness Every horror movie I watch ever... That says a lot about me as a person... lol lol
yesterday at 23:46.
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01/19/2017 at 00:06
I think I've tagged you already but it's too good not to again 😂 Sayer Yakemchuk
01/19/2017 at 03:17
Shaun Munroe without the her being bi who from my past would this be about 😂
01/19/2017 at 02:25
Anja Bolton lol you have missed your chance to run :)
yesterday at 23:16.
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yesterday at 23:56
Maddi Mitchell- defiantly the time I came to get you cause I bought Smirnoff ice & we walked to my house and that weirdo with tay was at my house & we snuck our Smirnoff into water bottles & into our purses and put them in the door in the porch and went out and said we were going to get Slushies but we really just needed a pack of smokes , than we ended up meeting klace at the school 😂😂
01/19/2017 at 00:29
You're mine Ted Gorman ... remember when you lived in Barrack Street and we were having a right olde session singing Frank Sinatra songs. The police were obviously called to take the noise down and thought there was a major party with a massive crowd.... it was only the two of us & "Frank" .... lol scitting 😂😂
01/19/2017 at 00:38
Sydney Salinas some of my best memories were being with you. Like every time you fall down in mid or Austin, that time we both got emotional af at the lake, and then water falling Red Bull down your throat when you got drunk af 😂😂😂💖
yesterday at 22:46.
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yesterday at 23:01
do you think they would kick us out of college if we did this 😂😂
yesterday at 22:47
Luke Brian Ellis was this you , kind of sick perverted thing you would do xxxx
yesterday at 22:48
Benjamin George Tumilty why do I think this is something you'd do 🙄😂
yesterday at 22:16.
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yesterday at 22:31
Linn Svaller ja förstår inte problemet med lgh i gbg😉 du kan ju antingen hänga potatisar i garaget eller bli förskolelärare så har du dina miljoner sen 😅 ja tror ja ska sadla om medan ja kan 😎
yesterday at 23:07
Bridget did you see this? I think it was you that has commented about these shows before 😂😂
yesterday at 22:59
Maybe they saved while they were in their 20's.
yesterday at 21:46.
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yesterday at 21:52
Tyrone Stenner that would be me, don't think I'm creepy tho
yesterday at 22:13
Kay Green we're both that friend. Our revenge plans are so bad
yesterday at 21:58
😂 clearly had to be tagging you in this JJulie Irving🙈😂😂❤ xxx
yesterday at 21:16.
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yesterday at 21:25
Well then, I've lost count how many times I've shaved my legs for nothing!! 😂
RIP unicorns 🦄 x
Tess Zuki Häggblom
yesterday at 21:18
Jenny Johansson I just shaved my legs, save a unicorn, have sex with me.
yesterday at 21:34
Liv Macri why are you first to come to mind as someone who might share this
yesterday at 20:46.
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yesterday at 20:56
Stacey we dont just 'think' about it, we have long conversations about it lol tho iv still not tried your white choc cheese 😜
Kerrie M. Garvey
yesterday at 20:59
Melissa Marie😂😂😂if there was ever a comment more accustomed to us, this would be it... Legit 😂😂😂😂
yesterday at 22:27
Liam Kearney me sitting on the tills at work when there are no customers 😂🙈
yesterday at 20:16.
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yesterday at 21:08
Laura Pearson this is my kind of flirting like...ruthys a lucky felly! 😂😂💩 xxxx
yesterday at 21:43
AnnMarie Woods can think of one or two people this was made foooo🤔✊🏻💦💦😂
Antonio Sanchez Menchaca
yesterday at 20:54
Chase Dutcher omfg!! Rofl!! This is the best thing I have ever seen!
yesterday at 19:46.
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yesterday at 22:38
Nicola Roberts Zoë Williams cant cope with all these responsibilities 😂
Michaela Mc Fadden
yesterday at 20:20
Hilary Egan this is literally me on a slide hate them so much 😂😂
yesterday at 19:50
Esther Green u like this bcoz the joke but mostly also the fact he's fallin
yesterday at 19:16.
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yesterday at 19:33
Barry John Chris James Scott Craig Ryan Kevin I'm going to reply to Humpty Dumpty with this pic
yesterday at 22:48
Daniella DiFabio for some reason I immediately thought about you when I saw this
yesterday at 19:22
Beckie Lyth you must be mega intelligent..... could of fooled me!
yesterday at 18:46.
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yesterday at 19:36
Fiona Yule and Alison Clark this was us today.. great day when we found out the the nightly was in gal and the worse day when everything else happened 🙈 x
yesterday at 21:01
I hope you see the funny side of this Trish but this saying thingy reminds me of you and I don't know why 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈 xxx
yesterday at 18:48
Its technology? I'm convinced its to drive us mad 😞 slow or no internet,,,,phone not working tv box playing up,xbox playing up 😞 technology meh 😵
yesterday at 18:16.
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yesterday at 21:46
Elli Healey seems applicable to quite a few people 😄
yesterday at 21:22
Kimbra Collins reminds me of something you would say.
yesterday at 19:01
Këri Margaret haha but don't push it Haha x
yesterday at 17:16.
Holy cow! :O
15 People Tell Their Weirdest First Time Threesome Experience
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yesterday at 16:47.
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yesterday at 17:04
This is EXACTLY what they do. They knock once and literally run back to the truck. My office is in our front room and it is funny to watch every time they deliver something. We get a lot of packages that are not ours and now I've started calling them to come pick it back up instead of delivering it to the correct address for them.
yesterday at 20:37
The grammar in this post is atrocious.
In all seriousness, I'm not going to stand there and wait. I've got 150 or more stops. No time to wait for you to get your pants on.
yesterday at 17:40
It wasn't UPS, but a delivery driver rang my bell, got no answer, read the note on my door to ring my phone, so rang me upstairs and I said I'm coming - and by the time I threw on a jersey and answered the door he's walking away and only the fact someone else was walking down the garden path blocking him in allowed me to catch the useless tool!