today at 00:37.
Remember all their faces. Remember all their voices. Everything is different. The second time around.
via Did You Know
8 Facts About 'Orange Is the New Black' for You to Binge On
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today at 00:48
I can't stand the theme song, I fast forward through to the beginning of the episode.
today at 00:42
Amanda Diaz Abbie Diaz Maria Diaz...
today at 00:25.
This is the definition of sweet, sweet revenge.
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Man Gets Revenge On Craigslist Scammer In the Most Satisfying Way Imaginable
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today at 00:07.
Because people suck.
23 memes for anyone who hates everyone.
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Aimee Woolery Copenhafer
today at 00:31
Jessica Leslie #23
and I really don't hate people. I just feel this way when I'm tired lol soooo kind of all the time right now 😂
today at 00:58
Avis Nimali this made me think of you. It's how I feel most days! 😂
today at 00:11
Amanda hahah true life
yesterday at 23:55.
“What a load of BS this is.”
NASA shoots down GOOP after Gwyneth Paltrow used their name to sell nonsense.
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yesterday at 04:14
The good folks at NASA have called her out on this one already - why is she still selling something that looks like a $2 pack of kids stickers?
Hilda Niemi Hoas
yesterday at 00:15
I think she has rammed too many eggs up her hoo-ha and they are pressing on her brain, God there is a lot of gullible people out there
06/22/2017 at 18:04
How is Goop still a thing?
yesterday at 23:39.
43 memes that are real as hell for anyone who's married.
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06/21/2017 at 15:30
Me: If I wait long enough to do this terrible chore, he'll do it.
Him: If I wait long enough to do this terrible chore, she'll do it.
We're pretty evenly matched.
yesterday at 23:48
More like get bitched at for not changing it if it's too full.
today at 00:56
Dale Bard this will be us until one of us dies, lol :)
yesterday at 23:28.
U.S. Senator Bob Casey laid out all the worst parts of Trumpcare.
A senator is live-tweeting his read of the brand new Trumpcare bill. Get the aspirin.
430 likes - 46 comments
06/22/2017 at 17:20
So much for Trump "making America great again". As if he hasn't already shown what a horrible person and president he is. What a POS! Trump has taken office, then has taken a big shit on us and he's just waiting to flush the toilet. What a terrible man!
06/22/2017 at 18:58
Rhoni Mays Harding, get a grip! Medicare also covers people who work but don't make enough to pay insurance premiums, it helps seniors, etc and they pay a portion of the cost. And no the poor don't get treated for free. They get billed just like you do, so get off you high horse, grow a heart, have some compassion, but for the grace of god there go you.
yesterday at 16:09
Did no one pick up on the part where the "Tanning Tax" is repealed as of 9-30-17? This is literally a tax that tanning salons have to pay quarterly to the IRS.
Who's our least favorite orange person? Where does he turn orange?
How long has he been getting painted orange?
I'm gonna leave this here and let you guys connect the dots and think about why there's a tanning tax in the first place.
yesterday at 23:17.
"I actually made things worse."
Courteney Cox explains why she's put the kibosh on plastic surgery.
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yesterday at 00:52
No shit. Why do these women do this to themselves? Meg Ryan is another example. She was so pretty until she started messing around with her face 😥
Patricia Vernon Emery
yesterday at 16:49
At least she admits it was a huge mistake! ! Too bad, she was so cute, now just plastic and hard looking! Money or not, grow old gracefully. ..These celebrities can't handle the aging process!
Marilyn Werner Duch
yesterday at 00:12
All the "plastic surgeons to the stars" use the same technique. They'll all end up looking like each other!
yesterday at 23:00.
"I love teaching. I love sex. If I can get away with doing both, then I will."
Preschool teacher fired for refusing to quit acting in porn. We need to pay teachers more.
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Lee Michael Harris
yesterday at 23:04
Ah.. christians... where sex is a sin, unless you're a priest with an underage boy.
yesterday at 23:04
While I do agree, we teachers are underpaid..... She could've chosen a better side job. Like Uber. Giving free rides. Ba-dum-chhhhh.
yesterday at 23:37
She's teaching at a religious school? And she thinks her porn side career won't impact her job prospects?
This would be like having job at PETA while also doing a side job as a hunter of wild game.
Neither is necessarily a bad career but probably not good together at the same time.
yesterday at 22:50.
“I wish I could say it takes three hours to make me look hideous…”
Angie from ‘Orange Is the New Black’ is literally unrecognizable off set.
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06/22/2017 at 19:49
Wait...wait...hold on...is this a post, titled "...Literally Unrecognizable..." and it's basically two photos of her completely in character and one photo of her about 90% in character but getting the finishing makeup touches?! Really?
I don't think this is going to work between us. #itsyounotme
06/22/2017 at 19:25
Yea, she looks exactly the same - seeing someone with and without makeup on, doesn't actually change their face, just smooths it out. Makeup isn't glasses, and she isn't Clark Kent.
Angela Carnes Rua
06/22/2017 at 18:02
You posted this same thing yesterday. Also, unrecognizable? She looks the same, just with good teeth and brushed hair. Is your eyesight that bad?
yesterday at 22:40.
We'll have what she's having.
This Instagram model is twice as old as she looks and no one can believe it.
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yesterday at 23:18
With out reading it she looks about 40.
yesterday at 22:52
Twice as old? So she's 15?
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yesterday at 23:08
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yesterday at 22:20.
Come on in -- the water's fine!
Genius company discovers women with big boobs also need bathing suits
505 likes - 56 comments
Françoise Jocelyne Raymond
yesterday at 22:46
There's a UK brand called Gorgeous who sell really good quality bathing suits and bras for big boobs, and reasonably priced. Bravissimo also. This idea isn't new but I like that it's becoming more prominent.
today at 00:57
I'm currently pregnant and in a G cup. I bought two awesome bikini tops on Amazon this year for less than $25 each. I found a couple of different brands that are sold by bra size. They offer great support and nice coverage.
today at 00:07
I was almost insanely excited then I looked at them and they look like the boring bra section of the store :( I don't mind the price but Zzz......
yesterday at 21:59.
Please delete your account, thanks!
45 people who don't deserve to have Facebook accounts.
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yesterday at 08:24
i finally understand how Trump got his ticket to the white house.
yesterday at 22:45
I can't really remember what the pound sign was for...other than when using an automated phone system. Was there another purpose?
Amy Thorn Gautreaux
yesterday at 03:59
*their accounts. Makes me so angry when professional writers use poor grammar. Get Grammarly.
yesterday at 21:40.
If you betray Ellen DeGeneres' trust, she will embarrass you on national TV.
Ellen DeGeneres caught an audience member stealing. It was awkward for everyone.
323 likes - 68 comments
yesterday at 21:49
This is the kind of stuff you learn to do/not do when you are a kid: don't lie, don't cheat, don't steal, wait your turn, share, say please and thank you. Why do these things not apply anymore once you become an adult? Don't be greedy. She'll think twice next time, That's for sure. Sometimes you need to get called out.
yesterday at 21:43
I think this was completely unprofessional and petty they could've approached her after the show........ Who takes pride on publicly nationally shaming someone
yesterday at 23:02
The woman didn't even look embarrased. She seemed to think she was funny. I don't think it was funny and I think Ellen handled it great. It clearly said help yourself to one thing not 5!!! Its people like that the ruin it for everyone! GREEDY , entitled, and acting as the world owes them something. Pretty sure she didn't learn her lesson, wouldn't doubt she'd do it again
yesterday at 21:20.
Mom is PISSED.
Baseball fan almost drops his baby to catch foul ball, may no longer be married.
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Unity Milagro Benefiel
yesterday at 21:28
Maybe it was just the low quality of the video but it didn't look like a almost dropped the baby. He was already holding the baby with one arm when he was seated and when the ball was hit right to him he just jumped up and grabbed it. It definitely scared the baby and mom just by the sheer suddenness of it, but the kid was never in danger. Dad had her.
yesterday at 21:45
Most people don't even get one chance in life at catching a foul ball. One can always have another baby!
yesterday at 21:34
Is everyone forgetting that even in spite of this man not actually dropping his child, that ball a few inches to his right would have nailed his baby in the head?
yesterday at 21:00.
This may be the first time people didn't love Gordon Ramsay's criticisms.
Gordon Ramsay insults school lunch cheesy breadsticks, Twitter rises to their defense.
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Stacy Hilton Truitt
yesterday at 22:03
Well he has enough money and fame to do something that would make a change. Let him put his money where his mouth is and try to help do something about it. Otherwise he should just shut up. There are kids who only get school meals, they have to serve something they will actually eat.
yesterday at 21:27
Ew thats appalling that this is being served to children my god. My mom packed my lunch...probably why i dont have diabetes before 30
yesterday at 22:05
Elementary teacher here. It's basically mozzarella sticks wrapped in pizza dough. Fine cuisine? No. But it's a school lunch that kids will actually eat instead of throw in the garbage!
yesterday at 20:40.
You're never too young to get roasted by grandpa, kiddo!
Grandpa hilariously unimpressed by birth of his grandson, because whatever, it's just a baby.
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yesterday at 20:45
Lol my father was anxiously awaiting them to come home from the hospital. Man does he love his grandkids. He has spent countless hours rocking them to sleep while they were babies and countless hours playing with them now! They lucked out getting the best papa one can ask for 💕💕💕
yesterday at 23:11
They're most likely right about it being a technology thing. I once accidently butt texted gibberish to my great aunt, who lives on the opposite side of the country. She was worried something was wrong, so she texted me asking ..."are you ok"...then left a message telling me to just call next time because typing that took up all her gardening time. 😅
Gina De Lise Rombley
yesterday at 21:20
When I told my dad I was having a girl (14th girl on my dad's side counting all my 1st cousins kids) he said "That's ok."
Fast forward 11 years later, he still refers to her as "the baby" showers her with more Ferrero Rochers than any one human should ever have and she can do no wrong EVER in Papa's eyes.
yesterday at 20:20.
Things got really weird.
Seth Rogen James Corden offered people a pizza or a 'mystery box.' Always choose the box.
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yesterday at 20:00.
21 Brutal Drake & Josh Wedding Memes That'll Make You Laugh But Also Cry
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yesterday at 20:48
Mh, I don't get the drama tbh. He said he hasn't seen him in 3 years. I wouldn't invite my pre-school besties either.
yesterday at 22:33
My two cents; Love how the internet took this and ran with it XD However, they were never really friends. Drake saw an opportunity and took it
yesterday at 20:19
Iman Kardar I have a vague feeling you might appreciate these.
yesterday at 19:50.
It's so satisfying once you find it.
People are squinting their hardest to find the dog in this photo.
49 likes - 20 comments
yesterday at 20:25
I saw it right away, can't understand if people don't. It's so easy
Toni Smith Rymer
yesterday at 21:10
Anyone with a dog would know this a mile away 😂😂 my Yorkie lounges in such a fashion on a daily basis
yesterday at 19:58
Pomeranian behind the pillow. My best friend's dog is the same breed and color so I've been trained.
yesterday at 19:40.
Take a stroll down Hypocrite Lane.
31 Donald Trump tweets that have not aged well.
470 likes - 33 comments
yesterday at 19:46
The best part is, he never learns. Most people come to terms with the fact they made an ass of themselves and take the lesson to heart, making them a better person. Trump? He climbs right back up on the stupid truck, eager to fall off again and again and again...
yesterday at 19:46
he's committed treason forget impeachment, he needs to be tried for treason and duly sentenced
yesterday at 21:26
Yet the fact remains....he is the legal AND lawful president.....the commander in chief, as proven by a democratic election.....like it or not.