Steri Stumpie
01/20/2017 at 08:37. Facebook
Don’t you love it when you get a free Steri Stumpie out of nowhere from a magical portal.
Steri Stumpie
01/20/2017 at 08:30. Facebook
Don’t you hate it when your Steri Stumpie gets sucked up through a portal and ends up in the Facebook post above it.
Steri Stumpie
01/17/2017 at 08:30. Facebook
Did you think we’d have Steri Stumpie drone drops by 2017? So did we :/
This Steri Stumpie sock’s favourite drink is Steri Stumpie. Is that weird? Maybe. Maybe not.
Have YOU got the 4K Steri Stumpie PRO most best ever hyper gaming extreme console?
2016 is finally behind us. Here’s a toast to an even more STERIOUS new year.
The countdown has begun!

But the real question is, can you count backward from 10?
The Festive GIFt that keeps on giving…tiny fist bumps.

So maybe give someone a Steri Stumpie for Christmas, or a fist bump. Or both. Or 4 Steri Stumpies and 3 fist bumps, or 6 Steri Stumpies and 8 fist bumps. Go crazy.
Have you entered into the competition that will literally enable you to float like a super spaceman? Grab a Steri Stumpie today to enter! Ts&Cs apply [ Ow.ly Link ]
Steri Stumpie - The ultimate stocking filler.
Think you’re fly? Want another way to be REALLY fly and WIN a trip to go FLY!?

Post a photo in the comments of yourself with a Steri Stumpie in mid-air and you could stand a chance to WIN daily data prizes. Plus, you’ll also be entered into our grand prize… A Zero Gravity flight experience for two in the USA worth R250 000 ✈

Competition ends 31 December 2016.

Ts&Cs apply [ Ow.ly Link ]
What’s better:

A Steri Stumpie badge, or
a Steri Stumpie badger?

Let us know and you could WIN a Steri Drop.
Have you entered into the competition that will kind of make you feel like you’re in space kind of? Grab a Steri Stumpie today to enter! Ts&Cs apply [ Ow.ly Link ]
We made this nice picture of a reindeer with straws hanging from its horns drinking a Steri Stumpie through its horn straws because it’s the festive season and why not.
PRO-TIP: Keep your Steri Stumpies cool for summer. If they freeze, try turning them off and on again.
This goat is a very successful bodybuilder and he endorses Steri Stumpie as a top post-workout recovery drink.
REAL TALK: If you had tiny baby fingers, how would you open your Steri Stumpies?
If you still haven’t entered to win a Zero Gravity flight experience then you make poor choices and I’m not sure we can be friends.
Ts&Cs apply: [ Ow.ly Link ]
Rather be stumped than trumped?