Steri Stumpie
02/20/2017 at 08:30. Facebook
In the early stages of life, Steri Stumpies bond together to form bigger Steri Stumpies. #ScienceFacts
Tag a friend who drinks Steri Stumpie in a weird way.
Some say the fastest way to an intergalactic, tentacled, one-eyed space monster alien creature’s heart is with a Strawberry Steri Stumpie.

Humans also like them, so maybe get one for a human person that you like for Valentine’s Day.
Ready for the ultimate Steri Valentines Date? Tell us why Strawberry and Chocolate should swipe right for you this Valentine's Day. #SteriValentinesBae
The best way to send your crush a Steri Stumpie is to load it into a Steri Stumpie cannon and blast it in their general direction at the speed of love.
2017 CHALLENGE: Steri Stumpie is a great post-workout recovery drink, but here’s a challenge: Every time you skip gym this year, you have to buy a friend a Steri Stumpie.

Can you handle that?
Please take your Steri Stumpies for a 30-minute walk, before consumption.
Don’t you love it when you get a free Steri Stumpie out of nowhere from a magical portal.
Don’t you hate it when your Steri Stumpie gets sucked up through a portal and ends up in the Facebook post above it.
Did you think we’d have Steri Stumpie drone drops by 2017? So did we :/
This Steri Stumpie sock’s favourite drink is Steri Stumpie. Is that weird? Maybe. Maybe not.
Have YOU got the 4K Steri Stumpie PRO most best ever hyper gaming extreme console?
2016 is finally behind us. Here’s a toast to an even more STERIOUS new year.
The countdown has begun!

But the real question is, can you count backward from 10?
The Festive GIFt that keeps on giving…tiny fist bumps.

So maybe give someone a Steri Stumpie for Christmas, or a fist bump. Or both. Or 4 Steri Stumpies and 3 fist bumps, or 6 Steri Stumpies and 8 fist bumps. Go crazy.
Have you entered into the competition that will literally enable you to float like a super spaceman? Grab a Steri Stumpie today to enter! Ts&Cs apply [ Ow.ly Link ]
Steri Stumpie - The ultimate stocking filler.
Think you’re fly? Want another way to be REALLY fly and WIN a trip to go FLY!?

Post a photo in the comments of yourself with a Steri Stumpie in mid-air and you could stand a chance to WIN daily data prizes. Plus, you’ll also be entered into our grand prize… A Zero Gravity flight experience for two in the USA worth R250 000 ✈

Competition ends 31 December 2016.

Ts&Cs apply [ Ow.ly Link ]
What’s better:

A Steri Stumpie badge, or
a Steri Stumpie badger?

Let us know and you could WIN a Steri Drop.
Have you entered into the competition that will kind of make you feel like you’re in space kind of? Grab a Steri Stumpie today to enter! Ts&Cs apply [ Ow.ly Link ]