The Fat Jew
The Fat Jew
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I reviewed the all-time worst Coachella fashion for the Daily Mail, from "Rich LA basic white girl dressed like a flower child drifter hobo who lives in a freight train" to the "EDM bro with bad calf tattoos peaking on molly at sunrise wearing a Native American headdress", to "Jared Leto wearing anything he owns"
I reviewed the alltime worst Coachella fashion for the Daily Mail from

The Fat Jew ranks the WORST fashion choices from Coachella

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Janaka Alwis
LouLou Sri Fatimah Tamala
Kit Lynch-Robinson
The Fat Jew
The Fat Jew
04/21/2017 at 19:44. Facebook
Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has obviously never drank gravy. Gravy is fucking DELICIOUS.
Whoever said nothing tastes as good as skinny feels has obviously never
Kevin Yanchik
Marie Langarica
Gabriel Angelos
Renee Bergmann Phillips
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There will never be another week of my life that is more fucking lit than this one.
There will never be another week of my life that is more fucking lit than this one
Danielle Christensen
Angela Jones
Tracy Quick
Michal Robinson
Stephanie Ealey
John Mizikar
GATES AND BUFFET I KNOW YOU'RE CLEANING THE WORLD'S WATER OR WHATEVER BUT YOU NEED TO START BALLING, THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF YOU OWN AN OSTRICH IS APPALLING
GATES AND BUFFET I KNOW YOURE CLEANING THE WORLDS WATER OR WHATEVER
Nate Adkins
Greg Gargano
Tori Gazzara
EATING SUPERFOODS DOESN'T UNDO ALL YOUR QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS, YOU CAN'T DRINK ENOUGH MATCHA TO MAKE YOUR BODY OK AFTER HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A GUY NAMED JEFF WITH LEG TATTOOS
EATING SUPERFOODS DOESNT UNDO ALL YOUR QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS YOU CANT DRINK ENOUGH
Josh Carpenter
Anna Wallwork
Morgan Schulman
Literally nothing worse than a white child named Daffodil Yogurt in a store screaming like she's being murdered while her parents are asking her to "talk through her feelings"
Literally nothing worse than a white child named Daffodil Yogurt in a
Shanna Lynn
Marlene Blanshay
Aaron Kohler
Me and Four Loko started IRL and this year Major Behavior played. They're a tribute band honoring the greatest act in the history of electronic music, Major Lazer. Yes, they just make a playlist of Major Lazer songs and press play. The 4-city international tour just ended, and let us tell you, you can change a lot of lives by just pressing play. Special thanks to Diplo, Dillon Francis, RL...
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Kelvin Lee
Malachi Kaplan
HE LITERALLY MAKES CARIBBEAN LOUNGE MUSIC.
HE LITERALLY MAKES CARIBBEAN LOUNGE MUSIC
Angela Schmiechen
Luke Brennan
Aaron April Towers
Your grandmother could change a tire in a blizzard while holding a screaming baby and drinking warm gin simultaneously. You take photos of your caprese salad so people you basically hate being friends with can "like" them and get crippling anxiety if they don't.
Your grandmother could change a tire in a blizzard while holding a
Arielle Kleinman
Michael Hughes
Anthony Mancini
NEW MERCH. BUY NOW.
IT’S CALLED FASHION, EVER HEARD OF IT??

NEW MERCH BUY NOW 
ITS CALLED FASHION EVER HEARD OF IT

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Vinny Scottie
Lindsey Shapiro
Mike Stavila
I will eat an entire log of cookie dough for dinner. Why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU MOM I'M AN ADULT THAT'S WHY
I will eat an entire log of cookie dough for dinner Why
Ashley Louise
Leiana Helms
Linda Kottler
I met God, she's black. #internationalwomensday
I met God she's black internationalwomensday
Anna Fresa
Come party with me in New Jersey on Saturday, let’s make questionable decisions. I want to get a UTI!
Come party with me in New Jersey on Saturday lets make questionable
Doll Lawrence
Kim Schwartz
Anton Bettink
Here's an interview i did for Max Siegelman for The Huffington Post about why billboards are very awesome and how real life is about to get hot again.
Heres an interview i did for Max Siegelman for The Huffington Post

From URL to IRL: The Fat Jew Talks Advertising

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Harmi Sekha
Lisa Neavling
Christopher O'Leary
You all looked great in 2000. Actually, not the guy from Blues Traveller, he looked fucking insane.
You all looked great in 2000 Actually not the guy from Blues
Kelli Alvord
Rhonda Younker
Alice Wheaver
I'm almost positive that you can file a restraining order against someone just for looking like that.
Im almost positive that you can file a restraining order against someone
Khadijah Khayree
Roxsand Lecroy
Jackie Turner-Green