The Fat Jew
03/22/2017 at 14:59. Facebook
Me and Four Loko started IRL and this year Major Behavior played. They're a tribute band honoring the greatest act in the history of electronic music, Major Lazer. Yes, they just make a playlist of Major Lazer songs and press play. The 4-city international tour just ended, and let us tell you, you can change a lot of lives by just pressing play. Special thanks to Diplo, Dillon Francis, RL...
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The Fat Jew
03/19/2017 at 19:33. Facebook
HE LITERALLY MAKES CARIBBEAN LOUNGE MUSIC.
Your grandmother could change a tire in a blizzard while holding a screaming baby and drinking warm gin simultaneously. You take photos of your caprese salad so people you basically hate being friends with can "like" them and get crippling anxiety if they don't.
NEW MERCH. BUY NOW.
IT’S CALLED FASHION, EVER HEARD OF IT??

I will eat an entire log of cookie dough for dinner. Why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU MOM I'M AN ADULT THAT'S WHY
I met God, she's black. #internationalwomensday
Come party with me in New Jersey on Saturday, let’s make questionable decisions. I want to get a UTI!
Here's an interview i did for Max Siegelman for The Huffington Post about why billboards are very awesome and how real life is about to get hot again.

From URL to IRL: The Fat Jew Talks Advertising

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You all looked great in 2000. Actually, not the guy from Blues Traveller, he looked fucking insane.
I'm almost positive that you can file a restraining order against someone just for looking like that.
THE OTHER CRAZIEST THING THAT HAPPENED AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT IS THAT WE DISCOVERED NICOLE KIDMAN HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO CLAP.
THEY SEE ME ROLLING/ THEY HATING/ BECAUSE I'M THE OLDEST LIVING FUCKING MONARCH
I'M GONNA GET THE TWINS MATCHING STAINLESS STEEL PANINI MAKERS
AT 5:30PM TOMORROW NIGHT IN CHICAGO, MY FESTIE CALLED IRL IS GOING TO BE THE STUPIDEST, SO PREPARE TO BARF A RAINBOW OF HAPPINESS.

FREE ENTRY, FREE Four Loko, FREE Diplo, FREE HAZY MEMORIES. BE THERE SUPER EARLY, IT'S GOING TO BE NUTS!

Four Loko Presents Fat Jew IRL Chicago

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A card from a pharmacy won't do anything to quell the deep and undying hatred that your significant other has in her heart for you, but it's a nice thought I guess?
I made love to a lasagna this morning.
I'd rather spend the day in a souped up Mitsubishi Eclipse with a high spoiler with my grandma, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Paul Walker, Toyko drifting across the clouds
It's literally the cost of a fucking salad at Whole Foods if you get one hardboiled egg.
This dog is basically a rich power gay architect who owns a sunsplashed brownstone and says things like "is Susan fucking SERIOUS with that Michael Kors bag?"
Obama is listening to Luther Vandross and getting all up in Michelle's ham wallet on gold silk sheets and parasailing and drinking out of coconuts and taking a few hits off a jay. He's so fucking over it.