"It's time for you to get your groove back, media. Cuz let's face facts, you kinda let yourself go a little bit for these past few years. Put on a few pundits...

This breakup with Donald Trump has given you, the media, an amazing opportunity for self-reflection and improvement. Instead of worrying about whether Trump is un-American, or if he thinks you're the enemy, or if he's being mean to...
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Jon Stewart Returns To The Late Show To Talk Fake News And Freedom Of The Press

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TONIGHT: Jon Stewart emerges with a message for the mainstream media.
".@colbertlateshow has acquired LEAKED footage of the speech I will NOT be giving at @whca this year. Don’t watch tonight!! 11:35pm, only CBS."

-@ToonDonaldTrump via Twiter

TONIGHT: Cartoon Donald Trump Explains Why He Won't Attend White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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TONIGHT: The President is finally ready to reveal his replacement for Obamacare.
TONIGHT: An old friend stops by The Late Show and confirms that Stephen smells like pancakes.
Tonight on The Late Show... from Nashville on CMT, actress Connie Britton, from Before I Fall Movie, actress Zoey Deutch, and a musical performance from Lori McKenna!

PLUS... Jon Stewart!

Watch on CBS or CBS All Access at 11:35/10:35c: [ Bit.ly Link ]
Guess who's popping up on The Late Show tonight?
Hint: It has to do with an ancient Nubian kingdom dating back to the Bronze Age. Obviously.

Cush Jumbo Reveals The No. 1 Question She Gets Asked The Most

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Listen to Stephen and Cush Jumbo and recite an entire sonnet not only from memory, but in perfect harmony.
"Honestly, we all sit back and are like...
(*inhales fake cigarette*)
...'oh, this is a good one. Well done.'"

Allison Williams' Family Has Gotten Used To Watching Her Sex Scenes

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"I love dogs. I think dogs are amazing. I don't like cats. I hate cats... I've never had a dog. But I can tell through my hatred of cats that I love dogs.

That's how lesbians feel about guys. It's the same formula."

Carmen Lynch Performs Stand Up on The Late Show

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All the star of The Good Fight on CBS All Access has to say is "sonnet" and she and Stephen are off to the races with this incredible ode to the Bard of Avon.

Cush Jumbo And Stephen Amaze With Synchronized, Impromptu Shakespeare

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"It's like your average horror movie that deals with racism... it's sort of like Guess 'Who's Coming Dinner' until it really isn't anymore. At all."

-Allison Williams on Get Out

FULL EPISODE (02/24/17): Allison Williams, Cush Jumbo, Carmen Lynch

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Plus, Stephen welcomes Connie Britton, Josh Earnest, Chris Colfer, Condola Rashad, The Flaming Lips and more!

This Week on The Late Show... Lisa Kudrow, Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman!

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"See? Justice isn't blind, she just can't tell Hispanics apart."

Trump Wants To Send All Border Detainees To Mexico, Regardless Of Where They Are From

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"La La Land - this is clearly about two crazy kids who fall in love while heiling Hitler."

Stephen Recaps Best Picture Nominees (Based On Their Poster)

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#NEVERFJORGET the week where bathroom signs fought back, Coffee Joe Morning got real, WaPo got dark, Kelly Ripa brought the sunshine, and Aubrey Plaza brought PUPPIES.
"Moonlight... this is the next movie in the X-Men series.

I believe it is about a mutant with the ability to grow a well-trimmed beard on half of his face when the moon comes out."

Stephen Recaps Best Picture Nominees (Based On Their Poster)

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Stephen travels down to NASA - National Aeronautics and Space Administration headquarters to walk a mile in another person's spaceboots.

Stephen Visits NASA To Begin His Astronaut Training

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