"This notion that he comes down the chimney starts to strain the laws of physics for a 10-year-old. 9-years-olds are gonna buy that. 8-year-olds are gonna buy that. 10-year-olds, if you have them in a decent school, are gonna start to work with a look of betrayal when they look at their parents."
"Nobody saw this coming. Nobody saw the stock market going up 1,000 points. But the same people who didn't see it coming will tell you exactly why it was inevitable. So they can now explain it. Because they don't want to look like fools."
PADMA: "[Green Mango Powder] is this magic juju that will make everything more delicious. It is literally green mango that has been dried in the sun and powdered to a texture that's like talcum powder, but it looks like a beige, sawdust color-
STEPHEN: "Can I snort that or what I do with the green mango powder?"
PADMA: "Well I suppose you can, but I don't recommend it."
"You have a President with no experience in foreign policy with his finger on the button and the other person in the room is a guy named 'Mad Dog' - that's not a Secretary of Defense, that's the sidekick on a Morning Zoo Crew."