03/26/2017 at 22:05.
This woman's drunken swandive down a nightclub staircase is remarkably graceful [VIDEO]
26 likes - 23 comments
03/26/2017 at 22:33
I can't even watch this video on a smartphone, your webpage is like an ad filled hellhole.
03/26/2017 at 22:21
Sammie Allen 😂😂😂 makes my fall down an escalator look tame 😂😂😂 x
03/26/2017 at 22:38
Does anyone else think that the lyric "does your mouth still remember the taste of my love" is almost absurdly blunt for a euphemism?
03/26/2017 at 21:07.
He's an Arsenal fan for goodness sake. It's just an abbreviation. Like, a nickname. Yeah?
When "taking your mother up the Arse" isn't all that it seems
345 likes - 87 comments
Peter J Wild
03/26/2017 at 21:16
Deviant. Needs help. With proper support he might get over this. Being an Arsenal supporter that is...
03/26/2017 at 21:37
There is a radio presenter who I know, who actually got sacked for saying, on air, "Hope you've had a good day. I took my mum up the shitter this afternoon. She loves that pub."
03/26/2017 at 21:12
Well neither of them look happy about it. In fact they look rather awkward
03/26/2017 at 20:35.
This could be our favourite British Summer Time gag of the lot
When you forget to put the clocks forward, Donald Trump style
18 likes - 3 comments
03/26/2017 at 20:38
Everybody knows the time, everybody!
03/26/2017 at 20:05.
Maintaining a healthy, stable marriage can be a real challenge - Michael Spicer has some great tips to help those of you who might be riding the divorce express to separation central.
13 tips to ensure a long and happy marriage
96 likes - 14 comments
03/26/2017 at 20:34
If mine complained about the oven I'd tell him to clean it himself. He never seems to complain about what comes out of it!
03/26/2017 at 20:37
Adam Parsons some useful tips here x
03/26/2017 at 20:13
I misread that as Sean Spicer
03/26/2017 at 19:05.
This customer's Twitter encounter with Wetherspoons is hilarious
365 likes - 11 comments
03/26/2017 at 19:16
Five years for a parody account to reply then another two years for a parody news site in sharing!
03/26/2017 at 19:23
Jade Hughes not real but still funny
03/26/2017 at 19:38
Funny though. Cheered me up!
03/26/2017 at 18:05.
Quite a shaggy-dog story – make sure you read it in full to the very end.
Seriously, this is the best (and the longest) knock-knock joke you've ever read
98 likes - 19 comments
03/26/2017 at 19:42
My dog curls out funnier things than this.
03/26/2017 at 18:23
Seriously, how old is this?
03/26/2017 at 20:01
I stopped reading after the first knock knock
03/26/2017 at 17:35.
[ Twitter.com Link ]
1435 likes - 60 comments
03/26/2017 at 18:15
Ashley Campbell of think Krank Krank could rock this look too 😁
03/26/2017 at 18:39
Alexandra Lanning Kieron Lanning...wouldn't work on marmite but could be hours of fun with chili....
03/26/2017 at 18:04
It is cute 😍
03/26/2017 at 17:05.
When u cannot be silent any longer & must speak ur mind
816 likes - 43 comments
03/26/2017 at 18:00
Mine liked salt & vinegar only, she never once expressed a preference for plain. This person clearly hasn't been communicating with their cat properly 😏
03/26/2017 at 17:23
Surely it depends on the cat. You can't just generalise that way.
Rebecca Le Good
03/26/2017 at 17:26
Nah, they like scampi and lemon nik naks, or at a push, salt and vinegar. Well, mine did...
03/26/2017 at 16:05.
“We were trapped for thirteen hours in our own car” Brian Smith explained to reporters in Alexandra (New Zealand).
Couple "trapped" in hi-tech keyless car forgot to try the door handle...
50 likes - 16 comments
03/26/2017 at 16:14
Julia Stephens shame I didn't know how to lock my doors the other night!
03/26/2017 at 16:08
Potential Darwin Award winners in the making
03/26/2017 at 16:52
Shame they got rescued.
03/26/2017 at 15:05.
This puzzle has everyone on Facebook arguing over the answer - so can YOU work it out?
16 likes - 118 comments
03/26/2017 at 15:29
These things are boring enough when your friends post them on facebook and think we care, seriously - don't need Poke filling our newsfeed with this crud too. Please, thank you.
03/26/2017 at 15:23
Can't you come up with something new for a change? This puzzle had everyone arguing on Facebook at least five years ago.
03/26/2017 at 15:12
It's 14, there are only 1 half-coconut and only 3 bananas. Anyway, it's click-bait and like-farming; don't fall for it.... oh, ooops 😑
03/26/2017 at 14:05.
Nice try Tesco, nice try
115 likes - 8 comments
03/26/2017 at 14:28
Tesco have been fined around £300k previously for doing this, so they'll be having a panic !
03/26/2017 at 14:16
James Whittle John Mcmanus
03/26/2017 at 15:49
Trish Burgess-Puketapu an oldie but a goodie....
03/26/2017 at 13:05.
This Australian university has its own "I.T Support buggy"
67 likes - 4 comments
03/26/2017 at 13:08
Mitchell Schofield is this you?! 😂😉X
03/26/2017 at 13:12
Amy Rogers 'Tonkin' 😂😉
03/26/2017 at 13:13
Jon Vennall Harry Cooke
03/26/2017 at 12:05.
Sydney at its cleanest
260 likes - 10 comments
03/26/2017 at 12:15
Ha ha that's cool how that's done.we got a washing up tray just like that.And we got exactly the same plates and bowls like them. Trippy.THANKYOU CLAIRE.
Jeffrey Huntley Hewitt
03/26/2017 at 12:43
Biggles, "The Rack!"
03/26/2017 at 12:06
Paul Evans Maxine Evans
03/26/2017 at 11:05.
“The wonderful Mr Men come in all shapes and sizes, and of course in all the colours of the rainbow, we’ve removed the colour, so do you know what it should be? Let’s find out…”
Can you remember the colour of Mr Men?
16 likes - 10 comments
03/26/2017 at 11:54
I got these half right. Matt and Frances, how do you do (without cheating!)
Karis Jade Webster
03/26/2017 at 12:17
Bryony take the test. I did terribly, 9/20
03/26/2017 at 11:33
Maisie Ball. I got 14/20 its harder than you'd think!
03/26/2017 at 10:05.
When you carefully plan your Mother's Day campaign but it doesn't turn out quite as you thought it would ...
Pizza Express Mother's Day campaign takes unexpected turn
97 likes - 6 comments
03/26/2017 at 10:43
Mark Haydon cracking bit of online work.....
03/26/2017 at 10:15
Ben Best is this you?
03/26/2017 at 12:58
David Bass Jason Hockman
03/26/2017 at 09:05.
#recap Liam Gallagher - never knowingly lost for words
20 greatest Liam Gallagher quotes and insults
39 likes - 25 comments
03/26/2017 at 10:43
I thought that bitch overdosed and choked on his vomit sometime ago? Or was he the one that got caught with the Rottweiler pumping his arse on Xtube while dressed as Shirley Temple shouting BS about how he could have been better than The Beatles.
03/26/2017 at 11:47
You're confusing him with his brother. Over half of those were said by Noel. Liam's not that funny.
03/26/2017 at 12:59
Pinky & Perky have more artistic integrity than the Gallaghers.
03/26/2017 at 08:05.
#recap James Blunt - the undisputed King of Twitter
James Blunt's new album is out today, so here's 50 times he won at Twitter
115 likes - 2 comments
03/26/2017 at 10:44
This is all well and good until you realise he's not tagged in any of these, which means he's been sitting searching for his own name on Twitter like a desperate arsehole
03/26/2017 at 07:25.
It's all about the mums today, right? Here's 30 reasons why it's so magical being a mother
On Mother's Day, 30 magical moments of being a mum
76 likes - 34 comments
03/26/2017 at 08:30
Are they gonna shoot the dog in the bath?! That's what i got from that picture.
Only a few of these are funny and clearly a mistake - pole dancer, baby in a wok... The rest of them highlight a serious issue to me.
Jackqualine B J Beswick
03/26/2017 at 08:57
Mothers day should not be for all mum's. There is an innocence in children that should be kept that way and treasured. They grow up fast enough. Let our children be children
03/26/2017 at 08:18
These aren't funny, I can only imagine what has happened to some of them!
03/26/2017 at 07:05.
Metal drummer Joey Muha has uploaded a video of himself aggressively drumming to the popular nursery anthem “I’m a Little Teapot.” It rocks.
This death metal version of "I'm a Little Teapot" is the best version of "I'm a Little Teapot."
241 likes - 77 comments
Heather Malc Clift
03/26/2017 at 08:09
Ok Manda, next open mic but I'm keeping my shirt on and you've got to sing the lyrics! 😂😂😂😂
03/26/2017 at 08:18
Maybe it's time to dig out that old footage of you doing Baa Baa Black sheep???
03/26/2017 at 11:28
Wouldn't say death metal, just technical modern metal drumming.
Top work fella!
03/25/2017 at 22:15.
This is Piers Morgan's new column so you don't have to click on the Daily Mail
612 likes - 12 comments
03/26/2017 at 21:16
The embodiment of the term "snowflake"? Snowflakes are beautiful and diverse. We're all around 60% water, so a major part of all of us has been snowflake at some point. He's not a snowflake. He's just an ugly bag of dirty water
James Lee Fretwell
03/25/2017 at 22:22
I knew it was fake when I saw so much depth and rationale.
03/26/2017 at 20:13
Great joke heard today. What's the definition of countryside? Answer: assassination of Piers Morgan!