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yesterday at 21:35. Facebook
The 1930s ‘pedestrian catcher’ - so far ahead of its time we still haven't caught up with it, and probably never will
The 1930s pedestrian catcher so far ahead of its time we still

We had the solution to pedestrian traffic accidents all along, and we ignored it

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Christopher Davies
Maria Moore
Sol Man
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yesterday at 21:05. Facebook
Jackie Murphy
Kellie Robertson
Laura Maitland
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yesterday at 20:05. Facebook
'Who's TJ Miller?' 'I suppose he must be the guy who's wife is making a name for herself...'
'Who's TJ Miller' 'I suppose he must be the guy who's wife is making a name for herself'

'I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself'

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Michael Niesen
Maria Theren
Steve Evans
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The Poke
yesterday at 19:05. Facebook
Ah, the never-ending pleasure of finding faces in ordinary household objects (and other stuff)
Ah the neverending pleasure of finding faces in ordinary household objects and other stuff

'Happy water buffalo at the dentist' - and 9 other favourite 'faces in things'

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Mara Metcalfe
Karen Dawson
Becca Flood
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yesterday at 18:35. Facebook
'I'm not quite sure Ukraine grasped the broader meaning of this meme'
'I'm not quite sure Ukraine grasped the broader meaning of this meme'

Ukraine hit by huge cyberattack, chooses unusual way to reassure people

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S W Dunlevy
Matthew Williams
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yesterday at 18:05. Facebook
Today is the 50th birthday of the cash machine - here's how not to steal one...
Today is the 50th birthday of the cash machine here's how not to steal one

Hapless criminal demonstrates the best way not to steal an ATM

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Sven Baileström
Julian Howard Burley
David Mee
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yesterday at 17:05. Facebook
Waiting for a train home right now? Good luck!
Waiting for a train home right now Good luck

Meanwhile at London Bridge station

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Andy Baker
Gillian Colthart
Darrell Clark
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yesterday at 16:05. Facebook
'Northern Ireland has been deprived the entire time you have been in government, so why is it suddenly now when Theresa May needs to cling onto power, why after seven years are you so interested in injecting £1bn of public money?'
Northern Ireland has been deprived the entire time you have been in

This is what happens when you put a young person on a TV politics show. They should do it more often

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Gerry Gee
Michael von Siegel
John Donald
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yesterday at 15:05. Facebook
A shopkeeper in North Tyneside who was threatened with legal action after calling his store ‘Singhsburys’ has renamed it ‘Morrisinghs’.
A shopkeeper in North Tyneside who was threatened with legal action after

'Singhsburys' shopkeeper changes name to ‘Morrisinghs’ after legal threat

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Scott Bowie
Elke Wojtenek
Sunil  Andrews
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yesterday at 14:35. Facebook
Extraordinary - and terrifying - moment this man is hit by a bus as he crosses the road in Reading
Extraordinary and terrifying moment this man is hit by a bus as

Man gets hit by a bus, walks away as if nothing had happened - to the pub

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Mike Picton
Jonathan McGregor
Alex Bush
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yesterday at 14:05. Facebook
'Tuition fees £0, school meals £0, DUP bribe £1,500,000,000, libraries £0'
'Tuition fees £0 school meals £0 DUP bribe £1500000000 libraries £0'

'Ever wondered what NI contributions meant on your payslip? So now you know'

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Joanne McDonald
Ken Foan
Paul Tennant
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yesterday at 13:05. Facebook
'Ah hang on, even they're surely not stupid enough to do that...*clicks*...oh...it seems I may have overestimated them a bit '
Ah hang on even theyre surely not stupid enough to do thatclicksohit

Britain First reposts Jeremy Corbyn satire not realising it's a joke

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Trevor Edwards
Louise Davies
David Eifion Williams
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yesterday at 12:05. Facebook
Robert Carlson and friends built a roller coaster out of LEGO on a beach, then stuck a GoPro on it to make this chilled out first-person video.
Robert Carlson and friends built a roller coaster out of LEGO on

A first person ride on an impressive LEGO beach roller coaster

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Dan Pealing
Jonny Robson
Deb Sell
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yesterday at 11:05. Facebook
This man clearly love naps - and he also loves swimming pools and not drowning. So this was his solution.
This man clearly love naps and he also loves swimming pools and

A dad comes up with a solution to take naps in a swimming pool

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Maria Theren
Sarah Wyatt
Matt Etherington
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The Poke
yesterday at 10:05. Facebook
The internet has forever corrupted our minds - take this Japanese cartoon of a cute rabbit washing its hands in a sink. Or is it doing something far more explicit?
The internet has forever corrupted our minds take this Japanese cartoon of

Perfectly innocent cartoon rabbit "washing its hands", or something NSFW?

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Keith Geraghty
Si Butterworth
Helen Morris
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yesterday at 09:05. Facebook
Warren Salguod
Gavin Kisley
Scott Hillier
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yesterday at 08:05. Facebook
Yes there's an actual Boris Johnson magazine. And it's price is dropping like a stone. A story in three tweets.
Yes theres an actual Boris Johnson magazine And its price is dropping

The dropping price of "Boris Johnson: The Magazine" is something to behold

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Pak Wai Hung
Joel Coupland
John McCormick
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yesterday at 07:05. Facebook
Do you want to see a man throw an apple at his mother for "2 likes"?
Do you want to see a man throw an apple at his mother for "2 likes"

This man said "2 likes and I'll throw an apple at my mum" and he didn't disappoint

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Chris Swinton
Bahram Mohammadtaghi
Andi Morgan
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yesterday at 06:02. Facebook
Happy 20 years of Harry Potter - btw: did you know if you post "Harry Potter" on your own page you get a magic wand animation?
Happy 20 years of Harry Potter btw did you know if you

Caption of the day

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Lorraine Blicq
Emily Gillas
Lindsey Davey
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06/26/2017 at 21:05. Facebook
Chris Freestone
Estella Nicholson-McArthur
Simon Young