yesterday at 21:35.
The 1930s ‘pedestrian catcher’ - so far ahead of its time we still haven't caught up with it, and probably never will
We had the solution to pedestrian traffic accidents all along, and we ignored it
34 likes - 5 comments
yesterday at 23:35
Add spikes then the fuckers might look before crossing. Its the pedestrians that need fixing.
yesterday at 21:47
Currently being fitted to all Reading buses....
yesterday at 21:44
Why is your web page so awfully constructed?
yesterday at 21:05.
The hidden meaning of the Jägermeister logo
263 likes - 94 comments
yesterday at 21:14
Something to bear in mind at the next Xmas night out Rachael Cheryl Molly 😂
yesterday at 21:46
Bethany basically what I say when I hear "family jäger"
yesterday at 22:46
Julie, Lucy, Carly, Gemma... ha ha, sounds about right ladies?!
yesterday at 20:05.
'Who's TJ Miller?' 'I suppose he must be the guy who's wife is making a name for herself...'
'I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself'
129 likes - 10 comments
yesterday at 21:29
He's an actor. He plays one of the main characters in Silicon Valley. You should really watch Silicon Valley.
yesterday at 20:58
I'm betting those two are going to have a whole lotta red headed kids!
yesterday at 20:49
Eh? Do I not get it because I know who TJ Miller is?
yesterday at 19:05.
Ah, the never-ending pleasure of finding faces in ordinary household objects (and other stuff)
'Happy water buffalo at the dentist' - and 9 other favourite 'faces in things'
441 likes - 58 comments
today at 03:03
SORT OUT YOUR PAGE, POKE. All the ads and now the multiple pages are a pain in the ass.
today at 00:07
Ha ha ha love the bath one
yesterday at 19:51
Jackie House. Look at the faces!
yesterday at 18:35.
'I'm not quite sure Ukraine grasped the broader meaning of this meme'
Ukraine hit by huge cyberattack, chooses unusual way to reassure people
24 likes - 2 comments
S W Dunlevy
yesterday at 18:45
I certainly hope that someone 'bottles' this vector - I mean, we have the Doublepulsar & Eternalblue vectors from the NSA. Grabbing a Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) vector would enlarge the toolkit.
Right now, 1000s of people have 2 vectors and it will be modified & commercialized with other military vectors. Put simply; reverse-engineering a vector will provide a lot of cash for a few people.
yesterday at 20:14
Lewis Jones Lewis Jones Lewis Jones
yesterday at 18:05.
Today is the 50th birthday of the cash machine - here's how not to steal one...
Hapless criminal demonstrates the best way not to steal an ATM
38 likes - 6 comments
yesterday at 21:28
Excellent use of the clarinet.
Julian Howard Burley
yesterday at 23:50
Brain surgeon at work!
yesterday at 19:23
Didn't Reg Varney On the Buses use the first one in Enfield?
yesterday at 17:05.
Waiting for a train home right now? Good luck!
Meanwhile at London Bridge station
132 likes - 17 comments
yesterday at 18:05
Being a Reigate resident I would say that the "Best walk" advice should be adhered to at all times...trains to and from London are rare as hens' teeth!
yesterday at 19:20
Shelley is this what the Glasgow-Edinburgh line is like...? 😜
yesterday at 17:47
Like getting away from the gig last week Gill Kerby Tracy Bunn!
yesterday at 16:05.
'Northern Ireland has been deprived the entire time you have been in government, so why is it suddenly now when Theresa May needs to cling onto power, why after seven years are you so interested in injecting £1bn of public money?'
This is what happens when you put a young person on a TV politics show. They should do it more often
1568 likes - 83 comments
yesterday at 16:25
People really need to stop this bs about this generation and that one. This man just spoke for all of us.
Michael von Siegel
yesterday at 16:32
On the other hand, if the so-called UK would simply hand over Northern Ireland back to the Republic, where it belongs, they wouldn't have to worry about billions of £££ going to waste. 😃😄
yesterday at 16:25
It is just another bail-out. Like RBS, Lloyds, etc. When their rich friends need help it is always the taxpayer who writes the cheque. That time, it saved the banks and therefore the financial system. This time, it saved one useless old bitch her job.
yesterday at 15:05.
A shopkeeper in North Tyneside who was threatened with legal action after calling his store ‘Singhsburys’ has renamed it ‘Morrisinghs’.
'Singhsburys' shopkeeper changes name to ‘Morrisinghs’ after legal threat
2173 likes - 130 comments
yesterday at 15:16
the court's need to stop making a singh and dance about all this.
yesterday at 16:04
There's a shop in stoke Newington that's called Sellfridges. It sells fridges. 😂
yesterday at 15:12
meanwhile Sainsburys rips off Red Bull as Blue Bolt, and Lidl rips off Oreo as Neo.
yesterday at 14:35.
Extraordinary - and terrifying - moment this man is hit by a bus as he crosses the road in Reading
Man gets hit by a bus, walks away as if nothing had happened - to the pub
51 likes - 38 comments
yesterday at 14:49
I assume the clean underpants he has been told to wear all his life specifically for such an occasion were not quite so clean after...
yesterday at 15:23
Pretty much sums up the British mentality in one clip! Love it!,
yesterday at 14:45
Oliver Mosley I've definitely felt like I've been hit by a bus before stumbling into the Purple Turtle before...
yesterday at 14:05.
'Tuition fees £0, school meals £0, DUP bribe £1,500,000,000, libraries £0'
'Ever wondered what NI contributions meant on your payslip? So now you know'
669 likes - 34 comments
yesterday at 15:50
Theresa May gives Arlene Foster £1.5 billion, the same woman who promoted a dodgy heating scheme set to cost the Northern Irish taxpayer 500 million. I wouldn't trust her with a quid to go to the shops.
yesterday at 14:06
We like the Poke for Humour, sometimes political satire, but not outright politics, back to the fun stuff Poke.
yesterday at 14:55
And yet people still vote for the thieving, lying scumbags
yesterday at 13:05.
'Ah hang on, even they're surely not stupid enough to do that...*clicks*...oh...it seems I may have overestimated them a bit '
Britain First reposts Jeremy Corbyn satire not realising it's a joke
646 likes - 61 comments
yesterday at 13:09
Actually it was on the front page of the Sunday Express. No one accused the Queen of slipping Armed Forces Day in favour of the racing however.
yesterday at 13:37
I didn't even know it was armed forces day. And I'm not sure what it is. If I had wanted to mark it/ commemorate it/ celebrate it, what would I have needed to do? It obviously needs to be marketed better. I mean I've never not noticed Christmas.
David Eifion Williams
yesterday at 15:41
I think he was very wise, our dear Theresa went to Armed Forces Day and got "bood" why should he have shared in that. He can attend other Armed Forces Days. He received a fantastic reception at Glastonbury, so think he chose correctly.
yesterday at 12:05.
Robert Carlson and friends built a roller coaster out of LEGO on a beach, then stuck a GoPro on it to make this chilled out first-person video.
A first person ride on an impressive LEGO beach roller coaster
353 likes - 37 comments
yesterday at 18:12
That bit right at the end when the race is going on, *thump* goes the other kart and just disappears back down the hill :')
yesterday at 12:59
Maybe grab a few beers next time you're at the beach. Good effort tho
yesterday at 13:56
Matthew Sell, now that's what I call a productive day at the beach!!! x 😊🚂
yesterday at 11:05.
This man clearly love naps - and he also loves swimming pools and not drowning. So this was his solution.
A dad comes up with a solution to take naps in a swimming pool
132 likes - 15 comments
yesterday at 17:31
I guess if he's ok with 2nd degree sunburn, then Good Idea!
yesterday at 12:28
sunburned back and wrinkly face with an oval stamped on it...
yesterday at 18:21
Is anyone else screaming, "Put on sunscreen, idiot.....NOW!!!!"
yesterday at 10:05.
The internet has forever corrupted our minds - take this Japanese cartoon of a cute rabbit washing its hands in a sink. Or is it doing something far more explicit?
Perfectly innocent cartoon rabbit "washing its hands", or something NSFW?
33 likes - 10 comments
yesterday at 10:06
The soap & towel make it just look like a rabbit washing it's hand - you're all a bunch of filthy animals. ;-)
yesterday at 10:28
Don't bother clicking, it's a rabbit washing it's hands (paws?) in the sink.
yesterday at 10:17
Aww bless him he's having a cry wank
yesterday at 09:05.
So Brad Pitt attempting Jamaican is thing...
Brad Pitt doing a Jamaican patois accent will make you cringe with embarrassment
6 likes - 28 comments
yesterday at 12:34
Incase it was`nt dubbed, i think he did`nt do that bad - What makes you cringe is the irony of a white dick face speaking the accent in the first place and the corny, sentimental scene of an older movie with terrible hair styles.
yesterday at 11:08
WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!! By the way that's from Dumb and Dumber, 1994, so you may be able to watch that soon on your VHS!!!! Seriously The Poke, are you fucking for real?????
yesterday at 09:13
Have you seen Snatch? He does an Irish accent in that. Does it sound anything like that? No. Move on with your old ass news.
yesterday at 08:05.
Yes there's an actual Boris Johnson magazine. And it's price is dropping like a stone. A story in three tweets.
The dropping price of "Boris Johnson: The Magazine" is something to behold
20 likes - 7 comments
Pak Wai Hung
yesterday at 08:10
I love my monthly edition 'Boris' but I have to buy a copy of The Guardian to slip it into to, just in case someone see me.
yesterday at 16:48
Cripes! What a disgrace! (Boris Johnson, that is, not the price drop).
yesterday at 19:51
Seems even the tories won't buy it
yesterday at 07:05.
Do you want to see a man throw an apple at his mother for "2 likes"?
This man said "2 likes and I'll throw an apple at my mum" and he didn't disappoint
105 likes - 87 comments
yesterday at 07:51
I hope she responds by throwing a McDonalds Apple Pie at his head.
That'll give him something to think about while nursing third degree burns
yesterday at 07:45
No i don't want to see a man throw an apple at his mother for 2 billion likes.what is your way of life becoming?&how low is humanity becoming!?
yesterday at 07:58
That's a picture of the Wigan manager Paul Cook. I couldn't be arsed to trawl through his profile to find an actual pic of the silly twat. I hope she writes him out of her will.
yesterday at 06:02.
Happy 20 years of Harry Potter - btw: did you know if you post "Harry Potter" on your own page you get a magic wand animation?
Caption of the day
225 likes - 22 comments
yesterday at 17:46
Dave Dad it will work if you put it on your page apparently... Harry Potter
yesterday at 19:27
Try Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw and Slytherin
yesterday at 08:20
Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw too!
06/26/2017 at 21:05.
Vegan p***. Whatever next?
You didn't know you wanted to watch a vegan porn film but it turns out you do (NSFW)
16 likes - 26 comments
06/26/2017 at 21:25
David, Janthea - my two favourite Vegans. You might find this funny.
06/26/2017 at 22:50
Helen Plant eating her veggies 😂😂😂 xxxxx
06/26/2017 at 21:14
No way clicking