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Critics say Malcolm Turnbull may be taking the threat from the right wing of his party too seriously
Critics say Malcolm Turnbull may be taking the threat from the right
Iain McKay
Jay Annabel
Phil Mayne
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04/23/2017 at 23:05. Facebook
Now, just three years later, Joyce is the proud owner of a business that has garnered over $600 in gross profit and 343 devoted Instagram fans.
Now just three years later Joyce is the proud owner of a

“She Quit Her Job, Now This #GirlBoss Makes $23 a Fortnight” – The Shovel

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Glenn Styles
Scott Allan
Simon Che Rodriguez
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04/21/2017 at 23:40. Facebook
Security has been stepped up across Sydney after police were alerted to a religious extremist who had somehow found his way into the country.
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Religious Extremist Enters Country – The Shovel

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Mia Collins
Fethon Naoum
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04/20/2017 at 22:33. Facebook
Barnaby Joyce has given an impassioned defence of the Government’s proposed new English Language tests for migrants, an early translation suggests
Barnaby Joyce has given an impassioned defence of the Governments proposed new

Deputy PM’s Speech On New Language Test For Migrants Still Awaiting Translation – The Shovel

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Marie Robertson
Michael Lake
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04/20/2017 at 00:30. Facebook
"It is entirely reasonable to expect people who want to come here to demonstrate that they are willing to adhere to our values"
It is entirely reasonable to expect people who want to come here

New Visa Test To Require Immigrants To Shotgun a VB While Wearing A Bin Tang Singlet – The Shovel

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Andrew Evans
Jem Cullen
Greg Barnacle
“It is quite adorable really. Seeing him run around, playing with his terror alert meter"
“It is quite adorable really Seeing him run around playing with his terror alert meter"

Liberal Party To Let Tony Abbott Keep Being Prime Minister In His Head – The Shovel

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Grahame Nixon
Gordon Alexander
Gary Gillam
Kim Jong-Un has unveiled a frightening 'ultra short-range missile' that will kill any American standing on the launch pad.
Kim JongUn has unveiled a frightening ultra shortrange missile that will kill

North Korea Launches Terrifying New ‘Ultra Short Range Missile’ – The Shovel

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Paul Bennett
Jonathon Nunan
Peter Farrar
Tristan Taylor
Ian Moore
Deb Ross
Anniversary Of Jesus’ Death Once Again Coincides With Annual Chocolate Festival
Anniversary Of Jesus’ Death Once Again Coincides With Annual Chocolate Festival

Anniversary Of Jesus’ Death Once Again Coincides With Annual Chocolate Festival – The Shovel

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Felix Stenson
Peter O'Connor
Michael Dick
Stuffing Our Fat Faces With Chocolate Is What Jesus Would Have Wanted, Nation Agrees
Stuffing Our Fat Faces With Chocolate Is What Jesus Would Have Wanted Nation Agrees

Stuffing Our Fat Faces With Chocolate Is What Jesus Would Have Wanted, Nation Agrees – The Shovel

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Wanda Keightley
Iain McKay
Susie Hillenbrand
The Chaser's Guide To Bad Parenting is now on sale!

Includes The Shovel's tips for raising a gifted child + Chris Taylor's toddler-years wine matching guide.

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The Chaser's Guide To Bad Parenting is now on sale

The Chaser's Guide To Bad Parenting

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Niamh Kearns
Sandra Webster
Sean Spicer Apologises For Losing Focus. Promises To Go To Concentration Camp
Sean Spicer Apologises For Losing Focus Promises To Go To Concentration Camp

Sean Spicer Apologises For Losing Focus. Promises To Go To Concentration Camp – The Shovel

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Lucy Tibbits
Hank Kissinger
Janet Preston
Leandra O'Jim
David Chenery
Jen Mazza Maverick
"We think a lot of customers will appreciate the convenience of being physically removed from their flight at the end of a busy day”
We think a lot of customers will appreciate the convenience of being

United Launches New Drag-On/Drag-Off Seating – The Shovel

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Greg Barnacle
Scotty Allen
Carolyn Layton
“I’m predicting house prices to rise and fall by as much as 30% within the next twelve months, maybe more. Maybe less”.
Im predicting house prices to rise and fall by as much as

House Prices Set To Skyrocket, Plummet, Flatline, Expert Warns – The Shovel

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Iain McKay
Kim Randell
Mike Davies
“I have the special mix of ambition, drive and incompetence required"
“I have the special mix of ambition drive and incompetence required"

Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM” – The Shovel

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Gary Bruce
Scott McKenzie
Jeffrey Diamond
“My life is literally so devoid of meaning or purpose that I’m left with no choice but to fixate myself on the image of two consenting adults copulating"
My life is literally so devoid of meaning or purpose that Im

Sad, Lonely Eric Abetz To Spend Another Day Thinking About Other People Having Sex – The Shovel

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Andy Brockbank
Stuart Charlton
Bart Hayes
George Calombaris admits he paid his staff peanuts, but says they were the most delicious, most beautifully plated peanuts in the industry.
George Calombaris admits he paid his staff peanuts but says they were

George Calombaris Admits He Paid Staff Peanuts: “Lightly Salted Peanuts With A Blueberry And Caramel Sauce” – The Shovel

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Ian Clarke
Niall Urquhart
Geoffrey Mclean
“It’s taken them until the first day of April to do it, but the media is finally reporting real news"
Its taken them until the first day of April to do it

Trump Opens Morning Papers To Discover Media Finally Reporting Real News – The Shovel

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Gillian Elliott
Shane Broomhall
Oz Turtil
The company was in damage control, after it accidentally went through with this year's prank of paying a full tax rate.
The company was in damage control after it accidentally went through with

Google Accidently Pays Tax In April Fool’s Day Gag Gone Wrong – The Shovel

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Caleb Bastow
Fish Head
Cameron Michael