Giles's ideas include:
● Forced conversion to Judaism for all members of the National Union of Students’ executive committee.
● Have-a-go hero Tom Hardy to be made Metropolitan Police commissioner. Shame to lose a name like “Cressida Dick”, though, so Hardy to assume the working moniker “Thelonius Dong”.
● Free socks for French expats in London (we do not go barefoot in our shoes in this...
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Giles Coren: Vote for an election that isn't a total yawn