today at 03:31.
We could all use the support.
23 Booty Scoops That Will Surely Lift Your Spirits
108 likes - 4 comments
today at 04:40
It'll lift something else alright.
Anna Forêt Cornett
today at 04:17
Jake Griffin lol I love booty
today at 03:30.
Who could forget Roxana Vancea's famous slip?
Weather Girl Becomes Internet Famous After Nip Slip
95 likes - 14 comments
today at 03:43
Women should always use their looks/bodies to get attention and get ahead.
today at 03:38
Idk if you know this but we all have nipples unless by some unfortunate accident you lost yours
today at 04:01
It's not a slip if it's on purpose. That's like calling what Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian did a nip slip.
today at 01:30.
Definitely not for you, no way.
Adult Actresses' Snapchat Accounts For That One Friend Of Yours
143 likes - 56 comments
today at 02:11
"My friend" said Riley Reid's Snapchat didn't come up 😂😆😂
today at 04:09
I am seriously contemplating actually starting to use snapchat after seeing these beautiful pictures... I don't need to tag anyone cuz I am that friend hahaha
today at 03:22
Garbage now all they try is to make you pay for private snaps
today at 00:31.
I'm sure these are funny to certain people, but definitely not me.
30 Hilarious Masturbation Jokes You’ll Probably Pretend You Don’t Get
80 likes - 13 comments
today at 01:13
If you're by yourself does it still count for the mile high club?
today at 00:59
Fun fact: these are all definitely not me. Never even seen a... what does Max call them? Yabbos? Never even seen a yabbo
Hassib A. Kadir
today at 00:38
Guilty as charged. Lmao 😂
today at 00:30.
No joke, there's something alive in that pile of garbage.
Girl Posts "Sexy" Selfie, Twitter Blasts Her For Disgusting Room
53 likes - 22 comments
today at 00:49
Social Media Specialist for the Chive "It's been about 5 days since I posted the girl with a dirty room post, fuck-it, hits submit post again"
today at 00:46
My ex-wife was like this, it was a big reason we ended up divorced, she would get mad at me for wading through the clean clothes on the floor and stepping on and breaking a heel off her shoe
Casey Franklin Goff
today at 01:27
DAMN, her place STILL nasty? One would think she would clean it after the first post about it over a year ago on The Chive. Hmmmmm.
yesterday at 23:30.
The DAR is live!
35 Utterly Random Photos You Need To See Before The Weekend Is Over
80 likes - 0 comments
yesterday at 23:01.
I’m sure any given officer has heard every excuse out there, but this guy...
This Guy’s Excuse For Having Weed Was So Bad, The Cops Roasted Him On Facebook
42 likes - 17 comments
today at 03:16
I think posting a full name and area of residence is just as bad as a mugshot. Making an example out of someone for something as stupid weed is just silly. Why not strike that kind of fear into sexual predators? Enforcing these weed laws and ruining the lives of these young men is leading to cycle after cycle of poverty.
today at 04:51
Good job officer. You removed harmless bud from the streets. Meanwhile, crack whores and meth heads are stealing shit out of people's cars. Thank goodness the dude with the "pound" of weed was taken off the street.
yesterday at 23:18
What a fucking joke. Don't they have real crime to pursue?
yesterday at 23:00.
An incredible story.
Boy Miraculously Recovers From Cancer After Taking Cannabis
1219 likes - 55 comments
Jose Carlos Lazarte Aspíllaga
yesterday at 23:08
This is a great story and I'm in favor of completely legalizing marihuana but please don't use an isolated case as 'proof' that cannabis cures cancer.
yesterday at 23:21
Lies. Cannabis is a Schedule 1 drug. Which means it is highly addictive and has no medical benefits. The Federal government said so.
yesterday at 23:32
I'm eating gummie bears everyday and it's working for me. Seriously. Who would've thought ? Seriously.
In all sincerity there are positives to cannabinoids. Delta-9-thc has anti inflammatory factors and helps treat the symptoms of chemotherapies. The side effects are a majority of what sucks with chemo. Being able to have an appetite and eat healthy and actually keep the vitamins down is key. Cannabinoids certainly help.
yesterday at 22:50.
ICYMI via theBERRY
Jenny Slate Just Gave Some Juicy Deets On Her Relationship With Ex-Boyfriend Chris Evans
32 likes - 31 comments
Kevin Arthur Maclary
yesterday at 23:21
What happened to the chive of years ago? You had content that was different and enjoyable to look over. Now it's just celebrity bs, hipster trendy stuff and boring content. Can't even get cat Saturday up before the day ends, no more cool art to hang on our walls, etc. Bring this stuff back and make TheChive great again!!
yesterday at 23:09
Here's something funny for those of you who need cheering up after such a shitty post
yesterday at 22:57
I may stop following the chive if all they post is berry bullshit.
yesterday at 21:17.
It's everyone's fault.
421 likes - 30 comments
yesterday at 21:24
And you find all that twisted flipped around money all over your wallet, clothes, jacket, vehicle, etc. Then you are just glad your wallet and cell phone are home with you...
Lincoln Jackson Wright
yesterday at 21:29
Well, confirms I could never be Spider-Man.
yesterday at 21:36
Pretty sure drunk you gets all the blame.
yesterday at 21:02.
The U.S. Just Released Now De-Classified Nuclear Test Footage And It'll Blow Your Mind
143 likes - 11 comments
yesterday at 21:33
I like how they failed to mention the bomb that cracker barrel dropped the day they fired Brad's wife after 11 years, and on his birthday nonetheless
Klaus Iron Side
yesterday at 21:32
La 7eme c'est encore freezer qui a claqué une boule de la mort putain ☝😱
yesterday at 21:23
Watch Trinity and Beyond....It'll open your eyes to all of the atomic and hydrogen bomb tests in the 50's and 60's...
yesterday at 20:45.
ICYMI via theBERRY
Twitter Is Reeling Over This Tweet Telling Ice Skater Nancy Kerrigan To ‘Break A Leg’ On ‘Dancing With The Stars’
41 likes - 23 comments
yesterday at 21:06
Normally I am pretty sympathetic to people on Twitter getting offended for nearly no reason but this is fucking insane. "Break a Leg" is literally what theater/TV people say to wish good luck because wishing "good luck" is thought of as bad luck and doing it is offensive to theater people. This had zero to do with the incident that happened over 20 years ago.
yesterday at 20:51
"How could such a clear verbal faux pas be unintentional?" Uh, because "break a leg," is a common fucking phrase. And even IF it was intentional, so what? It's called a joke, laugh or get over it, move on. Especially given that Kerrigan didn't even take offense herself, social outrage culture over bullshit.
yesterday at 20:51
Twitter: for all that fake outrage and social warriors to be mean
yesterday at 20:28.
95 Utterly Random Pictures Everyone Should See This Week
44 likes - 1 comments
yesterday at 20:02.
Guy Moves In With His Girlfriend And Can't Comprehend How Awesome Life Is
238 likes - 35 comments
yesterday at 20:38
he just sounds like a goddamn moron. it doesn't have anything to do with being a man without a woman, it's got everything to do with a child who didn't grow up and learn to act like a fucking adult
yesterday at 21:26
Shit this made me feel bad. I really need to fold the clothes and treat my husband more. He spoils me. Inspiration strikes everywhere I guess I better get to folding.
yesterday at 20:39
Plot twist: it's really a six year old tweeting about his mom.
yesterday at 19:30.
My world is upside down right now.
Wild Fan Theory Claims ‘John Wick 2’ Is A Sequel To ‘The Matrix’
120 likes - 39 comments
yesterday at 19:52
Come on the matrix? This is clearly a tie in to the new Star Trek reboot where Captain Evans (played by Keanu Reeves) is on the Holodeck living out his fantasy of 2000s style action movies duh.
The matrix, please.
yesterday at 19:42
Wow... Is John Wick 2 as good, or comparable to the first?! I loved the first. This "theory" is a little out there...
yesterday at 20:08
This theory has too many holes in it, the inception prequel theory was much better.
yesterday at 19:04.
Expectation vs reality.
20 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Life Is Not Like The Movies
113 likes - 4 comments
yesterday at 20:52
So this mullet I want to get probably won't make me look like Full House John Stamos
yesterday at 19:12
At least it's not "via The Berry"
yesterday at 20:21
These are really dumb.
yesterday at 18:29.
25 Of The Funniest Tweets Of All Time Of This Week
2659 likes - 23 comments
yesterday at 21:12
"Of all time this week" What the hell does that even mean? Clearly not referring to posts from this week seeing how there was shit from 2015 on it.
yesterday at 18:41
Or on teen mom
yesterday at 19:51
Being on the pole is better than The Bachelor/Bachelorette. At least that's honest and no allusions to intent/goal.
yesterday at 18:00.
Hot takes incoming.
The ‘I’m About To Say It’ Meme Has Twitter Speaking Its Mind
311 likes - 29 comments
yesterday at 18:14
You know what, I'm about to say it...Brad's wife did NOT deserve to be fired!
yesterday at 18:21
I'm about to say it...
This is not worthy of a meme.
yesterday at 18:07
You know what. I'm about to say it. The Berry is a fail.
yesterday at 17:45.
Hot Blonde Battles In Her Underwear, Russian Swimming In Oil, Flare Gun Shots To The Nuts, and more! Grab a beer and let's watch some internet!
Hot Girl In Underwear Battles Huge Spider + More Clips You Nee...
163 likes - 17 comments
yesterday at 19:33
They should make a reality show on hot women in underwear fighting spiders, couldn't be any worse than the Kartrashians.
yesterday at 20:26
Who was filming the girl in her underwear trying to kill the spider?
yesterday at 19:36
I really hope that dumb fat pos doesn't procreate. He doesn't need to be having kids.
yesterday at 17:32.
Just A Whole Bunch Of Awkward Boner Stories
48 likes - 2 comments
yesterday at 19:11
The picture of the comment from thekyledavid is actually a lyric from a Ninja Sex Party song called "No Reason Boner."
yesterday at 20:20
Alana Stoeger you could get in on this.