05/23/2017 at 15:00.
ALIENS: They're just like us!
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05/23/2017 at 15:05
Ryan ScheelKady Ashley.... is it just me, or do you want to kick them so softly and watch them buckle?!😬
05/23/2017 at 15:02
All I can think of is the kid from the movie the arrival with Charlie Sheen 😂😂😂😂😂
05/23/2017 at 15:05
You can't hyperextend your knee if it's like a door hinge.
yesterday at 22:28.
Niagra Falls is such a lame final vacation.
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yesterday at 22:32
Me as a kid throwing a fit.
Mom hands me a plastic grocery bag. "Here, put this over your head. You'll feel better."
yesterday at 22:49
Hey lady if you don't want him, I could use the tax deduction.
yesterday at 22:44
You should never reenact those final moments before the condom broke.
yesterday at 20:00.
Do you know where the candle supply is?
Candle Supply Crash - Tosh.0 | Comedy Central
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yesterday at 20:56
Tosh is fckn clown shoes
yesterday at 17:00.
CAPTION CHALLENGE: Twister
Write a caption for this still - and help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll pick a winner and share your glory on Facebook.
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yesterday at 17:03
Next move is white appendage, brown circle.
yesterday at 17:09
When the cops burst into Daniel's room and yell freeze!
yesterday at 18:01
As fun as those old paper dots candies were, they were never very tasty.
We at PaperDot Candy Co think you'll be very satisfied with our new flavors- coming to a mouth near you this summer!
yesterday at 15:00.
One man's tragedy is another man's opportunity.
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David Stencil Jr.
yesterday at 15:21
Lets turn this tragic event into a comedic one, "Bar worker dead after too many shots"...
yesterday at 15:17
Brudders sucks. I love not to far away. Should be closed permanently
yesterday at 15:23
That's when the bar tender mixs all the drinks people didn't finish
Hey United, if you want me to give up my seat, this is all you have to do.
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yesterday at 00:02
So this pretty much sums up what having sex with Courtney love would look like.
yesterday at 01:21
I was aircraft maintenance on fighter jets in the Air Force for many years. This is very common and 100% safe. It's used to create a smooth surface and form a seal.
yesterday at 00:02
If he was using scotch tape I'd be worried, duct tape holds anything
05/21/2017 at 22:00.
Rolling into summer break like…
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05/21/2017 at 22:08
I wonder at what point he realized the water wasn't there, before or when he hits... I'd like to think it was just before and he had an OhShit moment.
05/21/2017 at 23:47
This is the result of most guy tryna slid Into a girl dms
yesterday at 00:17
I'm sure the person recording this was only at knee deep water...
05/21/2017 at 17:00.
Land of the free. Home of the brave fashion choices.
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05/21/2017 at 17:25
My grandfather fought in ww2 and told me wearing crap like that was disrespectful to the flag.... shorts, tshirts, bathing suits, flip flops... a NO-NO!
05/21/2017 at 17:57
These have to be Trump supporters. Right-wing nutjobs always wrap themselves in the flag, in this case literally, because they think it makes them "patriotic" when it actally makes them look like 🤡🤡🤡.
05/21/2017 at 17:30
To all the people crying foul.
The Flag usage guidelines state: The usage of THE flag as an article of clothing is considered defacing and disrespectful. I.e. If you take down a flag, cut it up and use it as a shoal, that's disrespectful. But if you buy a hat that is made to look like the flag, then you are good
05/21/2017 at 02:30.
Nice of him to drive a convertible so he can share his passion with the rest of the world.
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05/21/2017 at 06:11
I used to love doing it too, till I reached 40. Now the bastards can't be trusted. Nothing worse than the walk of shame to the restroom.
05/21/2017 at 04:23
Am I missing something here I don't understand the joke or whatever his Passion For What is it the fact that he's next to a bus and it's filled with people that can't afford cars let alone convertibles he didn't plan on being next to a bus that day I don't see I don't get this at all or is that the point there's nothing to get
05/21/2017 at 09:32
the "joke" is what's written on the air freshner. "I ♥ TO FART". His convertible makes the air freshener, hanging from the rear view mirror, more visible to the people next to him, hence sharing his "passion". You're welcome.
05/20/2017 at 22:00.
She doesn’t look super appreciative about her free haircut.
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Eric Scott Mattevi
05/20/2017 at 22:21
It is illegal to hit or strike the primates here, and is also unwise because an attack on one will invite an attack from many others. Many people are hurt in this sanctuary as well as their property stolen or damaged. I don't blame the primates, but I wouldn't go here.
05/21/2017 at 12:29
Stacy 😂😂 this would probably happen to you if you had one! Lol (except this one is much bigger than the kind you want lol)
05/20/2017 at 22:00
She had a flashback to the last time she got her hair pulled.....anal! Apparently not a fan haaa
05/20/2017 at 17:00.
Going number two after eating that burrito will feel like giving birth.
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05/20/2017 at 17:04
So thats why the shitters at home depot are always out of order
05/20/2017 at 19:23
White guy goes to Mexican restaurant. "I'll have a el grande mierda please." After finishing asks "what does that mean by the way?" "The big shit. Our toilet is out of order though. Have a safe ride home!"
05/20/2017 at 18:55
That thing comes out at the same size, it's going to come out like a T-shirt at a sporting event at that velocity just fly! PUNISH YOUR TOILET!
05/19/2017 at 20:00.
Tragic? Yes. Funny? Yes, to people who have a good sense of humor.
Ironic Plane Crash - Tosh.0 | Comedy Central
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05/20/2017 at 11:53
That not was funny 20 years ago when Donal Logue did it as Jimmy the Cab Driver on MTV. Way to scrape the bottom of the fucking barrell of originality.
Tyler Skott Murphy
05/20/2017 at 21:44
The real irony is when you realize the plane actually crashed into a flight safety building. This actually occurred in Wichita, KS.
05/20/2017 at 01:40
Fuck Tosh I wanted to watch your f****** video but then I saw f****** eight hours of Baywatch advertisement which instantly made me to unfriend your dumbass
05/19/2017 at 17:59.
This is so weird - who the F wears overalls?
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05/20/2017 at 00:09
I wear overalls because they're the shit dude. Everyone bashes them for being a farmer's clothing, but they are the best lazy man's clothing around. Imagine putting on your normal pants, but lifting two straps over your shoulders, buttoning them instead, and then not having to worry about putting on a belt, pulling up your pants, you have pockets at chest height as well as traditional, etc.
Eric Scott Mattevi
05/19/2017 at 18:45
Mr. T wore overalls and no fool ever questioned him.
05/19/2017 at 18:56
I wear them with no shirt or a shirt , the good ole u.s.a.was built by people wearing them
05/19/2017 at 16:02.
Watch Big Ass Baby get his swoll on and the rest of the Tosh.0 summer finale here!
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Haha his legs look a little bigger than usual in this pic lol
What's the weight belt for tosh...you are wearing a diaper
Native hahah Big ass babby! Remind me of big body hahahah!!!!!!
05/19/2017 at 15:41.
That family has so much dirty laundry.
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05/19/2017 at 15:45
My grandma is old school so we aren't allowed to mix the colored with the whites.
05/19/2017 at 15:43
If they can make the shadows say "send nudes" they win the internet for a couple of days
05/19/2017 at 16:55
It's all fun and games until Pennywise pops out from behind a sheet.
Trashy has never been so meta.
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05/19/2017 at 00:03
Every time bubba gets ahold of him it rains in Florida
05/19/2017 at 02:17
Let's not let the tattoo distract you from the real story here...if you or someone you love has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to a large cash settlement
05/19/2017 at 01:08
Florida is America's dick. "Thought it was a good Idea at the time" should be its motto & prison orange is its state color.
05/18/2017 at 20:01.
It's time for the Attack In The Cul-De-Sac.
Video Breakdown - Bong Fight - Tosh.0 | Comedy Central
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05/19/2017 at 01:02
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
05/18/2017 at 20:05
This is old as shit and was on one of your first episodes.... You guys should have plenty of material to use instead of regurgitating shit.
05/18/2017 at 21:34
They should find a good instructor, jail is a good place to start if there is no boxing ring but fighting is alil exasperated, whether it be fisty cuffs or good old fashion feuds
05/18/2017 at 17:18.
Free Instant-Douchebag-Status with purchase.
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05/18/2017 at 17:20
They're sold with the vodka because you have to be drunk to even think about wearing one.
05/18/2017 at 17:31
I will never understand how wearing a hat makes you a douche. In my mind wouldn't bandwagoning on a hate group of a hat make you a douche? Isn't the whole thing that makes a douche a douche is thinking you're better then other people for petty reasons?
05/18/2017 at 17:42
I always forget, noncompliance with this generation = douchebaggery. You either dress like us and think like us or we'll cast you out. I believe groupthink mentality is being a douchebag.
05/18/2017 at 15:01.
When dad is happy, everyone is happy.
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05/18/2017 at 15:02
Praying tosh. Praying. For him to squirt quickly so she doesn't get lockjaw.
05/18/2017 at 15:16
Well, that's one way of keeping your congregation from growing...
05/18/2017 at 15:08
It finally happened. A religious institution said something I agree with. I guess all things ARE possible.
05/17/2017 at 22:00.
"If it doesn't fit in the dumpster, we have to charge you a Bulky Item Pickup Fee."
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05/17/2017 at 22:13
Is this where the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie was filmed?
05/18/2017 at 03:47
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05/17/2017 at 23:35
how could, breaking a boat to tiny pieces not be a great time?!?! people literally PAY to smash cars with sledge hammers lol