UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 19:27. Facebook
That's that job salted then.

*Cue drums*

PCSO commandeers gritter to find missing boy

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UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 17:55. Facebook
It's statistically true! Shall we do a "Worst Drivers"? ;)
UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 16:48. Facebook
What a lovely couple!
UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 15:58. Facebook
PC Evie is obsessed with mummies uniform! She keeps asking me to borrow my "ankles" (handcuffs) so she can arrest her sister! She cries that she can't come to work with me and "catch baddies" and wants a real police car for her birthday.

Sure you can darling....
UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 15:21. Facebook
The double entendres can begin! In all seriousness, we wish her all the very best. One hell of a tough job for anyone to take on. Good luck to her.

First woman appointed to lead Met Police

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UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 14:30. Facebook
UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 12:00. Facebook
Dibble is UKCH's #DogOfTheDay
UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 11:16. Facebook
Today's #ViewFromTheOffice is Thurrock in Essex
UK Cop Humour
02/22/2017 at 11:00. Facebook
When did this become such a thing? Actively asking people if they're offended, and then panicking if they are. In fact, one person can be offended by something that hundreds of thousands aren't - and it becomes a huge issue!
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 23:04. Facebook
This goes for all of you!
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 20:35. Facebook
Tag an ARV friend ;)
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 19:47. Facebook
Sky #FakeNews - alert on phone that "Armed men ambush POLICE to spring killer in Liverpool" (as the headline says)...

Click the story and the scumbags actually ambushed two Prison Officers.

It's nasty as hell but it's not the same thing that they're reporting to grab your attention.

Manhunt as killer escapes in ambush on police

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UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 19:44. Facebook
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 17:54. Facebook
From the twitter inbox: Think we need a traffic Sgt - looks like there's been a serious Polac!
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 17:53. Facebook
Every. Single. Time.

(According to your Snapchats anyway!)
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 15:52. Facebook
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 13:55. Facebook
This made us chuckle on Snapchat... Sure it'll be tea and biscuits all round! #FACup
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 13:50. Facebook
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 13:14. Facebook
Anyone else?
UK Cop Humour
yesterday at 12:00. Facebook
Bertie is UKCH's #DogOfTheDay