PC Evie is obsessed with mummies uniform! She keeps asking me to borrow my "ankles" (handcuffs) so she can arrest her sister! She cries that she can't come to work with me and "catch baddies" and wants a real police car for her birthday.
When did this become such a thing? Actively asking people if they're offended, and then panicking if they are. In fact, one person can be offended by something that hundreds of thousands aren't - and it becomes a huge issue!