Wonderful Pistachios has learned that Ernie the Elephant is now offering 10 Nintendo Switches and games along with his Jeep® Wrangler as a reward for help finding a compromising video. He’s discovered a new lead on its whereabouts and invites fans to join him. On a related note, we would like to apologize to the grocery store clerk who experienced an altercation with Ernie over what reports... View details ⇨
It’s been 8 weeks since Ernie’s so-called “incriminating video” has gone missing. Wonderful Pistachios still doesn’t know what it contains, but we do know that he’s now offering $10K in cash in addition to his Jeep® Wrangler for help finding it. If you do find the video, please consider destroying it without sharing its contents. Thank you for your cooperation. [ Wndrful.co Link ]
Ernie the Elephant is currently traveling in a continuing effort to keep private matters, and unsavory videos, private. He is still offering his Jeep® Wrangler as a prize for help, but this week, he has added $5K in Airbnb credit. He’s clearly desperate. Please don’t judge Wonderful Pistachios for whatever is on that video. [ Wndrful.co Link ]
Apparently, Ernie the Elephant is now giving away $5K in StubHub credits in exchange for disrupting a public sporting event. Please know that this does not in any way represent Wonderful Pistachios’ values of respect and sportsmanship. For more details, please visit [ Wndrful.co Link ].
We've received reports that Ernie is continuing the search for his missing video. He is now offering 4 VIP passes to Coachella in addition to his Jeep® Wrangler in exchange for burning some photographs. Please note, as a company, Wonderful Pistachios does not condone playing with fire. For more details, please visit [ Wndrful.co Link ]
In response to the recent news that Ernie the Elephant is offering $100K in prizes including his Jeep® Wrangler to find and destroy what is being described as a “scandalous personal video,” Wonderful Pistachios would like to reaffirm that we support the talking elephant and his right to a private life. If you would like more information on this issue, or how to win Ernie’s ride, you are... View details ⇨
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