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05/23/2017 at 16:32. Facebook
Wonderful Pistachios has learned that Ernie the Elephant is now offering 10 Nintendo Switches and games along with his Jeep® Wrangler as a reward for help finding a compromising video. He’s discovered a new lead on its whereabouts and invites fans to join him. On a related note, we would like to apologize to the grocery store clerk who experienced an altercation with Ernie over what reports...
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Wonderful Pistachios has learned that Ernie the Elephant is now offering 10

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It’s been 8 weeks since Ernie’s so-called “incriminating video” has gone missing. Wonderful Pistachios still doesn’t know what it contains, but we do know that he’s now offering $10K in cash in addition to his Jeep® Wrangler for help finding it. If you do find the video, please consider destroying it without sharing its contents. Thank you for your cooperation. [ Wndrful.co Link ]
Its been 8 weeks since Ernies socalled incriminating video has gone missing

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The Wall Street Journal investigates the rise of the second breakfast. Check it out and see how Wonderful Pistachios are right on trend.
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Ernie the Elephant is currently traveling in a continuing effort to keep private matters, and unsavory videos, private. He is still offering his Jeep® Wrangler as a prize for help, but this week, he has added $5K in Airbnb credit. He’s clearly desperate. Please don’t judge Wonderful Pistachios for whatever is on that video. [ Wndrful.co Link ]
Ernie the Elephant is currently traveling in a continuing effort to keep

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Apparently, Ernie the Elephant is now giving away $5K in StubHub credits in exchange for disrupting a public sporting event. Please know that this does not in any way represent Wonderful Pistachios’ values of respect and sportsmanship. For more details, please visit [ Wndrful.co Link ].
Apparently Ernie the Elephant is now giving away 5K in StubHub credits

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Ernie explains how the 10-items-or-less policy applies to 3 carts full of Wonderful Pistachios.
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We've received reports that Ernie is continuing the search for his missing video. He is now offering 4 VIP passes to Coachella in addition to his Jeep® Wrangler in exchange for burning some photographs. Please note, as a company, Wonderful Pistachios does not condone playing with fire. For more details, please visit [ Wndrful.co Link ]
Weve received reports that Ernie is continuing the search for his missing

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In response to the recent news that Ernie the Elephant is offering $100K in prizes including his Jeep® Wrangler to find and destroy what is being described as a “scandalous personal video,” Wonderful Pistachios would like to reaffirm that we support the talking elephant and his right to a private life. If you would like more information on this issue, or how to win Ernie’s ride, you are...
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This Wonderful Pistachio-cracking elephant needs your help. As a reward, Ernie is offering $100K in prizes, including his Jeep® Wrangler.
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It’s time to fill your brackets and empty your Wonderful Pistachios shells. Who are you rooting for? #GetCrackin
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Ernie's breaking the mold, and the gym.
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February 26 is #WorldPistachioDay. The one time a year when everyone puts aside their differences and unites around a universal love of crackin’ pistachios. How will you celebrate this year? #GetCrackin
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A little Valentine’s Day advice from Wonderful Pistachios: Crack shells, not hearts. #GetCrackin
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When Richard Sherman intercepts your last Wonderful Pistachio, the smart thing to do is get a new bag. #SnackSmarter #GetCrackin
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Game day is almost here. Go nuts. In fact, here’s 50¢ off a bag of Wonderful Pistachios to help you #GetCrackin. [ Wndrful.co Link ] #SnackSmarter
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This is why you never get in line behind a talking elephant at the grocery store.
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Ernie is putting the BIG in the big game. Watch our new commercial before it airs, then vote for it on USA Today’s Ad Meter.
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