World’s Dumbest
03/22/2017 at 02:01. Facebook
We really should do an All-Matador Episode...But then we'd have to watch this video...and we're not. You can, but we're not.

Bull rams 11-inch horn up matador’s butt during bout (GRAPHIC) - NY Daily News

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This is either the most genius thing ever or the dumbest thing ever. Which is it??
Nobody takes the inspiring, majestic splendor of Nature and turns it into a tourist-laden cesspool quite like us Americans!
ALL the celebs at the Oscars tonight used the Air Curler. J/K none of them probbly did.

h/t WD fan Daniel Wagner!

Air Curler TV Commercial

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You, sir...are a genius.
When we say "Florida Genius" that means the opposite of actual genius. He was gonna bomb stores, then buy stock and wait for it to rise. Then be RICH!

Target bomb plot: Florida man arrested for plan to bomb Target stores - CNN.com

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Who stole my slice??
Whatever Gets You Through Thanksgiving!
"Around 12:16 a.m., police had been summoned to the bar when another woman was asked to show her ID to the doorman, and instead attempted to present a slice of pizza. After being informed that pizza was not a valid means of gaining entry to the establishment, the woman slapped the doorman in the face, according to police, and was issued a trespass notice to stay away from the location."

Amherst Police: Woman attempts to use pizza slice as ID, companion arrested for interfering with cops

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Our very own Brad Loekle has a new book out and it's freakin' hilarious, bawdy, often inappropriate and DEFINITELY not politically correct. Support your boy! Stuff someone's stocking!

My Big Gay Life: Brad Loekle: 9780692796016: Amazon.com: Books

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